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Dr. Frankenstein entered a body-building competition
May 12, 2019 9:26 PM
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alecdshope
I'd upvote but I don't like to reward stupidity.
ProNastyNate
What you don’t know ain’t knowledge
StanleyBearable
Frankenstein is both of their names. Not just the doctor
pianoNoodleTraveler
Mötley Crüe referred to the correct Frankenstein in their song "Dr. Feelgood"
Phlynch
The doctor made the monster, and people inherit last names from the men who made them, so the monster would inherit the name "Frankenstein"
denniscote360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoAcbLJCgn8
Ebhosford
If Frankenstein is the monsters maker (aka his dad) that would make the monster a Frankenstein by law, so it’s not inaccurate to call him it
JumpinJosieFat
ProfessorKamenRider
Also, since the monster can be viewed as the Doctor's child, the monster is also a Frankenstein
AgamemnonsMemes
To be fair you could argue they are both the monster.
mccar7hy
I once went for Halloween as a doctor Victor Frankenstein's monster
BoozeHound001
I argue the doctor built the monster and gave him life but not a first name. The monster has the surname Frankenstein. Frankenstein is the 1
BoozeHound001
monster both figuratively and literally.
VigorousButtstuff
Intelligence is knowing that Frankenstein wasn't the monster. Wisdom is knowing that Frankenstein WAS the monster.
testzero
The monster can be a Frankenstein just like a cut of meat between two pieces of bread can be a sandwich. It takes the name of its creator.
Srcsqwrn
Exactly what I've always thought.
Hellshero1970
Just ask frau brucher.....Damn your eyes.....too late
GroovyGhoulie
jm151
PUT. THE. CANDLE. BACK!
captainclutch
Knowledge is knowing Frankenstein was the doctor. Wisdom is knowing he was the monster.
DVSBSTrD
I was trying to remember how that went.
usernametakenisthestoryofmylife
And experience is knowing that he needed better marketing skills.
VigorousButtstuff
Damnit, beat me to it.
ProfessorKamenRider
Also, since the monster can be viewed as the Doctor's child, the monster is also a Frankenstein
Kbantar
The stitched together guy that murdered a child and tore a woman's heart out with his bare hands was just misunderstood. eye roll.
Glalev
I would say they were both monstrous. One through hubris and arrogance, the other became that due to circumstances. In the end, both awful.
Pentacus
Charisma is being able to sell a Frankenstein-based fruit salad.
HonestCommentFarmer
Theman098
Damn necromancers.
warslinger
Dexterity is being able to un sew the monster before getting caught
HonestCommentFarmer
Constitution is going into the Polar North, chasing after your creation to kill it out of revenge.
kadaeux
Burritos.
tnxgam3rx
GUYS I FOUND THE BARD!
Phobetor42
In all fairness, they didn't call him Dr . He didn't slave away in medical school to be called Mr. Frankenstein.
mrleemur
Also didn’t call him Frankenstein’s monster.
HD226868
I don't think that man's ever been to medical school, though.
AntRam95
MarkOfTheCovenant
Nobody called him Mr either. Simply just said Frankenstein.
ghostofGracchusBabeuf
He didn’t graduate either.
Imhereforthelurking
Didnt really slave away. He was described as excelling at every known science and biological study he took.
Phobetor42
Doesn't mean he didn't put in the work
danielsan1977
My father would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark.
MainManMisterMxyzptlk
Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy.
trigonman3
My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets.
BNabs
Mr Doctor
Shitheid
Mr. Doctor Professor Patrick
Phobetor42
It's strange
thelordalmightydog
Oh we're using our made up names
thisusernameisalreadyin
Well, who am i to judge
AtsaMattaForMe
EngravedToaster
Excellent. Most excellent.
Mumbles0225
I feel like he would mind both names, really, because he hates the doctor with a burning passion. I wouldn't want to be named
Mumbles0225
after someone I dislike so much.
HonestCommentFarmer
A shame you bear your father's name then.
itsdaphonz
Yeah but you gotta admit Alphonse is a pretty cool name, even if dad was a bastard
strangerthingies
does frankensteins monster even have a name its much easier to call him frank hes the more memorable thing in the story anyway
FuckYouTheTruth
He has no name and was never referred to as 'Monster' it was usually the Creation or Creature
Eyxeri
Our English class, when we read it, decided to call him Chuck for the sake of discussion clarity. Now I know him as Chuck.
wallaceericson
I believe he named himself Adam
CoinedWatcher
He referred to himself once as Adam in the biblical sense of he was created not born
RealRaceRiotsAreAboutGettingBlueshelledInMarioKart
I think it was literally "Am I not the Adam of your labors?" Mary Shelley once said in an interview she thought of him as 'Adam' too.
abitskeptical
Adam Monstroson
OtterlyMagnificent
Adam Frankenstein.
TravisTee34
”Remember, I am thy crature. I ought to be thy Adam; but I am rather the fallen angel”.