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UncleTomahawk
DanBartStart
"There's some powerful niggatry at work here."
Hoopdajon
dumpsterjedi1
Praise White Jesus!
TwasIWhoSetTheHouseAblaze
PRAAAISE WHITE GAWD!
ralphie84
Is the photoshopped book a pen/paper rpg game like D&D?
IWishPeopleWouldStopStealingMyUsernames
It's the D&D 5th Edition Players Handbook
ngpg318
Is this 50 cent and Floyd Mayweather?
jaakkopaakkonen
Soll use this for my friends for "look what the fuck 97% of the climate scientists are saying"
ArcadiaFell
The mage, wizard, druid, or Bard take 10 minutes and gets no complaint. The rogue takes 30 seconds and gets told to hurry up.
d0o0o0d
That's because we all know he's gonna sneak attack, he just needs to hurry up and pick the damn target.
Bouyo32123
^exactly. And by doing that the rogue gets in the way of all the wizard/Druid/sorc's spells and they have to rethink their turn....again.
NoFunGuys
I hate when the DM makes a Ruckus.
PopeRhymes
Best Comment
Mooxim
folder[D&D]
ScrippyChan
In the interest of fairness: magic is just an immense pain in the fucking ass if you're not a spontaneous caster.
ThePancakeNinja
Got some of those DnD 5e spell cards... I can never go back to anything else.
PartiallyShavedSasquatch
I'm
newsguycraigevans
My favorite spell!
sevnone
Is this boondocks?
Jetbeamscantmeltsteelfuell
Looks like it, but I don't remember this part
Krocine
Not enough Boondocks on here +1
DostoevskyDisciple
I was so sad when they got rid of Boondocks last year :(
Krocine
It's on Hulu
TheCrisis13
Thank White Jesus for Hulu
snicklefritzmcgiggletits
What? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
DostoevskyDisciple
I know...I know...https://media.giphy.com/media/13U0IpjVSMKZDa/giphy.gif
snicklefritzmcgiggletits
This gif was especially fitting
DostoevskyDisciple
I know :)
MassiveMaoMao
I mean at least bring some spell cards for Pelor's sake...
RICHARDJOKES
I have a player who regularly does this and it drives me insane
Shmooferino
I have everything ready for DnD, I understand some of it, but not all. I have nobody that plays it in my small town, and really want to play
Bouyo32123
Roll20. Find a group of strangers online
BrofessorDumbleBro
This shit had me rolling when I first saw it.
jomama64
I wouldn't exactly call them people, but I have deep distaste for the negro.
MechanusIncarnate
Just gonna save this for my players.
kiive
I feel like Marisha needs to be tagged, here.
Bouyo32123
I got this reference! Sometimes is a little frustrating but I love keylith
schmittyboss
WHAT'S GOOD NYIGGUH!
manslut
In one group I'm in we have a rogue who doesn't use ANY of her shit, just attacks with a bow (no sneak attack, no cunning action). MRW...
Lucallia
Oh geezes, Campaign I'm dming is about to start in 2 days. I'm really scared some in my group are like that...
manslut
It wouldn't be so bad but she yells at me and gets really defensive if I try to help her. Whelp. I don't heal her anymore.
Lucallia
Oh damn that's the worst. not only are they unclear of what to do they are also willfully ignorant and takes all help as an attack on them
keeeenny
PyllyNalleMissionaries
50 shades of grey
CommandoPG
What is this from?
SolarOnions
The Boondocks.
Jadecomet
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HecticHero
Netflix? HBO?
SolarOnions
Not anymore and no. Not sure about other streaming services, but I know the website cartooncrazy has it
Krocine
Hulu
jsteelman517
Boondocks. First three seasons are gold, season four is largely viewed as a flop
DrMrSirEsquire
Wasn't it that the main writer/director wasn't in charge that season?
boccs
Yup. Aaron McGruder, the creator and head writer, left to work on new projects like Black Jesus.
UnknownSquid
Often the case. Writers are always undervalued by producers in this kinda thing.
zap3125
Have DM'd and played multiple campaigns, can ABSOLUTELY confirm.
CMDRWELLES
been playing RPGs since 1984. This has always been so true... There is always that one player..
Beastialitykilledthecat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8
McKavian
I would give you so many up votes...
AlkeneThiol
I was hoping this would be here thank you
yetiburglar
there it is
GingerLaird
This deserves more attention.
lipbalmm
Quite possibly the most underrated show ever
Niddhoger
Eh, it won a Peabody once, among several other more obscure awards. Hardly "cult" status and solidly mainstream.
IllegalBiceps
not really. it's slightly niche but is pretty damn famous, internationally even. Not gonna argue the most, but Venture Bros is a contender.
intothewilde
Floyd Mayweather, 1983, colorized.
RancidRance
'Nah it's fine I'll just look up all my spells in the middle of combat'
Mrmannnn
Hethen
thegoddamn18thavenger
As a fighter who multi-classed into cleric, I am guilty of this. However, people only except me to tank hits.
IAmTheBadW01f
Roll20 man, keeps track of everything. Click on a spell, it asks you what level to cast it at (if applicable), and boom, it's done
tzxAzrael
that's IF you do your reading and fill it all out first. not all of the spells are in the compendium for some inane reason.
MashedPotatozs
Keep this at 666 upvote
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
As my GM said. "You have 30 seconds to do your entire turn. You're not done reading your spells? Your character does nothing this round."
SnortCokeOffAWeiner
I've had people with their noses in their phones, waiting for their turn to come, and then sit there like "so what are we hitting?"
SometimesISayHistoryStuff
Then they are either not invested in playing and that means they shouldn't play. Or they are uninterested in the story that's on the GM.
Dreamspitter
PDF version of the book is awesome.
sirlilpanda1337
I do that all the time
shaun894
I'll skim the description and just assume the spell works as I want it to*
boringpigeon
guilty.....
therealgoat213
Me too
Saxxon92
"Im gonna be a chaotic neutral and be completely unhelpful to the team"
JonathanOberg
cannot stress how annoying that experience is, as a player or as a dm.
Saxxon92
Ive never played dnd but i hear this complaint all the time
bitemark
Shouldn't that count against you in a fight? I think if I were a DM I'd punish players for doing that.
StandardDeviant
I've started to have a 30 second decision window. If you don't at least declare what you're going to do within 30 secs, you lose your turn.
willunconditionallydownvoterepoststatistics
Flash cards.
MechanusIncarnate
If I get bored waiting for a player, I move on to the next person's turn. If reader isn't ready before their next initiative, lose turn.
tides240
It's fine to clarify a range or effect but looking up the whole. DAMN. THING!
MostIndeedlySo
One time as a DM I listed all the spells for our group's Necromancer with links to d20PFSRD.com for every possible spell and clarified the..
MostIndeedlySo
amount of spells he could have for each spell level as he leveled up to 2nd level between sessions (they got enough XP in the last fight...
MostIndeedlySo
of the previous session). I sent him the info, links and how to do it properly for the next session so we can start immediately the game.
MostIndeedlySo
Surprise, surprise! He shows up with nothing done, and then starts to ask what he should do, and not like even straight asking but in a...
CountVorkosigan
I go for notes myself "It does this and it's on this page". Cuz let me tell you, I am NOT memorizing every goddamn feature of all 27 spells.
ChiLLeCheeze
Do you just yell and scream as a Barbarian? I imagine that's what they usually do as they go on a killing spree.
CountVorkosigan
Nah, positioning is key for melee.
Dormninja
Play enough wizards and you will whether you notice or not.
CountVorkosigan
Eh, I'm fairly good but even then ranges and spell components are things I've got to dig out of the books.
Aeturo
One of my players let me look over his sheet once...he doesn't copy the mechanical effect of anything. He just remembers the idea and 1/2
Aeturo
Looks up what they do mechanically every single time. I printed spell cards for him just to speed it up
IFoldlyGo
1 spell level per sheet (if it all fits on one page), with page number and mechanical effects. Paperclips to represent memorized spells
MechanusIncarnate
Got them all in an excel sheet. Can instantly sort by name, casting time, level, school, etc.
stoutde
That's fine, I just don't like an extra half hour wasted per combat round while wizards look up what they can do..
CountVorkosigan
Make them write up a list that looks like this: Firebreath (1/2 level) d6 30' cone. Core Rulebook pg 256.
d0o0o0d
...all 27 spells? hahahahahahahaha
CountVorkosigan
I'm only level 2 atm. I've done the "shit, what can I cast in silence" with 50+ spell spontaneous casters before. You CAN'T memorize 1/2
CountVorkosigan
many spells down to that level of detail. Only keep helpful notes and dig for the actual spell when it comes up. 2/2
Optimushroom
That example is really easy, since there are only 24 spells in all published material as of XGtE that don't have verbal components.
CrouchingTigerFailingStudent
Spell cards are the way to go bro.
CountVorkosigan
I just have it all hyperlinked to PRD versions which are also helpfully kept up to date with errata. Not offline workable, but quick.
Daqonium
This is why I stick to non-magic characters
disodiumbenzoate
much simpler choices, do i hit it with the stabby thing or the smashy thing?
Daqonium
Exactly, my main character is a rogue pirate. Main choices consist of what guy to stab or how to mount the monster
CountVorkosigan
https://orig00.deviantart.net/8d86/f/2013/055/7/f/i_told_you_to_slay_the_dragon_not_lay_it_by_gamegm-d5w1gxj.jpg
trustmeimontheinternet
I play a monk and never even have to deal with armor or weapons.
Daqonium
I played a monk not too long ago and had a “fury of blows” move, man does that move do some work
naytorin
Monks are BAMFs. Right up there with Barbarians in terms of meelee damage.
Aeturo
Funny. One player recently played barb and was disappointed with the DPS. Granted, he was bear totem built as a tank not a heavy hitter
Pootisborn
They're weaker at tanking melee hits, although between evasion, deflect missiles and various immunities that's all they have to worry about.
anonymous6366
I got banned from /r/blackpeopletwitter for quoting the boondocks
ChainmailleAddict
Wasn't the Boondocks created by a black person?
triedtothinkofausernamethatwasntalreadytaken
Hmm I'm suspicious because black people love boondock and are fairly ok with racist jokes. What did you really do?
anonymous6366
No I literally quoted the boondocks. I can go dig up the message saying you're banned if you really don't believe me
TheBlackWindHowls
Maybe because he only likes to quote Uncle Ruckus.
PlagueDoctorInDaHouse
Maybe he told them he was white before telling the joke. BAM, suddenly less ok with racist jokes...
lawlschool88
Maybe since white ppl have a long history of abusing black ppl, they get suspicious of a white kid's intentions when he says racist shit
51CorgisInABar
Punching up vs punching down
PlagueDoctorInDaHouse
more like punching sideways vs punching down but yeah
triedtothinkofausernamethatwasntalreadytaken
But who starts a conversation with I'm white
Tikityler
Who said this was at the beginning?
PlagueDoctorInDaHouse
ummm...