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Oct 15, 2020 11:37 AM
pvtwestbrook86
98300
2023
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OneUpperSteve
Drawer, noun 1. a box-shaped storage compartment without a lid, made to slide horizontally in and out.
theRuler30
And then the book clapped
OrC23
He got called out on it being fake and copying from someone else (Just like every other time this story is told) and the replies are great.
Danny215
In time for Halloween
Robtheshaman
The heroes we need dont always wear capes. They put sacrilegious texts in ppls drawers.
verbeckpaul1960
Great joke. Late 70’s a friend and I, after smoking a shit load of weed, went and saw “The Exorcist” in theater. Laughed our ass’s off!!
middleburgh
and......?
vparanoia
https://youtu.be/bNS22xGezSY
SnarkShark2020
"Evil"? I'd go with "Boring"!
Etereo
Last time the subject was the mother
igobeder
Saw the movie when it first came out. Light outside when I went in, dark when I came out, looked in the backseat a1000 times on the way home
MurialsCourage
I had to sleep with the lights on for a fucking year when that came out. Wish I had been an atheist then.
AlliedstatesofFringe
Drawer conspiracies: where passive-aggressive revenge meets peak bibliophile drama. Secretly sliding holy texts into unsuspecting bookshelves - the ultimate silent rebellion.
Tryagainnow
The "The Exorcist". Lol
Nikolai5
"The" in titles causes many issues.
SoftwareEngineersRuleTheWorld
"drawer"
willerybill
Draw.....
intaglioguy
First time I heard this, it was the guy's mother-in-law that threw the book away. Also the first time I heard this was back in the 1970's.
lotsofpun
Yeah, this joke keeps coming back.
mypreferedusernamewastaken
Legend!
undeadlemur
Good, he was littering.
Putyourindexfingerandyourthumbtogether
I read Chesapeake as Cheesecake and had an aneurysm
volunteervancouver
I had to read it over a couple times cuz I was getting Cheapskate
L8BC
The stairs screen from the exorcist was filmed in DC by the Key Bridge
TimeRyderAndTheChronoTeens
I would kill to know what happened next
rcraigsmith9000
StrategicWeaponsPlatformNineAndThreeQuarters
I think about the time this man saved by spelling "to" as "2" in a post where he managed to use quotation marks and spell Chesapeake fine.
FakeBanditHat
Chort26
woodenmammoth
He just copied it from this (been going around for years). Get your own jokes Paul May!!
PinkyTheUnicorn2
UWAGAGABLAGABLAGABA
You will be missed, Reggie - although you let bowser win.
matkenthulu
Thank you. I was so pissed when I saw this was tweeted yesterday like it was new
DarkSpyro7
I was just about to say the same!
PaulHavingABall
I don’t know. The other one took place near Chesapeake Bay. It seems like a completely different story.
Shovi
Good thing he copied it, because i wouldn't have heard of it otherwise.
CarlottaVonSprockett
It cycles around FP a lot. You’d have seen it eventually.
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Cranbananarama
I'm not here constantly and have seen it at least three times. Sometimes we just miss things.
longjohnz2219
jackaleelee
Mind games are mean. And also fucking brilliant.
emancipatedgiraffe
*drawer
limbodog
Thank you. If the guy is going to plagiarize a meme he could at least spell correctly.
kerms
It was the character limit you dunce.
limbodog
No, it's a common spelling error.
kerms
Literally never seen it before.
commentsivehadafew
Plot-twist: Then there were two water-logged copies in his drawer
Nikolai5
The evil spirits could have at least saved you some money and let you know.
Imademyselfsquirtle
They should have also put a copy of a wet Bible. Also the Bible has some pretty evil shit. Whatever fits a religions narrative I guess.
AawesomeAardvaark
*draw
agrady1995
I can't!
thescientists
That accent
longjohnz2219
The post does say draw, but unless I'm mistaken there is no DESK draw, only desk DRAWERS. Which, spelling it makes me hate the word.
WorkerLurker
Is it called that because it’s a similar action to drawing a sword from a sheath?
braaaiiiiinnnnsss
Silly me, I just assumed he hit the character limit and assumed normal people would still be able to understand the post.
AawesomeAardvaark
It's pretty common for people to misspell 'drawers' as 'draws', especially in the south since that's how it's said. Could also be the charac
HandoB4Javert
EliteBoredom
100% didn't think he was drawing a uterus.
HandoB4Javert
Sex sells I guess...
icommentwithsteveharvey
Had me in the first half tho, not gonna lie
ExpectedDickbuttGotDickbutt
I did something similar when my friend had an abortion
PremiumCola
Hahaha, the downvotes make it more funny xD
dogestyle
you bought her Rosemary's Baby as a gift?
TheHellbilly
Beat me to it, you sick bastard. ?
wolfspirit21
laughytaughy
Iliketomakepeoplemad
PosthumousExile
O-O
that300ZXguy
Hahahaha...yuck!
fartharder
D:
youknowthatonepersonwiththeface
*Me feeling Hell take me for laughing at this*
WolfeCammando
Elroydb
purdhapley
whileiappreciateyourenthusiasmidislikethispost
DoctorInPhysics
No worries, just call Geralt.
pritolus
Had to come back just to give you your +1
DirtPoorFarmerSeedingUsersub
Botchling reference. Name it, bury it and turn it into lubberkin
markmcn87
One of the best side quests in any game
pvtwestbrook86
Thats fucking deplorable. You're absolutely disturbed and lack any soul. I love it.
silvermane77
GhostdogBlues
Perfectly splendid.
catscatsyeahcats
On episode 4!
pvtwestbrook86
I just started the season and it is indeed perfectly splendid
juicynibbler
When they lock her in the closet...oof