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May 22, 2017 7:10 AM
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SexCopFirePenis
Mother Nature: fuckin' shit up since 4,500,000,000 BCE
Mohead12
Run. Still run.
AlmightyDiapahbetusGarlicGerbil
Neaterrifying. <3
ActualTttony
Blur Parrot car polish did a commercial about how a car with their polish on it was fine afterwards. But I never see Blue Parrot anymore.
MisterDeath
My mother lived there at that time. Living through the ash sounds horrific.
finglonger
False. That's the toilet after I've eaten 3 mexican pizzas and a chalupa
MadDrDrillBit
what we're talking about is fire and brimstone of biblical proportions! rivers seas boiling, dogs and cats living together,mass hysteria!
relaximusprime
Saw it from just outside Albany, OR. Roughly 140 miles away. Huge fucking ash column
ConvertsToBananas
140.0 miles is approx. 1267200.0 Bananas. (beep boop ima bot)
brianthefly
"The dream of the 80s is alive in Portland... Portland"
atomicmecha
I have 3 milk cartons filled with ash from this. It's amazing stuff to mess with. Looks like sand but feels like flour. And is always cold.
kuzvo240
Right before my great-gramps passed away he gave me and my siblings each jars of Mt. St Helens ash.
sawagne2
Damn that's cool as hell to own
hornsofthebull
*OP's Mum something something something.
Mohead12
She pooted
slidewhistlesymphony
I was 14 when this happened. Scary as hell!
CharlesCroll
I was just telling my wife about listening to the radio live as it happened. I was 14 and we were camping.
TheUnapologeticCanadian
I was 4. I don't remember the event, but I remember it being part of conversations the next few years as I grew up. We lived in BC
TiredKnight
This was caused by the Autobot's Ark crash-landing at the base. Stop spreading lies.
CarpathionWargasm
Rumor is it might blow soon again
CarpathionWargasm
Ok...soon might be a little much
CarpathionWargasm
://www.sciencealert.com/nearly-40-years-after-mount-st-helens-deadly-eruption-it-s-recharging
paulpounder
I always thought they may have been exaggerating about how much of the mountain blew off. Then I flew over it going to Seattle it's amazing.
NlGHTW0LF
The volcano was essentially decapitated
ilovevanhalen
I'm all for super volcanoes erupting and killing us all, but please do it after my cats pass of old age.
PapaSmurf46
My dad was in a helicopter near it when it happened, he's got some awesome pictures of this.
ChickensAreGoodPets
yesthisisarne
Share plz?!
Malinoisannabe
We lived in OR, I remember coming home from daycare and all of my toys had fallen off the shelves. What a weird thing to remember.
Megarith
why do I get the feeling that we're in that period like in LoTR, after all the cool ages happened and before the fellowship
Megarith
Right before the last big thing, basically. and that big thing will kill a lot of people.
whothehellareyouanyway
I remember that! That was the shit!
lordofhouselurker
No that was the explosion
hashbaz
Some shits are very explosive.
Ravenuser
The shit was in everyone's pants.
MrNoodlemansbrother
I used to have a small jar of ash from that, collected in Idaho.
enfisktofiskrodfiskblafisk
I had one too collected from where I live in WA, but someone stole it.
claptrapcarnage
I still have my jar of ash, and an ash tray in the shape of Mt Saint Helens.
error404fucksnotfound
My ex wife was born on that day. Coincidence? I think not
kittykat
My brother too. My parents pointed out the personality similarities through out childhood.
Malbak
Damn me too ! Happy 37th birthday to her :p
sandwichnerd
Me too!
acinonyxjubatus
Is she named Helen?
MrCoolGuy
*something, something mounting Helen joke*
MetaSomma
kylefromterminator
imagine when Yellowstone goes
WhatzitTooya
Lucky you, it will be over quick, unlike for the rest of the world who has do die a lot slower but still a lot faster than usual.
BlackHartMTB
"Eruption of Yellowstone, as seen from Detroit."
CraftedLine
As seen from Hawaii!
777Permission
AntaNce
I live 57 miles from Lassen.
HelloMax
whereforeartthouromeow
I had no idea about that when I visited a few years back. Pretty thankful, since my panic button is close to the surface
Xizorfalleen
Will look the same. When seen from Europe.
minnow
When Mt St Helen's erupted it emitted 1Km ³ of material if Yellowstone erupted it is predicted to emit 1000km ³ of material.
geojaimie
It will affect almost all of the states
downvoteacct
I live in Wyoming, so. . . . it's been a good ride Imgur!
TheRoyalmi
B.S. no one lives in Wyoming, and if they did, they don't have wifi that's for sure.
killexthefox
There's a town called Jackson hole that's has a 24/7 live stream of their town center in wyoming
HippoDidIt
Half of N/A will probably be speckled with lava from the big blast. The ash cloud that cloaks the whole world would block out the sun.
TrustMeImABassist
Finally
OneMoreRide
That's when the zombies come out.
mrmojojojo
North/America
sydneygirl
Not/Applicable ; )
Arconyte
Naturally/Aspirated
MadDrDrillBit
then i can take a nap without the sun in my eyes: )
mt77932
Ashfall in your eyes is worse.
davebeastly
HippoDidIt
Ayo nightshift/shift work employee?
JamesProton
There's a wide margin on the full effects. The ash cloud itself won't cover the whole world, mainly NA. However, the sulfurs it spews (1/2)
JamesProton
will likely alter world-wide climate, with a bit of cooling. Overall, NA would be screwed but the rest would live on
fistermatic5000
So to combat global warming, we just need yellowstone to blow.
CptDutch
PhurbuMukpodom
Sounds like the aftermath of the Trump presidency.
SickOfThisCessPool
Especially the sulfur bit. Maybe a bit more brimstone?
akmarksman
Then we will fight them in the shade..
0100101001010010
THIS IS SPARTA!!!
TheLeagueOfExtraordinaryWankers
I love you
lordofhouselurker
youcantspelloverreactingwithoutovaries
I was just about to type that in haha +1
fistermatic5000
This is why I always scroll down to the comments.
nordicfatcheese
http://i55.tinypic.com/zk3ggi.gif
Thisishowitsgonnaend
Fuck I was gonna write that
davebeastly
Bet we're still expected to go to fucking work though even in the ice age.
fistermatic5000
I live in the south. When it snows, everything except the hospitals close down. Fuck you and your pizza.
SheTurnedMeIntoANewtButIGotBetter
At least imgur potato servers won't overheat
koopaya
No but all the 300 and mammoth memes would still crash the servers
davebeastly
Since there'll be no giraffes, only mammoths would it be imamr? I bet people would still pronounce it wrong.
Spunkdust
Is it a possibility?
MrGambit
Possible yes. Probably not for a long time.
LurkerOfDarkness
It's a question of when and how badly, not if. The longer the wait the worse it's likely to be.
awildcharmander
No, it's an inevitability. It WILL erupt, the question is when.
BlackPengu
It's overdue to pop
AncientSeraph
Yup. I believe it's also due for a while, but with giant margins. Could be completely wrong in that, though.
Spunkdust
The power would be 1000x that of St Helens according to a quick google. C'orr Blimey!
ImCherokeeJack
I've read before that we are waaaaaaay overdue.
ElberGarrica
Like 100,000 years
HumanLaurganism
Not exactly overdue. It's only erupted 3 times, and we're guessing a pattern from that.
darthlordvadermort
I recall reasing that although its "way overdue", the pressure is constantly being released via geysers, so it won't happen for a long while
HumanLaurganism
And overdue isn't exactly right. It's only had 3 big eruptions, so we're guessing a trend from very few data points
HippoDidIt
Over due is the term used for the N/A west coast super quake from the shift of tectonic plates.
hotstuffburns
Supposedly anytime from now to 10,000 years from now. Give or take a millennia.
anddylanrew
It could be far later than 10k years from now. No indication that it is heading towards happening.
nagellak
Fun fact: the singular is millennium!
hotstuffburns
I forgot to add "few".
BlackPengu
It's overdue
MetaSomma
We're past the first possible estimated date, but only barely. Still thousands of years to go before it's technically overdue
Spunkdust
Give or take a millenia... I can bide my time/
hotstuffburns
I'm in Idaho. Damn near first to die.
Spunkdust
and in this instance, your name is the most relevant. Least you'll suffer the least.