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Datsinginguy
Savage
tver33
Too soon?
anthonymalone2298
NarsilThatWasBroken
Well, they did send syphilis back to Europe so there's that.
lethalin
lawideas
Except Columbus never interacted with mainland native Americans. He never got further than the West Indies. (1)
lawideas
(2) It should be a conquistador instead.
AgentKGB
@Op https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q6JvUl_9oA
fresk0
Lmfaoooooo
WhoaMama
% of descendants of natives in NA: less than 1%. % of natives in SA: more than 65%. All that bullshit was invented by UK and Netherlands
Rexli78
To be fair it also helped that the Spanish were less squeamish about knocking uglies with the natives.
DoubleJeff4
Why do I see more infinity war memes right after watching it.
FiveDollars
manavu
Manifest destiny
SithRuleOfTwo
He used the stones to become immortal: https://imgur.com/tjHW836
Imustupvotealltacos
Goddammit.... As a native, I laughed
madspinner
Should I upvote or downvote this if I support Columbus?
TwoCheese
Ohio or Georgia
madspinner
O-H!!!@
matthiasfactor
Yeah...didn’t need all the Infinity Stones to accomplish that feat...
rezpup
Fuck Columbus.
sasdasdasdasdsa
aww muricans, It should be an nineteenth century yankee instead
Tenbears25
Omg , that’s some edgy shit bro +1
DogTaxEvader
that's a pretty accurate description of the role of smallpox
Sauroctonus
Hey, they're not Taino.
NcusaSeventeen
'When I'm done only half of the Native population will exist, perfectly balanced as all things should be'
ChazzDarvey
Yup
CaptVito
Let’s not get carried away and compare Thanos to the shit bag that is Chris Columbus.
Pokegeologist
The diseases spread faster than the white man could stumble.
OnlyTheLonelyImgurians
I am SUPER white, western-European... my bf's family is Native American. I made a joke about how my people killed his people. They laughed.
GregJ13
Smallpox doesn't feel too good..
BroseidonRulerofTheBrocean
Another parks and rec mural?
sipnonjannjuice
Samuel L. Jackson did not even finish saying "Motherff....."
iamdanman
Dude
Escheron
ok come on, why has it suddenly become ok to spoil surprises of a movie that's still in theaters?
ARandomHelljumper
Because it’s been over two weeks and you ought to have seen it by now if you were planning on watching it.
JoeHutty
If people haven't seen it by now they should either avoid social media until they do or deal with the spoilers.
Quessan
No.
JoeHutty
Guess we'll have to agree to disagree but its 2018 and if you have access to places where things can be spoiled you have access to the movie
JoeHutty
Whether it's "legal" access or not is not the question lol
push2play
Smallpox, scarlet fever, bubonic plague, influenza and tuberculosis?
AnotherImgurian14
Ssshhhh
CountVorkosigan
The Europeans had spent centuries of dying in plague ridden cities and the Indians made the mistake of trying to catch up all at once.
Doumdidoum
Guns, germs and steel.
Tenbears25
Yeah cos war and genocide was never a factor as well. Everyone looooves to blame disease alone... but forget andrew Jackson’s scalp trade
marsh166
The reason the wars were winnable in the first place was disease. The conquistadors would have been crushed without the civil wars/unrest
Tenbears25
The conquistadors didn’t conquer all of Mexico , the Indian wars lasted from 1622 - 1924 . So it was a bit more that JUST disease
marsh166
More than 90% of Indians died b/c of disease. The wars were terrible, but it was merely one more piece of straw on an already broken camel.
DefinitelyNotASithLord
The infinity blankets.
spreadingthenegativity
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porrages
daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn
ConfuMeister
Damn. That's very dark. Carbon dark.
SmokeMeatErday
Wow! That was awesome and historical.Good job.
nonIONizing
Yeah but Thanos only killed half. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
CaesiuMike
Hufflestuffer
Looks like the Indians aren't the only thing running around here that are Savage.
Theloniousdump
So did smallpox
Diddykongkey
I mean, Thanos could have done better. If you’re gonna commit omnicide kill the weakest genes, the, old, the ill. Let black panther breed.
wingweaver415
thats not thanos
TimeAndMemeLordOfGallifrey
Women and children were the surviving half
sleepingCell
He killed much less than half directly, smallpox killed between 70% and 90%
PokoOnoandtheJamJams
Absolutely barbaric
ImWearingLadiesUnderwear
Domehammer
The right half of the body isn't dissolving.
Scyxurz
Exactly. Kill all the natives and replace them all. Half.
Scyxurz
Exactly. Kill all the natives and replace them all. Half.
SerDire
Andrew Jackson did the rest
musicaficta
True, much more understandable than 90%.
codayop
Oooh! Like it.
AllTheGoodOnesWereGone
Poor understanding of exponential growth too. One generation setback.
tharonhiawakon11
Don't worry were still around...
mightyducks2wasokay
100% natives + 0% Europeans = 50% total
nonIONizing
You get out of here with your silly logic business.
RealNathanWrath
The half he didn't killed is still alive in Canada
DrKriegersClone
Abused badly a.f. though...
itsybitsyspider
Huh, I better go talk to my Native American bf and tell him that
Friskydingo780
Unfortunately.