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Did You Know? Part 1: http://imgur.com/gallery/q4Rt8
Did You Know? Part 2: http://imgur.com/gallery/8IpwA
Part 4 will come very soon!
Sauce because Science is awesome: http://www.iflscience.com/space/astronomers-track-birth-giant
ThisNameLacksPunctuation
A little housekeeping. Your source credits the star one as an artist's conception. The star exists, but there are no full-color photos of it
Crawley
Lion King: It's fucking Hamlet by William Shakespeare! How could the story be bad?
JuliCounter9
definitely should be Cumcast.... XD
Migsaga
Either Cumcast or Cuntcast... both fit! :)
syiofkargath
I'd love to play poor pussy with some of you
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
That's not how they would pronounce it in Sicily
IrrelevantButPlausibleConspiracyTheories
I feel like you're allowed to dictate how your last name is pronounced, get off the dude's back.
aurthurallan
Exactly. Your name is your name. The correct way is however you pronounce it yourself.
BYERE
Did you know that it looks like something else is going on in that "poor pussy" picture...
snakeoilsalesman
$25 well spent.
Kopar
@sarah
We need to play this at imgur camp
musicalmammal
What happens if nobody laughs after three times?
Abapcathlapisconostic
The birth of a star pictures are artist conceptions not actual "taken" pictures.
Njr199
Walmart. Nice.
sillymino
I swiped right, then had to come back
GoodbyeSpaceSword
Ballmart would have been ok. Just ok
lpooptoomuch
that one took me a while until I looked closely at the asterisk.
3DSarge
Still can't believe they didn't call it "Ballmart" for extra oomph.
actuallyfamousperson
Circle jerk
Njr199
Woo!
StonerCatJay
I honestly thought it wasn't changed at it was a joke saying Walmart's already a massive dick.
Pyrowolf1
That's not what it is?
StonerCatJay
If you look closely at the yellow asterisk, all the little lines have been changed to dicks.
agamemnonymous
I feel like a software development company doesn't have to proactively hire people with autism.
ScykohsCats
http://imgur.com/NNS5XQt
smeeshsmoosh
"Actually it's BOO-SEMM—" "Shut up Donny!"
bootymen
imgur wanna play the pussy game?
Sugarcrotch
Meow
bootymen
Hahaha oh shit!
drnoshoes
+1 for the dick in "didyouknowblog.com" well done OP
SchizophrenicOnSunday
dickyouknowblog.com
AnisTheraccoonlover
Good catch I didn't see it... 8==D
sitoAlmighty
dickyouknowblog.com
FatBoobsDontCount
I think Microsoft is saying it will hire those Rainman-type autistic people. They basically do already, as do all tech firms.
justletmelogin
Am I the only one who read 'Did you know?' every time?
DetectivePikachu2
Yes
TheRicM
Maybe
dbrsong
Nope.
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WhenTheMusicsOver
I mean... me too.
Vincavec
Penised sounds like a company that really enjoys getting a rise out of others.
SkeletonHitler
Fire's not the only thing that's going to rise tonight ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Vincavec
They really poke holes in the soft underbelly of others.
Vincavec
Really this sounds like it would cause too sticky of a situation to get into.
Vincavec
They thrust their humor on others, forcing them to display a stiff upper lip about it.
Tupacabra
ThatBabyDontLookLikeMe
really missed the opportunity to do Cumcast
Vincavec
This is a great way to release some tension you feel towards the company of others.
ILikeDickPics
I know I do
Hyponym
Very clever, nice headwork.
Vincavec
They might get some stiff fines if they press too hard.
psychologisttheologist
Parody law pretty much covers them in the states.
BarlesCharkley162543868
The Comcast one is worth every penny.
lordofthebutts
I feel like they missed an opportunity by not going with "cockcast" or "cumcast" while drawing a dong over the logo
wowsuchtrouble
I dont like it when we are held hostage for more uploads
ThePresidentOfStrayaOFFICIAL
I also don't like when someone uploads boring content stolen from a blog.
JupitorreJones
You'll get more tomorrow whether you like the post or not, the point goal is just a tax to pay for me to stop studying for my exams tomorrow
elethomel
keep studying why are you allowing us to make this sort of decision for you
thesplashingblumpkins
No, it will be terrible. It's just HAMLET WITH MOTHERFUCKING LIONS
Pumpkinbot
I try to call The Lion King "Animal Hamlet" whenever I can.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
I think the "Dad, wake up" scene is the one that completely seal the deal and turn the movie from good to great.
yjk924
They even had rosencrantz and guildnestern (timon and pumbaa) sorry about spelling
alivicwil
Holy shit. They did, too!
CrazyCarretta
1.More on the bats: A bat that has voluntarily fed another bat is more likely to get food from that bat if it's hungry.
TheGingerBeardedBiologist
Exactly. The "fact" made it look like they feed each other all the time. It's mostly reciprocal, not "true" altruism.
CrazyCarretta
2. They also pay each other in sexual favors
ItsAccrualWorldWeLiveIn
The Comcast logo seems appropriate.
JLimages
Yup they will give you the shaft.
AgentAC
Cumcast seems like a missed opp.
rascalqueen
I never knew that about Billie Holiday.. damn. :(
WallpaperQuotes
ibm5155
how could he laught from this gorgeous moment?
WhenTheMusicsOver
The poor pussy has been in that circle for so long that she had her gag reflex destroyed.
AbsentPresence
http://imgur.com/1tEj3Aq
CorgisButtsDriveMeNuts
it'sagoodpussy.gif
Blastergv9
Fun fact: a baby's head squishes and gets really narrow coming through the birth canal, much like the look of that 2nd birthing star pic 1
Blastergv9
2 so they look kind of alien-ish for the first hour or so. Something I had no clue about until I became a dad.
alivicwil
My little guy had a massive conehead after I squeezed him out. (Now it's just a massive soccerball head!)
CatrionaShadowleaf
This explains why my mother always told me I looked like ET when I was born.
elethomel
moscow subway dogs is a myth. the professor interviewed in the news articles from which the legend derives works at a nonexistent academy
Dekacube
I came looking for this comment, seemed incredibly unlikely dogs have that much forethought.
ImFrank
Subway dogs AND a mysterious invisible academy? This just got interesting...
VinnieJonesDiary
He must be from Unseen University...
TheFlyingHellfish
1. The subway part is an embellishment. But the dog part is true. My friend is married to a Russian girl. She onced tossed 1/4 of a sub
TheFlyingHellfish
2. sandwich over her shoulder. He asked her wtf. She said "for the dogs". He explained we don't have a feral dog issue in our city.
elethomel
numerous muscovites on imgur have chimed in saying they ride subways all the time and aint never seen no dogs on there
PJhomeslice
It also doesn't help that they have started catching the dogs and "sending them to the country". Source: I lived in Moscow.
OctoPlusNone
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/26/Muscovite-Albite-122887.jpg ?
TheSisko
Why couldn't you let us live in our fantasy?!
Mergul
As a Muscovite, "never" is a bit of an exaggeration, but very rarely.
asssssssssssgore
http://www.penised.com/uploads/4/0/3/4/40341331/5250799.png
walterpeck
Username checks out.
DirtyA
no need for that one everyone here's already a bunch of dicks.
Cogrum
$25 well spent
IamSprots
http://www.penised.com/uploads/4/0/3/4/40341331/9321902_orig.png Bp is quite the circlejerk
NotAnotherFuckingDalek
$25 well spent
AnisTheraccoonlover
did you seriously just paid $25 just for this comment?!
Racealistic
http://www.penised.com/ Imgur and reddit are already on their "done" list of logo's on the frontpage.
SirIdontcare
Check his username. He may be a part of it.
TK421isAFK
Appropriate, given how many hours of time I've fucked off here.
TalonDudeguy
OmfgImNotLurking
Now I gotta find that DVD, thanks
TalonDudeguy
'welcome
LifeDoctor
@sarah
Collaborativelmgur
Who do you think paid for it? ;P
eubtube
Tattle tale!
LifeDoctor
No I was asking to have this as our logo.
Oteneo
It was even harder to find animators for Pocahontas because so few candidates could paint with all the colors of the wind.
ExaltedFemShep
My friends uncle animated parts of Pocahontas so I'm curious about thw truth of this one. I'm going to see if I can ask him.
ifmusicbethefoodofloveplayon
I want to know!
thewildplum
I just watched it again with my daughter last week and holy crow that movie is a beautiful masterpiece of epic proportions.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
The problem with Pocahontas is that it follow a tired formula and people start getting sick of it.
thewildplum
I dunno, they followed the same formula with the Lion King and people sure didn't scoff at that.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Not really, with LK it's more about growing up, while PC is more about boy meet girl, girl want to change the world.
thewildplum
That's true. "One man, one woman, different worlds, but love finds a way", blah blah blah. Also, she didn't have a nose sometimes. Wtf?
DogtorRay
I remember playing Poor Pussy in Junior High School
TheDoctorAzAJ
We played it in scouts /cubs many times
goingcrazy
We played the actual game in grade school, but I think we changed it to poor kitty.
ohdearohdearohdeer
That would make a great game for swingers parties
TrySARAHtops23
We played it all the time. But I think we said something else
iDrinkDrano
"Poor cunt"
LordofGoats
I've played it, except it was Poor Kitty, because reasons.
krawutzikaputzi
We also played that, but in German it translates with poor black tomcat.
Solarfyre
In Austria as well! Good old times :)
krawutzikaputzi
I'm also from Austria :)
Solarfyre
Hehe, I should have known after reading your username
Leaolyn
Fo reals?
TheRicM
*Meow* *Meow* *Meow*
AccountNamesSuck
Poor LOL Pussy. Oh dammit.
aspiringgoodenoughist
Yeah I played it one time early high school (8 years ago...) and then never again. It's super awkward.
Eogos
I feel like you could this game in... other... scenarios
FaLaLaLaLaGrumpy
That was my first thought
MouseTheFooDog
I think you a word
Eogos
I thinking same thing