Dec 29, 2021 12:24 AM
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SnailCactus
don’t cross the memes
HeadJamistan
I'm a doctor, not a doorstop.
Chilieater
JerryCan7331
This is beautiful!
Xenarion
I'm happy to see LPL gaining popularity. He deserves it.
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
Ok, I laughed
manystripes
Everyone in starfleet knows you can bypass those door locks by swapping a few isolinear chips around in the panel next to it
angryotterface
I hope it’s another episode where he just uses a ram set and blows the lock apart.
FraggyMacLeod
v
Nacon
But wait... what's LPL doing on that ship? Why is he invading? Ahhhhhhh so much questions!
LightStriker
"Today, we will open it using only a nail clipper and some shoe string I found in a drawer."
bsgt2trekfan88
Shit even the Borg would be interested in him at this point . . "We are the Borg....we have a device for you to pick" -
Yizelin
"And now for the pick that Bosnian Bill and I made...":
hisdudenesselduderino
In any case, that's all I have for you today
xXxSTEVOxXx
....reversing phase polarity of the first security matrix... small click.... feels like two might be in a recursive dummy gate... and open.
FallingStar7669
"Now folks, clearly this had several anti-hacking mechanisms, but it won't keep out a dedicated picker or Borg for very long. In any case.."
dart223
LOL
DuaneMarx1962
LPL rocks!
Kerberos623
Im going to use this phaser tool that me an bosnian bill made.
BloodyMittens
Bosnian bill and I
SeriousCloud
* Bosnian Bill and I
Pavloval
"This is the standard tool that I sell over on the web site."
takhat
Covertinstruments.com
WhiskyTex
This is outstanding content @op
iCanHearYouClemFandango
I read it in his voice! Haha
MrJwinkyface
I think he is one of my favorite characters, definitely from voyager.
squints1404
Wow. I didn't know lockpicking lawyer was on voyager.
LutraLazuli
This is a good chuckle, I even read it in both of their voices too
FloridaMansNeighbor
nothing on 1... click out of 2...
Baskerville84
TJT1
"Am I a joke to you?"
Cheomesh
Not kept up with him for a while now
kustonius
Now these doors like most doors in Star Fleet have one major weakness, if I just pry off the main panel like so, you will see this 1/2
Conveniently placed override handle *handle noise and door swoshes open* so anyone with just a basic sense of logic can open this door.
Hnetu
Let me just use a proprietary tool I developed that isn't available on the market to break this.
GrandProtectorDark
Except the tool he and Bosnian bill made, Ia already on the market
CathyGarrett
Naw. It's just part of the Covert Companion that he sells over on CovertInstruments.com.
ITellBadPuns
"This is a very difficult lock to pick, aaand it's open. I'm going to close that up and do it one more time to prove it wasn't a fluke..."
Ironferrox
Lock picking lawyer, the lock negated
You know last year he went to his first lockpicking competition? For some reason he was surprised he won.
Muffyns
He probably didnt realize he was the hest in the world
That's hilarious. Like, I'm pretty sure him just saying "Let's go to the garage" causes every lock in a 5 mile radius to open in fear lol
wlfman
Out of respect*
I still genuinely believe he could open most locks just by giving them the People's Eyebrow lol
Or as soon as he utters the magical incantation "...the pick Bosnian Bill and I made..." ?
PerpetuityPhoto
"Now, these doors are usually very secure, but they were designed with a fatal flaw, in that the access panel is on the outside of the door"
Ryanator50
I've been waiting to tell my D&D players "The door's locked, but from the other side."
Junktrunkjunkie
"Rats guess we'll have to waste a 2nd level spell slot" - me "So you are gonna cast knock?" - party "oh right... knock would work" ~ me →
→ half way through shrinking the door so I can just pop it out"
"Normally we would try using a magnet to trigger a switch, but it's all electronic, so using this paperclip, I'm just going to pop the cover
-off of this panel here, and just short these two connections Here and Here. And just like that, the door is open. Let's try that again-
-to make sure it wasn't a fluke, and... Yep, it's open. In future, I hope Starfleet will consider designing access panels into recesses-
-so these front panels aren't so easily removed."
Alternatively: "The door appears locked, but it's actually controlled by a production assistant, who we can give five dollars to to open-
SkaerKrowe
That guy is pretty great.
Strangedays2024
My favorite was still when he put a ice-cream lock on his wife favorite Ben&Jerry's. By the next time he checked it she had chopped the1/2
Top off. Let me see if I can find the link BRB.2/2
q2grapple
The one where he went over to help his ex was pretty funny too. I think it was a specific April fools episode
https://youtu.be/lod_LUp3ggc
Cr4zyC4tLady
Buahaha “I’ve always wanted to get Mrs. Lockpickinglawyer interested in non destructive entry methods” Aand, she proceeds to destroy it. Lol
SerenePrincess013
Yup, went about as well as could be expected.
LOL I keeled over laughing at that. Omg thats awesome
It's a great little thing and it illustrates something I used to deal a lot in security doors and locks while working in St. Louis. The1/2
SnailCactus
don’t cross the memes
HeadJamistan
I'm a doctor, not a doorstop.
Chilieater
JerryCan7331
This is beautiful!
Xenarion
I'm happy to see LPL gaining popularity. He deserves it.
Idonotbelievewehavecompany
Ok, I laughed
manystripes
Everyone in starfleet knows you can bypass those door locks by swapping a few isolinear chips around in the panel next to it
angryotterface
I hope it’s another episode where he just uses a ram set and blows the lock apart.
FraggyMacLeod
Nacon
But wait... what's LPL doing on that ship? Why is he invading? Ahhhhhhh so much questions!
LightStriker
"Today, we will open it using only a nail clipper and some shoe string I found in a drawer."
bsgt2trekfan88
Shit even the Borg would be interested in him at this point . . "We are the Borg....we have a device for you to pick" -
Yizelin
"And now for the pick that Bosnian Bill and I made...":
hisdudenesselduderino
In any case, that's all I have for you today
xXxSTEVOxXx
....reversing phase polarity of the first security matrix... small click.... feels like two might be in a recursive dummy gate... and open.
FallingStar7669
"Now folks, clearly this had several anti-hacking mechanisms, but it won't keep out a dedicated picker or Borg for very long. In any case.."
dart223
DuaneMarx1962
LPL rocks!
Kerberos623
Im going to use this phaser tool that me an bosnian bill made.
BloodyMittens
Bosnian bill and I
SeriousCloud
* Bosnian Bill and I
Pavloval
"This is the standard tool that I sell over on the web site."
takhat
Covertinstruments.com
WhiskyTex
This is outstanding content @op
iCanHearYouClemFandango
I read it in his voice! Haha
MrJwinkyface
I think he is one of my favorite characters, definitely from voyager.
squints1404
Wow. I didn't know lockpicking lawyer was on voyager.
LutraLazuli
This is a good chuckle, I even read it in both of their voices too
FloridaMansNeighbor
nothing on 1... click out of 2...
Baskerville84
TJT1
"Am I a joke to you?"
Cheomesh
Not kept up with him for a while now
kustonius
Now these doors like most doors in Star Fleet have one major weakness, if I just pry off the main panel like so, you will see this 1/2
kustonius
Conveniently placed override handle *handle noise and door swoshes open* so anyone with just a basic sense of logic can open this door.
Hnetu
Let me just use a proprietary tool I developed that isn't available on the market to break this.
GrandProtectorDark
Except the tool he and Bosnian bill made, Ia already on the market
CathyGarrett
Naw. It's just part of the Covert Companion that he sells over on CovertInstruments.com.
ITellBadPuns
"This is a very difficult lock to pick, aaand it's open. I'm going to close that up and do it one more time to prove it wasn't a fluke..."
Ironferrox
Lock picking lawyer, the lock negated
LightStriker
You know last year he went to his first lockpicking competition? For some reason he was surprised he won.
Muffyns
He probably didnt realize he was the hest in the world
ITellBadPuns
That's hilarious. Like, I'm pretty sure him just saying "Let's go to the garage" causes every lock in a 5 mile radius to open in fear lol
wlfman
Out of respect*
ITellBadPuns
I still genuinely believe he could open most locks just by giving them the People's Eyebrow lol
wlfman
Or as soon as he utters the magical incantation "...the pick Bosnian Bill and I made..." ?
PerpetuityPhoto
"Now, these doors are usually very secure, but they were designed with a fatal flaw, in that the access panel is on the outside of the door"
Ryanator50
I've been waiting to tell my D&D players "The door's locked, but from the other side."
Junktrunkjunkie
"Rats guess we'll have to waste a 2nd level spell slot" - me "So you are gonna cast knock?" - party "oh right... knock would work" ~ me →
Junktrunkjunkie
→ half way through shrinking the door so I can just pop it out"
PerpetuityPhoto
"Normally we would try using a magnet to trigger a switch, but it's all electronic, so using this paperclip, I'm just going to pop the cover
PerpetuityPhoto
-off of this panel here, and just short these two connections Here and Here. And just like that, the door is open. Let's try that again-
PerpetuityPhoto
-to make sure it wasn't a fluke, and... Yep, it's open. In future, I hope Starfleet will consider designing access panels into recesses-
PerpetuityPhoto
-so these front panels aren't so easily removed."
PerpetuityPhoto
Alternatively: "The door appears locked, but it's actually controlled by a production assistant, who we can give five dollars to to open-
SkaerKrowe
That guy is pretty great.
Strangedays2024
My favorite was still when he put a ice-cream lock on his wife favorite Ben&Jerry's. By the next time he checked it she had chopped the1/2
Strangedays2024
Top off. Let me see if I can find the link BRB.2/2
q2grapple
The one where he went over to help his ex was pretty funny too. I think it was a specific April fools episode
Strangedays2024
https://youtu.be/lod_LUp3ggc
Cr4zyC4tLady
Buahaha “I’ve always wanted to get Mrs. Lockpickinglawyer interested in non destructive entry methods” Aand, she proceeds to destroy it. Lol
SerenePrincess013
Yup, went about as well as could be expected.
dart223
LOL I keeled over laughing at that. Omg thats awesome
Strangedays2024
It's a great little thing and it illustrates something I used to deal a lot in security doors and locks while working in St. Louis. The1/2