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Sep 24, 2016 1:15 AM
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GLinX
Ah there's a song about this. "Bantam cock" by The Corries
AlcoholSugarSaltFat
Johnlkmk18
I clucked
shakedownblues
DeathStarTechSupport
I first heard this as a 5+ minute joke. The teller described each encounter with "Old Macdonald's farm" sounds, with Rodney the rooster.
BilldeTurlock
Very old, and poorly executed. You never did know how to tell a joke. Tip your waitress.
Munchman347
You misspelled 'old', it's pretty 'old'...
WhatAboutThisOneThen
Ha.
ghojo
*curious ostrich ear pricks up*
Meepsicle
TL:DR version of this entire song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hQhi4oyH6k
Stephnotcurry
*Gigitty
MickeyPupper
More stories like this!
MajDSaster
This is good. I've never heard this one and I'm sure I'll be telling it to someone tomorrow
ToJoinMany
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4hQhi4oyH6k
RabiesMcTavish
I was just about to link to this. +1
AccountCreatedToUpdogVotes
I don't audibly laugh at these very often. It was a quiet laugh, and a short one, but it was audible.
livefreeordie1911
I heard this as a kid in the 70s - yes I'm old.
yourbassist
This is something my grandma would forward me that I'd actually be ok with it.
BouncyBunneh
I laughed out loud. Bravo!
Addmagnet
So, the lyrics of "Bantam Cock" by Jake Thackray then? Jasper Carrot's rendition is my favourite: https://youtu.be/CprQ295dxVw
Yuri909
I always prefered the Corries myself https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B5wXb9XJicM
chrispduckling
Yes!
ElecTech
Jasper Carrot - Bantam Cock. https://youtu.be/CprQ295dxVw
zomnoms
Ironically, cocks don't have cocks.
MistaJones20
You're right. They have balls
AlphaBootis
Lake ducks on the other hand...
JackThePumpkinKing
bachterman
rocky the rhode island red
kantorr
How is this funny
Dawnstempest
It's funny if you're retarded.
FsImgur
Here, let me explain it to you - https://youtu.be/fhIdbRp6xeg
infiniteflux
Yah i don't think it's funny either. Horny cock wants to fuck any bird even plays dead so he can fck vultures haha..no
Mooxim
The expectation is that the cock is exhausted, it's revealed he just wants get close to the vultures for more sex. 1/2
Mooxim
Talking animals and subverting expectations are classic elements in funny jokes.
Blazinghand
he's also going to fuck the vultures.
IJustNeededAUsernameSoThisIsIt
This is the answer to: "Why is this funny?"
Lindargh
In the estonian version its playing dead for a cat and tells the man "if you dare to scare the cat, youre next!"
m1k3tv
I'm apparently too old for memes and simultaneous too old for forwards
imgurisfullofcatsanddogs
What?
MildlyInteligentBeing
i dont get it either
FireBreathingFerret
Dey gon' frick!
PricklyGoo
G0MeatCube
HES GONNA FUCK EM
AppleFoster
You're not missing anything, it's just not funny.
nagellak
I got that he wanted to fuck the vultures. But I was waiting for a joke.
AppleFoster
Yeah that IS the joke sadly. xD
CoRektiveAction
In case you missed the joke, he's going to fuck a buzzard, maybe more
PaintedSlate
Yeah, but isn't that the secondary joke? I still feel like the main joke's unresolved and I've missed the punchline.
whodeyman9x
Something about one eye and pointing up and being a cock? I dunno. Just guessing
gronostaj
Vultures. He's pointing at the vultures. Pretends to be dead to lure them.
whodeyman9x
Got that. I just wanted to make a joke about genitals. Does that make me such a bad guy?
Improbabilitydrive42
The vultures are about to land. He's gonna boink 'em
ShortBreadSpicyFood
yourmomisminenow
me irl tbh
eskapone
Is that the "super rtl" branding?
thekittel
i think it is.
Dani52885
That's a hen, not a cock....but it gets the point across. Made me giggle. +1 for you sir.
TheBoozehoundBitch
Thanks for not being a massive buzzkill about it
PancakeRoundhouse
Welcome to imgur
mcdude21
It's a dick though
Samssss
Grayson?
libben
I actually chuckled quite hard and went on with copy paste spree onto irc, facebook and two forums. More cheeky ones like these please!
SvarvSven
Ah yeah, copy paste that image to IRC. Da yum!
Aoredon
So you reposted this like 5 times? Good job.
mwoodman
Quick, what's your fax #?
thehelmetedavenger
Thief!
SniffsMcgee
Folk still use IRC??
libben
Been using it since 94.
H3X0
I use it every day. Sure it's old, but it's still a great way to talk to people with similar interests.
SniffsMcgee
Fair enough, I'm just impressed!
ohwowthissucksballs
you can join with just a web browser too https://webchat.freenode.net/
TheBadDad
I chuckled
60FPSDoggo
I just laughed normally what is it with all you making chicken noises/puns
HughJurection
I laughed very obnoxiously
OperaOtter
*cluckled
Philipjfrydeliveryboy
TheRandomDownvoteFairy
Beat me to it.
SonOfATwitchKappa
I know a different ending where the cock says to the farmer: "if you fuck my chances with the vultures up, I'll head straight to your wife"
AnEvenDirtierSmellierHippy
I cuckolded.
firesword14
Dammit! Beat me to it!
scrumbdle
Same
thehelmetedavenger
I clucked.
BananaLover93
Don't , or the cock will do you next.
mitochondriaarethepowerhouseofthecell
I cuckold
UsuallyComments
I duckled
ImgurBannedMe