NicciInTheSky
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Apr 16, 2018 1:28 AM
NicciInTheSky
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MrEyeBrows328
IamJustinSane
Anybody commenting about these being used for masturbation, is an amateur masturbator; and is walking around with tissue bits on their dick.
123dotDESIGN
"MAN TEARS" yeah uh-uhmmm
Imjustanotherbrickinthewall
I wonder what kind of shit we'd be hearing if they made "woman size" tissues.
revbigcountry
Real men use a hanky
IWorkInITAndHateIT
Shit, I'd buy it. Toilet paper is a bit unwieldly at times.
GreatOdinsTaint
Christ, just use some toilet paper. It's cheaper and your don't get fuzzies on your dick.
Shewy92
Jerry, Jerry, it's sperm and nonsense
goboltz
Tissues are for Girls . . Use the Paper Towels like a real man . .
Treblaine
"Yeah, lets call em man-sized because that's a kooky way to refer to them being bigger tissues" -> [ARGUING OVER GENDER CONFORMITY BULLSHIT]
PoonieUK
“My name is Kleenex, I live on your bedroom floor” #suzannevega
manwellhung1024
These are happy tissues not sad tissues
C0mtraya
casbott
Just grab a roll of absorbent wipes on a roll. I recommend in yellow. Rinse and repeat. Oh and a small airtight bin by the bed.
ReddDalek
Socks were invented for sharing
Mrpolojohn
LiterallyHitlersLeftNut
Perfect for my laser dong
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graveyardshifty
I better buy that with my wad of 100s. *drops magnum condom for my magnum dong*
iratepirate
The best for blowing my nose/load
Sephitian
It's like someone took that marketing comic about Kleenex only being for semen seriously.
DIINKELBERG
Man tears is another word for sperm
ReddDalek
The lumper the more fertile apparently. Literally twice as nutritious
Sugarblade
I prefer your mother's chin.
KawaiiInari
ReddDalek
Do men actually buy tissues?
NeroSphere
I'm a man and I live alone. Currently I buy everything!
ReddDalek
Socks are washable
Agnoka
Made specifically for the Man Cold - a cold that is known to be much, much worse than the average cold.. according to men.
Studoku
30% worse
ReddDalek
Not like women who are dying 24/7
Treblaine
Yet can't women also get a man-cold? It's just a different sort of cold. Like how Spanish-flu isn't really about Spaniards.
UpVoteDragons
... I just realized why they started adding lotion to tissues.... ....
itmeanspeaceamongworlds
Well tissues can be really irritating on your skin when you're sick and blow your nose 15 times/day.
bongles
Nah that's really for noses, shit sucks when you're sick.
Rynestrm
UnDumb
Rosie!!!!
mycatodinisbetterthanyourcatodin
Casualimgur
The Barnacle.
antiquatedAntellope
#iunderstoodthatreference
Cdeatut
That’s about as blatant as they can get...I mean, I don’t think Kleenex Jerk Offs have the same ring to it.
RandomActOfConfusion
They could do a Pokemon themed one: gotta catch em all!
DoubleSunMoonMoon
Vysh2
I want to live in a world where Kleenex acknowledges this use case and the world can accept it.
SizzlingSloth
Kleenex wank wipes?
sangatster
I for one welcome the new mansize tissue. How many times have I tried to blow my nose in a regular tissue only to shread it with manliness?
Thejimmyjams
I sneeze so hard sometimes that little pieces of tissue end up across my front. My husband thinks it's hilarious.
Hammertulski
I rip ‘em in half due to sheer manliness when pulling them out of the box, otherwise my man card might get revoked.
mikeatc
Am I the only one that just uses toilet paper to blow my nose
PardusXY
New? These things have been around for at least 30 years.
cuntybumsox
I know right, my grandfather always had a box of them somehwere, and I fugured out why when I found his porn collection after he died
Saxxon92
They better be made of kevlar or calico
Kopachris
I usually use paper towels because tissues just shred
Thalarctos
Happens all the time.
JaxisThere
I can never use tissues if I forget to shave. Just shreds right through them.
Thatautismguy
"to shreds", you say?
imagoofygooberrock
and his wife?
DraxTheDestroyerLaughingAtYourEmbarrassment
To shreds, you say?
GrabherbythePuss
Blow my load*
TrueDankMemeLord
Bro just pinch your urethra and slide it back down til you're ready, good tip
EZMONEY98
username checks out
Beepboopeatfruitloop
Ha ha only wimps use tissues I use paper towels
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Beepboopeatfruitloop
Nobody needed to know that
FartPoweredPogoStick
Beepboopeatfruitloop
Where may I purchase this product
saranara100
Auto zone
Beepboopeatfruitloop
Do they also sell dildos there?
CapableTrash
They sell wrenches. And, y'know, anything's a dildo