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All credit to Pete Duffield for giving us an insight into his life.
More sauce: http://www.ohhipete.com
****FP EDIT****** HERE IS A LINK TO THEIR IG ACCOUNT FOR MORE: https://www.instagram.com/kellie_and_pete/
vulgarian
Beautiful really. I could only ever dream of a relationship like that. After 2 kids all I get is distain after passing on my genetics ;(
WontSomeonePleaseThinkOfTheChildren
These are fucking brilliant and adorable.!Obligatory: I hate being single.
ultimate0
Man, gonna have to find myself a kelly
morakdais
Reminds me of this British lady I knocked up a few years ago
ZebraSweet
I want to gild you but I don't think Imgur does that
richincleve
First, these are awesome. Second, that car crash victim sleeping position is me every night.
SadHedgehog
I do the drunken ballerina... Wonky pirhouette.
prosperouscheat
I have seriously never thought of using 2 towels and feel dumb now.
TachyonCode
I use a hairdryer. No need for towels.
appaismyspiritanimal
#12 but that's the most comfortable position!
Imightbethedroidyourelookingfor
Yes! That is my favorite sleeping position!
SMHandSmiling
Jealous yet very happy for you (and the fact this story exists).
randolphjcarter
I like these comics, these comics have balls, I like...balls!
Cocojean
Well said sir.
HueTheHuman
i was prepping my self for 5 years worth of daily comics in this post. i was very over prepped.
whyisthisusernametaken
StillNotapotato
I kept waiting for something horrible to happen and I'm so relieved it didn't
Arkatie
Whenever my bf or myself have long sharp toe nails we call them raptor toes.
Tekbill
I love it and favorited it so I can read them all and share with my wife
PaddyWhak
Ditto
SprinkCal
Yup me too. Share it with the wife. Will do. Ya know because I have a wife. I'm not single or lonely. Not me. ha ha haa.. (someone love me)
blazebot4200
Fuck you and your happiness. I'm gonna go cryturbate myself to sleep
Oranos2115
TIL "poorly" from #36 can mean ill or unwell. neat
djknetic
I did a Ctrl+F on the page to see if anybody else had this answer.
CheddarFiend
TIL "poorly" isnt used internationally
ShaitanTheUnborn
These are adorable.
Solivoid
A bit too adorable for me, to be honest. It's like listening to someone describe how incredible their partner without stopping.
ewww21
That's literally what it is lol
Solivoid
As such, the insufferability.
wheredowehidethebody
This stuff reminds me why i love my relationship
mialynneb
When I leave for work in the morning, my husband and I flip each other off. We've done it for 17 years, and it's still funny to us.
TheGhostofElizabethShue
At first I thought he was calling their baby 'Poopy'.
iknewyousobrieflyyoudeadsoapdog
My husband and I call our baby daughter Pooper. We will continue this until shes in college.
MeEmBot
I call my daughter Gwendol-butt. I change the ending to her name frequently. It's fun.
melshot
LOL
rickeyspanish
IM just wondering if they really give them laughing gas (nitrous) during labor in the UK. Never heard or seen that before
HughWattmeight
They do in Norway at least. Also, epidural if you want to.
teabobaggins
Yep, my mum had it when she was in labour with me. It is a thing in the UK.
ThatsMySecretCapImAlwaysHorny
It's called "gas and air" for some reason. That would be "gas and another gas"
TheBestRussian
Wait- oh. Oh! It's poppy!
HighSlayerRalton
"Kelly Drops Food On herself Literally Every Mealtime, And Is Still Surprised Each Time It Happens". Yeah, babies can be a real handf–Wait.
TachyonCode
Can confirm this is an issue wives have.
RespectTheNull
Onions. Just cause...well...where are all the Petes?
SadHedgehog
With all the Kellies.
TachyonCode
Can confirm. Have my own.
SadHedgehog
Hmmm... How to become a Kellie?
drmediocrity
Just the right amount of balls.
rickeyspanish
his balls are a bit too long imo
TinySnek
"His balls are a bit too long" well. Now I've seen everything.
ErinFromTheOffice
The right ball sort of looks like a second penis.
gnovice
4% balls.
AVoiceOfReason
You were right. It was 2/50, which is 4%.
HighSlayerRalton
DidTheMath
Squeleton
what the.. how is this so relatable? I even sleep like that.. this is freaky.
theoneandonlyy2k
Why Is It Capitalized This Way?
schmittyboss
I was about to make this exact comment. Why is this not bothering everyone else as much?
wBRITTm
I've looked for a comment that mentioned them. I had to stop reading.
WildSquirtle
I like how it got more and more British as you scrolled down.
twicetemper
Definitely Aussie.
ImDarkerThanYou
Definitely British: https://www.linkedin.com/in/pete-duffield-91235623/?ppe=1
MemeDissector
yeah, he's an illustrator based in london
Anklehurthumpthesink
Wot cunt? You 'aving a giggle?
PizzaSlutForever
I noticed that too! :D
imjustheretobitchaboutpeople
Tbh i feel like this was aussie
FrankyBabes
Ahh that explains it. I thought it was British for the longest time but certain things didn't real right. Didn't mention Brexit once!
WhatsTatersPrecious
I thought Aussie was possible until I saw "poorly"
imjustheretobitchaboutpeople
I hear people say poorly all the time xD
MemeDissector
at one point in time, same thing.
ImDarkerThanYou
I lot of mentions of "tea" and the word "twat" though. Which are typically more British or Irish!
imjustheretobitchaboutpeople
Aussies drink lots of tea, tho? We also call people twats.
ImDarkerThanYou
Yeah, but both a little less than the British and Irish. Just playing the stats, man. Plus the bloke's def british I found his Linkedin haha
imjustheretobitchaboutpeople
Fair enough - I disagree on the tea part though xD I had like 7 before midday today.
eusebiusnicomidea
MrZenCool
fineaddition.gif
SpencerBliss7
Xd
AdoptedSon
Hahaha... man those are so relatable because I'm not lonely at all hahaha I love doing relationship things with someone other thanme hahaha
filmusic42
" hahahahaha "
GasBandit
I used to, too.
imnotinprisonhidingaphoneinmybutt
I'm mentally prepared to die alone.
theonlychild
i know what you mean... i'm also your username @adoptedson
psychoctopus
IAmAsianButNotChinese
My gf of 8 months is moving to US for her MS and I am still stuck here struggling to make a career. This post just sent me on a feels trip.
BoozeHound001
MrPajamaSam
I'm so sorry
ZOMGsquish
Almost sent these to my fiancee...then I remembered she left me.
iamlikelytoforgetthis
I'm absolutely convinced he's British
Mockingbirb
Could also be Australian, mate.
Mockingbirb
Augmentus
CitrusAss
somestrangeryoudontknow
My life partner is going to love these too! She's totally real!!
ParaBailarLaBamba
What's her name???
somestrangeryoudontknow
Keyb... ahh.... keyia Borden... we have two daughters cubi-cal and monitar
ParaBailarLaBamba
That doesn't sound fake at all! :D
somestrangeryoudontknow
I love lamp
FilthyRapscallions
And really female.
onerepmax
Me? Single? Of course not, she just goes to a different school.
Vijo
You wouldn't know her.
Flygonite
In a different country..... and planet.... and world.... and universe...
foxfire1112
nigga you're 34
onerepmax
"How do ya do fellow imgurians?"
GeraltofNivea
...in Canada. Yeah....Canada
CuntyLinguist
Eh?
MutantTurd
I met her at Niagara Falls. Yeah... that's the yicket.
kah929
NO MOM SHE'S REAL
2pillows
Well, I couldn't tell you her name, you wouldn't understand it. It's in uh... pig latin, yeah, pig latin.
TheGreatRadioControversy
NORTH Canada....it takes 3 years worth of day travel to get there. Can't travel at night, uh, snow Lions, yeah, uh snow lions
TheParticlesSon
You'd need a Svalbardian Polar Bear, and armor. Because we met in North Canada at that RPGCon I went to a while back. HOW CAN U NOT REMEMBER
railgap
Married here, same feels. :(
mycatsbreathsmellslikecatfoodandibentmywookie
Decade and a bit. I feel a lot less alone as a single parent on my own than living in a relationship like that.
LunaChic
Sorry. It's even being lonely in a relationship, that was the tipping point for me.
railgap
I'm sorry you (or anyone) has to go through this shit.
LunaChic
Hope things get better for you. I'm still lonely, but I'd rather be alone than lonely and miserable in a relationship.
railgap
I think I understand - when alone and single, there is room for hope.
TheParticlesSon
It just shouldn't be that way but I get it. I was lonely in a relationship for 10 years and though it seemed insurmountable I am single now.
TheParticlesSon
I don't actually know that I'm any better off, though. My dog and I are much better friends now, and believe it or not, letting myself be
TheParticlesSon
THAT GUY ... the quiet guy who's dog goes everywhere with him in the front seat, wears a bandana, smiles from ear to ear, and has approval
TheParticlesSon
on all new friendships, girlfriends ... if you can't pass my dog's sniff test, you cant get to me... being that guy and learning to
bobcat1721
#11 my girlfriend does that face. She calls it her gopher face
spicypiggy
Mine too. Sometimes she'll throw in some creepy noieses too
phreakick
I make this face all the time. I'm glad I'm not the only freak.
UpvoteFairy3001
My sister does it to me while I'm driving. Like she's trying to make me laugh and crash and kill us both.
AngeloPetraglia
This made me laugh out loud and I am alone, not often achieved. I hope you don't crash and expire (either of you).
AngeloPetraglia
Yep, mine too. She thinks it is hilarious. The first time she did it, I thought she was having a stroke.
Crabsforeveryone
When reversed, my husband calls it orc face.
GibbGibb
Me too
SuicideBear
My sister makes it too. It is so weird but so adorable at the same time !
Eurisko91
My ex did that all the time lol.
lafemmenikita
I do it too. Sometimes I don't even think about it and only realise I'm doing it when my husband starts laughing.
5am13
I call mine the "Jim Carrey face" after his character Fire Marshall Bill from In Living Color.
BachelorGourmet
LET ME SHOW YA SOMETHIN'!!
HalfAmazingHalfTerrific
I make it too! I thought I was the only one! It really creeps ppl out if you run your tongue over your teeth while doing it. You're welcome
TinySnek
advice taken and used to great effect.
mistahpants
These are terrific, well done!
PeteDuffield
Thank you! You can follow us on Instagram to see more: https://www.instagram.com/kellie_and_pete/
Vaanhalen
Needs more honda civic ad placements
fitgirl1
Fuck man if a car saved my life I would give them free props too.
kittydizzle
I'm so glad no one died at the end
Insomnia297
Wait for the next installment.
Left4dawn
Oh but in the end they too shall die
inighScifiQueen
I was hoping for it tho maybe the guy did that's why no more of the story
aesthesia1
yea that was a bummer
vettastryker
After 33 of the things I just skipped to the end to make sure nobody was dead.
Threewisemen
Everyone dies in the end.
michonnedisapproves
2edgy4me
Zombiechews
Haha I'm so use to sad endings I try not to get too emotionally invested.
titwrench
Oh, wait til the end. You will be disappointed.
kenethc
I was thinking the same ????
Whowilliam
I got so afraid to scroll down at the end
PutInaThumbnPulledOutAPlum
Yep. ExACTly.
Penguinsandbroadswords
Everyone dies in the end, we just haven't reached it yet.
linky007
Yeah I was waiting for that.
stokedthisusernamewasavailable
I thought Kellie was a goner for sure.
Shewy92
Boy do I have something to tell you in 50 years
ItsAustriaNotAustraliaYouMoron
*diet
BHPaperstacks
Way to downplay Betty's epic sacrifice you dick.
Luxuria90
Except the poor Honda.
TheyHaveThePlantButWeHaveThePower
I implore everyone here to watch this https://youtu.be/9CxUZQUJpg4. Mr. Regular's gonna give you the business that makes paper move.
lintwizard
https://youtu.be/-UfsEj7AOGI Everybody loves that junkyard musical number from Brave Little Toaster, right? Not profoundly upsetting at all?
calmoc9
https://youtu.be/tgasykaP5wM
darkhavana0512
iliketoanswerwithreactions
"No man can cheat death,unless they drive a honda." Jesus probably
cookseancook
buy Kellie a strap-on
ElbowDeepInMythicalCreatures
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Nigbac
Freud would have liked Kelly had he met her, I imagine.
grayst0ne
ehh i joke about it but dont actually want to do it
Natillac123
tgkaze
and now I'm hungry for hotdogs
MacClay
I'm no psychologist, but Kellie totally wants to strap one on and plow him like a fallow field.
TheOnlyPtylerdactyl
Seriously, how much clearer can the girl get?
AlexCake
Well, she could say: "hun, I'd like to try pegging", no room for misunderstanding there.
eloquince
not that it's any of our business but given the lack of subtleties we could assume they're covered on the sex toy front...
Redenbacher09
KA-POW!
Metals4J
Exactly. There's definitely a theme here. 99.9% sure Kellie's down with it. Pete? Eh, 50/50.
vhood42
Psh you see the smile he draws in the pictures, He is down!
Meeces
Even if he won't admit it!
ColonialCumCatalogue
He's dtf!
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnm
Take it from me, BIG difference between pretend and real penetration... not a fan!
Anklehurthumpthesink
A wise man once told me "a prostate, is a terrible thing to waste."
schattenwesen
PeteDuffield
Hi everyone! You can see more on our Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/kellie_and_pete/
drakewarnock
And the soundtrack to Mulan. Something tells me she'll want to listen to "I'll Make a Man Out of You" while she does it.
DepressiousOverwhelmous
Spooning method:69
HarryHobo97
* Spooning method: 66
DepressiousOverwhelmous
31
fetyetbet
96
wuzzyvear
34.5
Gatoechado
it really really seems like the wife wanna try an strap one!
nomatta922
Way to hammer my thought home!
JamieSmyth
I'm constantly randomly humping my fiance. I think I mostly do it to make him laugh.
ikeepbees
For Pete's sake
TheScarfyDoctor
Never skip peg day bro
earlymornin
You deserve more upvotes my man
SuchRelevantMuchRelate
More like get Betty a strap on if you know what i mean
Velocinipple
Fulfill her dreams
TheBestRussian
I think it won't be her dreams she'll be... fullfilling.
johnnCosmosSmuggler
Bulshit
Activept
And your butt
VolunteerForSnuSnu
ItsTimeToGoToSleep
Volunteer here ????
johnnCosmosSmuggler
Bullshit
TrumpRapesChildren
N0HATS
Username checks out?
lintwizard
grapefruittroop
Has anyone ever done this?? Asking for... a friend
TinySnek
Gotten their SO a strap-on to peg them with? I would. But I'm arone.
expressioniskey
.
cookseancook
Yeah, lots of people have done it. https://www.reddit.com/r/Pegging/search?q=self%3Ayes&sort=new&restrict_sr=on
SomeoneReadThis
johnybravo1511
melshot
Mama Mia!
davidthegoliath
Man I'm so hyped for the next Deadpool movie.
likeitsstolen
I almost came in public when I saw this for the first time
GlitterFaerie
I'm curious can you elaborate on the situation
likeitsstolen
Oh man. It haunted me for weeks. If only he hadn't said no at the end. *stares off into space*
PlanckEraWasMyBestEra
As a girl who is very interested in this I'm almost certain she's not entirely joking, but I'm wondering if he actually knows that... lol
cookseancook
I hope you get to try it.
PlanckEraWasMyBestEra
Aww that's sweet. lol
Metals4J
He may be oblivious to her not-so-subtle hints. Or maybe he chooses not to see it.
ThawedCaveman
Of all the internet users who revealed themselves as girls, I don't think this one will get a lot of unsollicited nudes.
PlanckEraWasMyBestEra
lmao
ArdentSlacker
A) People are totally capable of thinking hints about anal are jokes. And vice-versa. B) We don't actually know what toys they own.
ZOMGNO
Actually I just like fake-thrusting. No interest in a strapon, its just fun to do
DIDJAPUTYERNAMEINTHEGOBLETUVFIRE
I think you'd be surprised if you gave strapons a try ;)
keyqueen
Same. Shamefully fun.
hyperkatt
Hip thrusts done right make a good booty exercise / training apparently as well.
keyqueen
Well now I have a real excuse besides "I can't help myself!"
AGiantFuckingKoala
Sometimes joke. Had an ex who did these. I asked. She ended it saying it wasn't manly and a turn off. Then you just keep it to yourself.
PlanckEraWasMyBestEra
Sorry she ended it. Sounds like she was pretty close-minded. It's actually way more common among straight men than most are willing to admit
AGiantFuckingKoala
Thanks. It's good to hear that it's not always such a big deal. Made me feel like a weirdo and I haven't pursued it in future relationships.
AustenFan
I've recently had many conversations where I assure my boyfriend that because he likes his prostate stimulated it doesn't make him less
AustenFan
manly, or more gay on the sexuality spectrum. It simply means God put the male g-spot in his butt and he likes feeling good things.
cookseancook
And remind him that you stimulating his prostate is by definition a heterosexual act, and therefore not gay.
AGiantFuckingKoala
It makes me happy to know this is out there. It's such a risky thing to ask. Still makes me wonder if I'll ever get try it since there's
ForemostSloth91
For International Woman's Day
TKBarbus
vwyx
Deadpool did for pegging what 50 Shades did for BDSM - namely, make people want to try it for fun when they weren't prepared for the poop.
terribleinternetpunsfirstborn
That scene made me uncomfortable for the fact that Ryan Reynolds seemed like he was seriously not into it
Radix865
But apparently it was actually the actress playing Vanessa who felt uncomfortable about the sex scenes and was happy they were heavily cut.
terribleinternetpunsfirstborn
What was she uncomfortable about? Were they originally super explicit or something?
Radix865
A wrong choice of words, just that there was too much of it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skdO8ROscCs
Idsertian
generalsplayingrisk
By the dialogue he was saying as it cut away, I'm pretty sure they stopped right after.
terribleinternetpunsfirstborn
Yeah I'd hope so but given how tense and stressed he looks it shouldn't ever have gotten that far
tornbetweenscyllaandcovfefe
He's an actooor.
ExperimentKraj
Anal takes a bit to get used to. My face sometimes looks like that at first when I'm getting pegged.
MrWoodchip
His character had colon cancer. Foreshadowing.
pennstateproud936
I don't know if that was intentional but I like it
vwyx
...oh.