1lear1
71769
2010
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Oct 19, 2016 12:55 PM
1lear1
71769
2010
38
RocksRoll89
Ok stay in the bike lane! Nothing scarier as a driver than some twat weaving in and out of the lane.
ValarMagulis
Has he chopped his leg off just to enable easier access to the drinks bottle while riding? Wow what dedication to the craft!
Darkhumorlightsupmylife
man I feel lazy today
vStonie
i have to game up my excuse game after seeing this
Cptmike
"Stay in your lane!"
herrgrosskotz
On a fucking highway?
karlywithak
I mean why though? Like this is just dangerous. Try a recumbent bike or something easier and safer.
Slipp0
Heart boner engage.
handbanana10
anyone else get a tight butthole while they were swerving into traffic
Pwnius
death is just an arms length away with all that swerving.
dmay1210
This does not bode well....
Hactick
Further proof of my theory of amputated limbs making it to the front page
ThatsPermanent
It's possible that that person shouldn't be half-cycling on a busy road.
TeslaBoil
Get off the road, that's where big fast automobiles go.
NickDolph
BeeDoubleEwe
I don't know why she needs help, she looks alright
Solkanarmy
this is cute and all but cyclists are supposed to ride single file, guy on the left is causing a dangerous situation for other road users
PonderYonder
Why was I waiting for the dude on the right to crash into the wall?
highinthehills
I wish I had half that guy's spirit. And he wishes he had the left half of me.
duntouchme
way to stay in your lane asshole
Noahy503
Is see he hasn't learnt his lesson still.
mygirlfriendhatesthewordginy
How do you get on? How do you get started? These are the questions
tevadron
I imagine it's much like the Olympics, they'll be held up by someone who'll give them a push start
NerdN1
They probably got a little bit of help, I'd assume, maybe from the guy on the left.
LooseyGooseyBrett
Him swirving into traffic is going to cause him to lose that same arm
ZombiesAreOkay
It took me far too long to realize what was going on here
Therearetoomanyusernames
Me too.
kennedy9164
Looks all right to me
kennedy9164
I cant take credit for that comment. I saw it last time I saw this post. Kudos to whoever posted it but I dont know who it was.
FFFS
Nice bike, bet that cost an arm and a leg
NerdN1
What'd they spend the other arm on?
NOINOON
Who cares what it cost. It's the lightest bike in the club by a juuge margin.
POOinyourface
I'm glad somebody made this joke
HaloMixter
Nah, the price was actually all right.
JasonWaterfaIIs
I see what you did there
ChristophG86
he did bet as well, and lost
bannyd
womp womp......
bannyd
okay i chuckled
INSANITYisTEMPORARY
Well.... Now I feel like shit for complaining about ANYTHING today
parkourkingdom
I had too many chips for my dip, but then had too much dip for my chips... my arms started to get tired, unlike SOMEBODY
DEFINITELYnotSauron
My left leg hurts
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NotOnTheRugMan
Calm down Internet Rambo
cptcr
what if i told you that dude has a huge dick?
INSANITYisTEMPORARY
I'd say ..."congrats" ?
quantacostacerveza
Your legs hurt?
ThatsPermanent
If you were in traffic behind them you'd have something to complain about.
TheJonatron
ChasePoppins
Fucking Savage
SusieSoups
The suffering of others does not negate your suffering. Learned that saying when I complained about ankle pain to my (ballerina) sister.
TFor
Exactly. It's like saying oh someone else is more happy than me so I can't be happy. It's just not valid. Everyone's on their own scale.
SusieSoups
Note: she didn't say that to me. She said "oh, you want to talk about pain?" and started talking about her dance-related arthritis.
NotOnTheRugMan
*for the rest of my life
KateUptonsNipples
Don't let someone else's hardships belittle yours. Bitch about whatever you'd like.
CanWeTalkAboutThis
But you gotta keep things in perspective.
KateUptonsNipples
Preach
DeadpoolIsMySpiritAnimal
The reason he has to do this is community service for cutting off her arm and leg during a shuttlecock accident.
ImaPuertoRicanPowerRanger
How does that happen?
NoGoodNews
shuttlecock is definitely my favourite word of the day
ashipthatshipsshippingships
It's inspirational, really.
Clelyn
She's all right now, though...
DeadpoolIsMySpiritAnimal
With such a sweet personal assistant, I can see why she left behind all her animosity
WonTooSri
Wow everyone seems to be taking this really well...
meyenme
Not since the accident
mavi222
Yes since the accident
thisisprocrastination
A what accident?
CanadianOneDollarCoin
Well you see it has to do with a bus service for roosters.....
moogloogle
(Shuttlecock is the projectile used in Badminton)
benjahmenvt
This clarification doesn't help a whole lot...
DeadpoolIsMySpiritAnimal
Its the thing that looks like a white ice cream cone with the red bottom thingy on it.
DeadpoolIsMySpiritAnimal