May 24, 2020 6:32 PM
deafkitten
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Fun stuff.
EricksonOle
Cheetah's all like "Hey you asshole, I saw him first!"
clamdriver
They're both laughing. Not fucking today Simba bitch.
TimmyTimm
Carol Baskins would not approve
Imagine8ion
That bitch ?
kazesan
Idiots
LuffyDev
Who?
Kissmyathsma
Big kitty having fun
wheredoisign
izz not for noms?
BellsTheorem
Not downplaying the nasty scratches the kid could have gotten, but that cat was playing.
FSB75
And that's the first memory I have Dr., do you think it has something to do with the nightmares?
thisplaceisdeadanyways
That's what happens when you bring a kid to a cheetah fight.
Werewolfoflondon
Damn
CPTHindsight2020
rhmrcScifiBandit
I know what I'm getting with my stimulus money!
lovinglockdown
Kid outran a cheetah
Synesthetician
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2016/10/wildlife-watch-cheetah-pet-trade-restricted-cites/ not as wholesome as it appears!
YanRoy
The dad seems so chill about it XD
phalanaster
Why is he smiling so big at the end like that was fun?
kadaeux
As knuckles said, it was playing. Notice the harness on it. It's a pet and wasn't really trying to 'get' the kid.
knuckledeepinachicken
Because the cat is just playing.
ThwartedHive
HEY! Geeet away from him you dirrty sand-kitty
Urgentinsurgent
The Saudis can go fuck themselves. So tired of the fake devotion to God while they live a life of luxury, exact opposite of modest. Fuck em
NotHardly
Cheetah has a collar on it... it is a pet "playing" with claws and an unsuspecting child ... Dad saves kid & then has a long talk with him.
josh99
Don't run from a cheetah. 1) it triggers them. 2) you can't.
cheesealtar
if i was that kid I would forever tell people about the time I out-ran a cheetah
JustSomePersonThere
There is no universe where a child outran a cheetah long enough to get to safety. The cat was letting him win.
wchudson13
The guy is smiling the whole time.
PoorSucker
EndiaTheMisanthropist
You're it!
trippingthelightfantastic
GohReeRahBooBeez
Jus died
Shamorza
"fuck it, I'm done with this silly game".
BobaFettApproves
awwwwwwhawhawwwwww poor BEBBEY
commentsivehadafew
So how does it feel to cheetah death?
Doggiedogdog
Damn that sooo bad. +1
YeahNahNahYeahNahYeah
it ain't easy being cheesy
BeerAndChips
I'd probably puma pants
mycousinthewifebeater
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KitchenClean
Just see yourself out.
thekeyofe
UranusSpelunker
I’d be lion if I said it didn’t feel great.
I0VE525P00GE
But I did puma pants
jipopotamus
That sucks, are you feline OK?
Yeah, I’m ok meow.
trashthecan
Dude, that kiss pretty quick, not to mention running in sand.
Kid’s
arandomimgurianyoudontknowsohi
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.
BlairT1
Pretty sure they’re playing. That’s a pet. Could still mess you up accidentally tho, claws is sharp, and cheetahs can’t retract them
illogicalphallusies
bet you could blunt them though...either grind down a bit, or put those weird gel-caps on like regular house cats
hetjr
I feel like there’s a pretty thin line between snack and play. Especially with no grownup there.
I did notice it seems to be wearing a teeny tiny sweatervest.
dotheevolution1364
Fun facts: cheetah paws are more similar to that of a canids, and their ancestors originated in North America.
MaladaptedMedic
Ackshually, since they can’t retract their claws they tend to wear down over time and stay dull
Sircowdog1
I read once that cheetah claws are more like dog claws for better traction. I mean, they CAN be sharp, but usually aren't.
Spnkmyr
Was it the collar that gave it away?
TiptronicS
Makes sense, it could easily have spliced the back of that kid if intention was aggresive.
sordatos
Is pretty dumb to have that animal as pet
Nihilarious
would we have ever domesticated wolves with that attitude
LordofSandvich
What they're doing with it is the dumb part.
Yondering
Playing in the sand? Yep, could be poop buried anywhere.
StudioDerpster
Yeah, no chance the kid gets away if kitty's really trying.
deltadelta18
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adventsugar
Yeah they have most animals declawed before heading to the Saudis even some wolves it's super sad how they view animals honestly
proudPOC4justice
It’s like they view them as pets. Cause the rest of the world doesn’t do that...
JJWoodSculpture
"C'mere, you little shit. I want belly rubs!" - Cheetah, probably
AcroCat32
Exactly. Respect the lethal potential of a wild animal. Even though cheetahs are generally better behaved around people than servals.
This is coming from a guy who pet a bobcat with no repercussions, but I won't press my luck, nor would I encourage petting any bobcats.
BISHPLEEASE
Yeah. Also, internet told me theres only like one recorded death from cheetah and that was some idiot jumping into the enclosure at a zoo.
It was probably around lunchtime and the cheetahs thought it was a special treat.
manslut
I mean they weren't wrong... quite special...
iirc
SaphirasSexDoll
So... Dicks out for that Cheetah?
toogoodtomiss
We all know you were just looking for an excuse to take your dick out @Saphirasexdoll...
EreyaTheForgotten
Bless you
bladderinfection
Fucking idiots. It looks like it is wearing a collar...that’s someone’s “pet”.
OmegaZen
oh shut it. you're no cheetah expert.
Cheetahs generally have good temperaments and bond strongly with their families.
HelgenBorderPatrol
I don't think it's right or anything but putting pets in quotations seems weird, it's definitely their pet.
thisisanoriginalusernameithink
I’d be quiet you yanks have stolen all the tigers.
hucklebury
You had your chance for tigers with India but y'all screwed that up.
TheInternetIsASeriesOfTubes
Wild animal and all I get it. However cheetahs are extremely sociable and if grown up with humans, will act like a dog.
BigOrkWaaagh
Not a cat?
Felaris
You can see the dad smiling as he spins the kid around.
deswork
I bet they are more lije cheetah than dog
zdriver984
Definitely would like a cheetah. Possibly get a saddle and ride him to White Castle
No way a Cheetah could support your fat ass!
EricksonOle
Cheetah's all like "Hey you asshole, I saw him first!"
clamdriver
They're both laughing. Not fucking today Simba bitch.
TimmyTimm
Carol Baskins would not approve
Imagine8ion
That bitch ?
kazesan
Idiots
LuffyDev
Who?
Kissmyathsma
Big kitty having fun
wheredoisign
izz not for noms?
BellsTheorem
Not downplaying the nasty scratches the kid could have gotten, but that cat was playing.
FSB75
And that's the first memory I have Dr., do you think it has something to do with the nightmares?
thisplaceisdeadanyways
That's what happens when you bring a kid to a cheetah fight.
Werewolfoflondon
Damn
CPTHindsight2020
rhmrcScifiBandit
I know what I'm getting with my stimulus money!
lovinglockdown
Kid outran a cheetah
Synesthetician
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/news/2016/10/wildlife-watch-cheetah-pet-trade-restricted-cites/ not as wholesome as it appears!
YanRoy
The dad seems so chill about it XD
phalanaster
Why is he smiling so big at the end like that was fun?
kadaeux
As knuckles said, it was playing. Notice the harness on it. It's a pet and wasn't really trying to 'get' the kid.
knuckledeepinachicken
Because the cat is just playing.
ThwartedHive
HEY! Geeet away from him you dirrty sand-kitty
Urgentinsurgent
The Saudis can go fuck themselves. So tired of the fake devotion to God while they live a life of luxury, exact opposite of modest. Fuck em
NotHardly
Cheetah has a collar on it... it is a pet "playing" with claws and an unsuspecting child ... Dad saves kid & then has a long talk with him.
josh99
Don't run from a cheetah. 1) it triggers them. 2) you can't.
cheesealtar
if i was that kid I would forever tell people about the time I out-ran a cheetah
JustSomePersonThere
There is no universe where a child outran a cheetah long enough to get to safety. The cat was letting him win.
wchudson13
The guy is smiling the whole time.
PoorSucker
EndiaTheMisanthropist
You're it!
trippingthelightfantastic
GohReeRahBooBeez
Jus died
Shamorza
"fuck it, I'm done with this silly game".
BobaFettApproves
awwwwwwhawhawwwwww poor BEBBEY
commentsivehadafew
So how does it feel to cheetah death?
Doggiedogdog
Damn that sooo bad. +1
YeahNahNahYeahNahYeah
it ain't easy being cheesy
BeerAndChips
I'd probably puma pants
mycousinthewifebeater
KitchenClean
Just see yourself out.
thekeyofe
UranusSpelunker
I’d be lion if I said it didn’t feel great.
I0VE525P00GE
But I did puma pants
jipopotamus
That sucks, are you feline OK?
I0VE525P00GE
Yeah, I’m ok meow.
trashthecan
Dude, that kiss pretty quick, not to mention running in sand.
trashthecan
Kid’s
arandomimgurianyoudontknowsohi
Adrenaline is a hell of a drug.
BlairT1
Pretty sure they’re playing. That’s a pet. Could still mess you up accidentally tho, claws is sharp, and cheetahs can’t retract them
illogicalphallusies
bet you could blunt them though...either grind down a bit, or put those weird gel-caps on like regular house cats
hetjr
I feel like there’s a pretty thin line between snack and play. Especially with no grownup there.
BobaFettApproves
I did notice it seems to be wearing a teeny tiny sweatervest.
dotheevolution1364
Fun facts: cheetah paws are more similar to that of a canids, and their ancestors originated in North America.
MaladaptedMedic
Ackshually, since they can’t retract their claws they tend to wear down over time and stay dull
Sircowdog1
I read once that cheetah claws are more like dog claws for better traction. I mean, they CAN be sharp, but usually aren't.
Spnkmyr
Was it the collar that gave it away?
TiptronicS
Makes sense, it could easily have spliced the back of that kid if intention was aggresive.
sordatos
Is pretty dumb to have that animal as pet
Nihilarious
would we have ever domesticated wolves with that attitude
LordofSandvich
What they're doing with it is the dumb part.
Yondering
Playing in the sand? Yep, could be poop buried anywhere.
StudioDerpster
Yeah, no chance the kid gets away if kitty's really trying.
deltadelta18
Bbbb. Bbbb bbb b bbbb bbbbbbbb
adventsugar
Yeah they have most animals declawed before heading to the Saudis even some wolves it's super sad how they view animals honestly
proudPOC4justice
It’s like they view them as pets. Cause the rest of the world doesn’t do that...
JJWoodSculpture
"C'mere, you little shit. I want belly rubs!" - Cheetah, probably
AcroCat32
Exactly. Respect the lethal potential of a wild animal. Even though cheetahs are generally better behaved around people than servals.
AcroCat32
This is coming from a guy who pet a bobcat with no repercussions, but I won't press my luck, nor would I encourage petting any bobcats.
BISHPLEEASE
Yeah. Also, internet told me theres only like one recorded death from cheetah and that was some idiot jumping into the enclosure at a zoo.
Shamorza
It was probably around lunchtime and the cheetahs thought it was a special treat.
manslut
I mean they weren't wrong... quite special...
BISHPLEEASE
iirc
SaphirasSexDoll
So... Dicks out for that Cheetah?
toogoodtomiss
We all know you were just looking for an excuse to take your dick out @Saphirasexdoll...
EreyaTheForgotten
Bless you
bladderinfection
Fucking idiots. It looks like it is wearing a collar...that’s someone’s “pet”.
OmegaZen
oh shut it. you're no cheetah expert.
knuckledeepinachicken
Cheetahs generally have good temperaments and bond strongly with their families.
HelgenBorderPatrol
I don't think it's right or anything but putting pets in quotations seems weird, it's definitely their pet.
thisisanoriginalusernameithink
I’d be quiet you yanks have stolen all the tigers.
hucklebury
You had your chance for tigers with India but y'all screwed that up.
TheInternetIsASeriesOfTubes
Wild animal and all I get it. However cheetahs are extremely sociable and if grown up with humans, will act like a dog.
BigOrkWaaagh
Not a cat?
Felaris
You can see the dad smiling as he spins the kid around.
deswork
I bet they are more lije cheetah than dog
zdriver984
Definitely would like a cheetah. Possibly get a saddle and ride him to White Castle
SaphirasSexDoll
No way a Cheetah could support your fat ass!