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Dec 14, 2017 2:58 PM
TheDarkAnusRises
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rawhrmonster
Google!
Shewy92
"How about a game of Gwent?" *slight nod*
kkanne20
None, you virgin!
Zelliana
Some basic maths just to make me remembrer I have my finals coming. Fuck me
BasicHumor4U
@GainsGoblin
Greyganado
Weirdly this was the one game where I didn't play like that.
ChaoticAtmosphere
Arsikere
and which ones won't lead to jailtime
SVcross
Everything Gwent alright.
ohDannyBoi
Shit...good job +1
ILikeShorts
Dragon Age 2: How do I NOT hit on Anders?
Keru
Trying to figure out which of the dialogue options don't lead to a cringeworthy game developers idea of romance in Mass Effect.
SuperDuperSaiyanGuy
Throw the baby in the oven
whatupcorgibutt
I originally romanced Triss and then saw the unicorn thing with Yennefer so I started all over but honestly I like Triss more
glear
TheCeilingIsLava
DNE
ChuyMasta
High school math? THAT will surely lead to sex.
Rifneno
If you think it's hard figuring out the dialogue options for sex in Witcher, good luck with real life.
TheDarkAnusRises
Sweet burn
SuperDuperSaiyanGuy
Just don’t draw your sword it makes everyone angry
iostream64
Same with Mass Effect
Treblaine
Always take the option: "I have sworn myself to a life of celibacy, like my father and his father before him."
ivEGOTBOSSSWEAPONSSS
Well we've got games, fuck you FCC
Welshhoppo
Triss > Yen.
FettuccineAlfred
I can't stand Triss's voice. It's sounded so nasally and horrible since the first game and I always hoped it would get better but it didn't.
andrewthestraw
You have no idea how hard it is (some games on the internet are rewarding but difficult)
andrewthestraw
If the name Samantha rings a bell, you know the game....
Zynnyzoo
Wind's howling...
Izzdelp
Medallion's humming
MrSmilingDeath
Place of power...gotta be.
insouza
WHAT NOW YOU PIECE OF FILTH
GamingRooster
I try to figure it out so I don't get a crappy ending again
DasBeaker
Which one do you want?
GamingRooster
well, the one where she becomes a witcher, but the thing is, i bought GoTY edition because it was cheeper than buying the dlc's, so i am 1
GamingRooster
just skiping a whole bunch of talking and i am hoping for the best
DasBeaker
Don’t go to emyr, Help her stele the horses, tell her to go alone to meet the lodge, wreck Elfs hideout, and go with her to see her friend.
DasBeaker
This will 100% get the witcheres ending.
Talmorean
Get the Unicorn Yen.
ToastedVanilla
Yen might be canon, but she's a bitch. Triss 4 life.
thtguyjosh
https://media0.giphy.com/media/nXxOjZrbnbRxS/giphy.gif
Sumoke
Shani all the way
DakotaWolf
did you not play 2? do you not know Gross TRICKS Gareld into a relationship?!
yourmomisminenow
triss can mindfuck me anyday of the week
mrmartini
I played 2. I know what she did. But ... you know ... Redhead. So ... I weighed those options. I'm forgiving. I like what I like. Lol.
mohstlyfreshreposts
Gross?
AsAnEverythingCanConfirm
Triss.
MonoclesAndManacles
Gareld?
pauli133
Witcher spoiler: it's all of them.
TheHarshWinter
Lie, I accidentally lost 2 times. Thanks quicksave!
TheAnnexationOfPuertoRico
I actually lol’d at this because it’s true
TheHarshWinter
Lie, I accidentally lost 2 times. Thanks quicksave!
Enoan
Even if you don't give consent?
Bravo21Niner
Especially if you don’t give consent :P
CelticBlacksmith
Just ask Triss.
JohnnyBgood422
Not so, I had to reload save twice to get with the skelligan girl.
DeadArcadian
You had to find her sword right?
Shewy92
The one you fight?
technitium
Killed kieran after fkn her. :(
hippy80
I want to know which options to take to have sex with Roach, for....reasons...
Shargan8
Wait, is that a horse?
hippy80
Maybe...
Relicanth
Also a black ops style soldier for Temeria in games 2 and 3.
Traja01
This was the dumbest part about this dumb game.
AJojosReference
I wouldn’t call the Witcher dumb, but I personally found those portions rather juvenile.
Traja01
I respect your opinion and your right to it. I found the rest of the game pretty pedestrian and these parts were plain painful. IMO.
SarcasticComment
My favorite, be a sarcastic asshole until you demoralize her into wanting you... The D.E.N.N.I.S System.
bs13690
I prefer his later, easier system. Take them out on a boat.
SarcasticComment
because of the implication...
BadBunnyLadyOfRocksTreesAndDirt
Wait what, this actually is a method guys use?
SarcasticComment
This jabroni has been DENNISed and doesn't even know it!
BadBunnyLadyOfRocksTreesAndDirt
I'm a woman. God only knows what kind of trickery you guys devise, I would not be surprised if this was a deliberate thing.
Sevakhart
It’s a joke from a comedy tv show, slow ya roll
CassandraCat
That's not true, I failed to court the wood nymph in the Witcher one :(
ThaEnder
Is the first one good? I never hear anyone talk about it. It's only $1.50 right now.
CassandraCat
I think it's good to start with cuz it's already pretty good, so playing the witcher 3 afterwards feels orgasmic :D
CapnMawf
Eh. It was ok. Combat was unrefined, and it was unstable as fuck. It was good proof of concept but as a game it's not great.
Relicanth
I thought it was worth it. It's tough early, but the best gear is yours for a good chunk and combat isn't hard once you figure it out.
msa011
Graphics and gameplay are primitive, but story is good.
ThaEnder
About how long is it? I try to do all side quests and optional content in games and explore every nook and cranny.
msa011
Some 60 hours maybe? I don't remember exactly, but there are some memorable quests here and there in that game.
PenicilliumCamemberti
That's what save points are for, in my opinion.
CassandraCat
I learned the hard way haha
Biblets1
I'm trying to figure that out irl.
McGreed
Could you please give me the walkthrough, the character I have, got all the wrong stats apparently.
LadyBlackbeardAndThePussyParrot
Be confindent. And be funny. Other than that it's gonna be personal preference. No girl likes a pussy unless it is pussy.
samthing
Equip +Charisma gear.
todayimgurlearned
Eat food and use potions too. Gotta max out those sexiness stats.
bobstallone
Just talk about pokemon collection.
Biblets1
The only one actually talking about dialogue
SeriousCloud
Talk about them and then find the balance between bold/confident and creepy. Be aware that the balance is weighted based on your hottness.
McGreed
Just great, so while you are playing Candy Crush, I'm stuck with Dark Souls in life.
DatDataDude
Do you look more like the Chosen Undead before or after popping humanity?
ShiftedStar
More like Smough.
IStillGiveOutDickPics
step 1. be hot.
lunchablelector
Nah man you just gotta put all your points into speech.
RandomImgurian
Doesn't help if you're timid and shy and the only people who flirt with you are gay dudes. Unless you're into dudes too, but I'm not.
HistoricalContext
I can vouch for that. Also doesn't help that I'm picky.
Judging
If only gay guys are into you then you're either a baby-faced skinny guy or not noticing the girls.
PenicilliumCamemberti
I know some girls who are into baby faced dudes. You'll stumble upon them sometime, don't worry too much.
RandomImgurian
Yup, I'm basically what they call a twink. Gay and bi dudes love it, girls not so much, at least not that I'm aware.
jibbbabbabachd
Just fuck younger girls, I'm pretty much the same, I'm 22 but I usually fuck around with 19 to 20 yo
ABillionDucks
Sup.
AndThatsWhyIAlwaysSayShumShumSchlippidyDop
Don’t worry, there are women out there who are attracted to the elvish look
Judging
The obvious solution is to JOIN US.
ABillionDucks
Eh, girls will just think you're cute.
RandomImgurian
One can at least hope so.
nclu
Step 2. Don't be not attractive
TKRBrownstone
Step 3: ?????
ABillionDucks
Step3: $$$$
mirasie
Be funny
nclu
Step 4: profit!
TacoPrime
Pretty sure that is illegal
IDontKnowWhyItFeelsSoGoodToBeAGangster
I think I know now why im single and broke