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Mexalen
https://starecat.com/content/wp-content/uploads/any-doctor-here-he-is-going-to-die-i-am-a-doctor-in-japanese-language.jpg
kt1982mt
mailipsi
And her thinking, “it’s just heartburn you idiots...I think I’m going to be passing the wind”
LoadedBakedPotatoes
I self identify my gender as a Dr of veganism.
texabilly71
https://youtu.be/39Em6t0G7Fc also good is his bitcoin song
sackvegas
Medical doctors are only slightly more helpful
minibois
We're all dying at a certain speed.. She's like the Usain Bolt of dying tho.
QuackQuackItsMe
Memento mori
Silverling
https://youtu.be/gFqOumnsBI8
merpho
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Gateswing
Watch Tv?
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Made me think of this https://youtu.be/LACbVhgtx9I
NickCyronek
...and that's why Philosophy majors are useless.
thealchemistdragon
Czarcasm3
Penguin?
dmjalund
NOBODY DIES!
pssthtpssthtpss
Looks like he's Immanuel Kant count on....
javadad60
A real piss-ant who was very rarely stable
DemonOtter
It's ok, they can just exHume her later
themagicalliopleurodon
Top Marx
DalaiJava
You have a Locke on the top comment.
Orionsdick
I Kant believe what you did there
AtsaMattaForMe
you're all going to Hegel
nakedpuritan
While I sit here and enjoy a Plato nachos
texabilly71
ShipWreck89
Here at your moms house as I Socrates
keyholes
These jokes really are quite Nietzsche.
optimistcynic
FYI a PhD is a A Doctor of Philosophy. For example I have a A Doctor of Philosophy in physics.
TheFragnatic
TIL. Are there other titles then? Because here (sweden) there's categories, like economy, medicine, technology.. There's even a "forest dr"
Kaoss01
I always thought it was a "doctorate of" not a "doctor of" you'd BE a "doctor of" something, but HAVE a "doctorate in" something, no?
optimistcynic
I mean it is a translation of latin. I am not sure how directly it translates or if can translate to either.butfor sanity wiki say doctor of
phacemelter
The doctorate is the thing. The doctor is the person. So a doctor of philosophy has a doctorate in something.
ColonelColon
Yes. A PhD is a Doctorate of Philosophy. A person isn't a PhD they're someone with a PhD
Kaoss01
Yeah, exactly what I meant
drunkpanther
This is a very... unrequested clarification. Care to elaborate as to this particular participation?
optimistcynic
it basically doesn't need to and usually DOESN'T have anything to do with being a philosophy major.
n0th1n
There is a difference between the broad idea of philosophy, which is nearly anything involving thought, and "formal philosophy". /
n0th1n
Thus, when the university system developed anything not Medicine or Theology was lumped under Philosophy for a doctorate.
JordD04
Philosophy comes from the old Greek word for Wisdom. You may have heard before that the historical term for Science was Natural Philosophy.
drunkpanther
I have. Therefore, any PhD could deliver the punchline, not just philosophers. That was my point.
optimistcynic
a doctor of philosophy as the thing shows could actually be a useful doctorate. such as a doctor of philosophy in medicine.
n0th1n
That's still not a Medical Doctor. Medical Doctors typically do not have PHDs, they have MDs.
strideo
Yeah. An MD is licensed to practice medicine but a PhD in medicine would be someone with expertise in the study of the field of medicine.
strideo
My wife has a PhD in immunology but she hasn't made me immune to any diseases yet!
optimistcynic
how would you know? maybe she has made you immune to Ebola.
parasztarcal
You can't prove that, just think of how many diseases you don't have
strideo
jesusisherelookbusy
Immanuel Kant was a real pissant Who was very rarely stable. Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar Who could think you under the table....
HarbourMistress
Aristotle Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle...
jesusisherelookbusy
Hobbes was fond of his dram. And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart "I drink, therefore I am."
HarbourMistress
Socrates was a happy drinker, famous boozer and deep thinker
javadad60
David Hume could out-consume Schopenhauer and Hegel
jesusisherelookbusy
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine Who was just as schloshed as Schlegel.