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Hey front page!! Send me all the things!!
Dog tax. This is Scout with my forearm.
SindarElla
I laughed for like a full minute at the spiderman one like 8 years ago, and no one else thinks it's funny and I haven't seen it again since!
GenitalWars
TexxasTerror
I'm a gun tote'n, crusty old Texan and I love Ellen. She's good people.
ArdvarkRoticeryChicken
#13 in response, I present the MS Arc Mouse.
(I have one for my Surface, they are pretty awesome actually)
SindarElla
@OP I haven't laughed at so many things in one dump before in a long time. I wish I had more than one updoot to give!
GeorgeCostanzasWallet
Spicy little dump. +1
betelgeux
Trump's not Machelivellian enough to be a Voldemort host
acmeyakko
sexualcamel
Drink drive!
ClapCityClassic
What did that dude mean by erb derbs
TuityFrooty
Hors d’oeuvres.
Fargirl
How does one "drink drive"?
Garbinator
Have a few beers down the local then take the car out for a spin
mitchkruse49
I think a rusty trombone is a great way to perform CPR
kolao3fyllo
Amen
knuttsakjones
It'd get me up again... and again...aaaanndd again
hotdudecurator
#13 checkmate atheists
ShamanShacker
That screenshot is from my phone... wtf
eisenhornuk
Satisfying dump. Quality title. Nice.
BubbaRunski
Another line for the sex/funeral question: I'm glad you're still here.
OuchYoureonmyhair
It happens to everyone.
babycucumber
#4 instructions were unclear
iamtinygroot
Is number 2 not just Albi the racist dragon?
Beeeeanz
I've seen the "erb derb" post everywhere but I have yet to figure out what they're trying to say, i can't be the only one
gabiinunderland
hors d'oeuvres
spacemanspiff1218
TwedsyT
Dudlev Durslev
AndKnowingIsHalfTheBattle
missladymondegreen
#1 Phantom Thread?
nuttypro
OuchYoureonmyhair
Some titty
icculus760
then it'd be a circular reference and a never ending loop
rollerskateorgies
Show me your show tits!
Mackeroy
yes
Wanderingmaniac
I don't get the unionised one.
13fingerfx
Two words spelt the same. The two meanings, “part of a union” and “not ionised”, would be more logical to different people.
Wanderingmaniac
Thanks for replying
13fingerfx
No worries. Have an excellent day.
LittleJimmyUrine
A chemist would pronounce unionized the same as a plumber. The correct word is deionized.
H4RLYN
Also because from a literary point, we'll look for a familiar word first, so we recognise "union" before "un-ion"; followed by its suffix.
OuchYoureonmyhair
DE refers to having ions removed. UM means it never had ions. So nyaahh
Beefkins
(1/2)Unionized and deionized mean two totally different things. Unionized is an adjective that describes something that has neither gained
Beefkins
(2/2) nor lost an electron, while deionize is a verb that means "to remove ions from" a substance.
yumie210
What does your tattoo mean?
HerpesFree
Means they made a bad decision at 17 years old by the looks of it
RopeJokesAreKnotFunny
Delet this
HerpesFree
Lol not even arsed
wisearse
Seems your parents made a bad decision 9months before you slithered out.
gabiinunderland
Ten months, technically
Boombox8
It's the way a friend of mine signed his initials. He passed away at age 18
AnAsOfYetUnidentifiedIndividual
I was not expecting something like that
jenigrl85
Weirdly enough it’s very similar to how I sign my initials too. Sorry for your loss though, losing friends is never easy.
DeanOMiite
"So doc I don't feel a ring on your finger" was as hard as I've ever laughed at a show...then that show never made me laugh again.
RightinRight
What show was it again? I remember the scene
SpraynardYitzben
My Name is Earl
Belvedere86
Nice to meet you Earl.
GiantDad420
What's up Crabman?
MrSwaggerMcJaeger
Fuck my tight ass and give me crabs :heart_eyes:
SpraynardYitzben