CwispyChris
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Please dont hate me. I dont have many friends.
Jul 28, 2018 2:02 AM
CwispyChris
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Please dont hate me. I dont have many friends.
vlej
I... think I need Kim's missiles righ now… for reasons… :3
TheFirstCurse
Scarpachi
SophisticatedBadassery
Excellent dad joke build up.
blazer232
I have a similar joke that I like to tell but with trains instead of orchestras
ChristopherTallant
Lucritas
nickdoesntsharefood
Kristofurious
AssamLaksa
theblueberryfarmer
Brilliant. I'm stealing this so hard.
CanOnlySayYes
My friend doesn’t get it
Kaysmira
A terrible conductor of electricity, also a terrible conductor of an orchestra.
zrod27
I hate this so much, yet love it at the same time
OriginalRepost
ThecommentFarmer
DancesLikeDriftwood
MostEpicPants
MadMupp
Take it and get out
Electricfox5
"You'll like this, not a lot, but you'll like it."
robmdh
A terrible conductor would generate lots of heat?
ByThePowerOfSCIENCE
Unless it's so bad that little current flows.
zigglygiggly
kamikazekitten
Bravo.
dragonraven13
But why didn't the electric chair kill him? I'm legitametly retarded.
koolkai123
He's a bad conducted as in musically and conducting electricity
dickbutttt
god fuckin damnit no
Maschinensohn
Upvoted for longest dad joke I've ever seen on imgur.
LikeTheGuardianButForReal
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2ujYBjy4LmI
LikeTheGuardianButForReal
Forgive the animation (or enjoy it), but the joke is unbelievable
hoytregent92
FiddleParadiddleTwiddle
Comet260
My exact reaction, lol.
Haiddon
although it's a funny joke, the worse a conductor something is, the more electricity damages it as it passes through it.
Kaysmira
Unless it's so bad it's an insulator, I suppose. I had the same thought, though, we're all pretty bad electrical conductors and would fry.
Haiddon
insulators are defined by being bad at conducting, but you can still run a current through them if you tried. it would just destroy them.
DoWGray
Humans are insulators. Put enough amps through any insulator and it'll burn / explode.
AtSymbolUsername
I can't believe I just read through all of that. +1
TheFakeCraigFerguson
I read it twice cause then I read it to my room mates. I think they might plan to kill me in my sleep.
Maahes0
I've read it before, multiple times, and I still read it again.
weirdpengweng
Same here
DrHawkward
I once told a version of this joke for thirty minutes at a work party, I wasn't invited back again...
TK421isAFK
...again. I knew it was coming and still read it all.
MrPuckett
I thought "they murdered it" meant they did really good, like; 'i killed it'!
weirdpengweng
And same here
LavaAxe
To murder something is bad but to kill it is good.
imaginaryPeppers
And how am I supposed to remember all this as a non-native speaker
Firedda
To crush it, nail it, slay it, rock it, or tear it up are all also good. To destroy it can go either way.
LavaAxe
Well, now you know. You learn the idioms of a language one by one as you hear them.