Apr 29, 2021 4:56 AM
tractorist
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mccar7hy
Mine just has a fob
chummschdruus
time to send the infantry! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8JWbVjOg78
Illthinkofausernamelater
ApolloSierra
jesusisherelookbusy
This is what I come to this site for. +1 v
f0622
DO UNMUTE
falconuruguay
Polior7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh3ByPJk6Sw
FuzzyX
Two men crank one out.
SonderingStrike
Unfortunately the driver was inexperienced, so the transmission is now two smaller transmissions
notleftshark
Well thats pretty dam funny
nothingtodoandalldaytodoit
They're trying to jumpstart OP's moms' vibrator.
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
Brandy321
tanks for cranking on my big shaft
OlRusty12
Nice!
Juni0220
Wondered how long it would take for this to end up on imgur, answer: 3 days
CureForHomoSapiens
Tanks I enjoyed it OP
BennyLarva
wht's that right arm doing there so well trained and swiftly?
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
369ItsAlwaysAGoodTime
Requesting version with Song Of Storms from LoZ
kaiserkevin
Eine neue Fahrzeugklassifizierung: Straßenorgelpanzerkampfwagen
As a Prussian, I approve.
FrankensteinsMonstersSweatyBallBag
PLAY FREEBIRD!
“NEIN!”- Tiger driver
WristDeepInaBook
v
AwesomeName
Crank the sound up!
RMaybeth
IRegretThisUsername
What's the audio source?
archsquee3000
I am looking for the song as well, shazam is no help
dietluigi
As per the user Private4160; it's the German Military March, "Preußens Gloria" https://youtu.be/4LwFrm4_p10
I'm an idiot, it's written in the f... title. Tanks man
finhat
getguds
ShadowbanMyAss
Did you know they found the panzer of the lake. There's a video on youtube
agermanguy
Oh did they?
madassa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO58B6LcTfM&ab_channel=ConeOfArc
ColdestOne
Does anybody have sauce? I'd like to hear more of it after the engine starts.
Floatinghypothesis
Yeah! Needed like a few more seconds...
pieterhansma
https://www.dumpert.nl/item/8106437_3a75a7f7
dartmaster666
I posted this not too long ago, with sound. v
TrubshawTheLordCommander
A Panzer Mk.V "Panther" (without a turret), yes?
Yes, definitely a Panther.
floxsyu
If the car was that guttural, that much effort each morning would be acceptable. All neighbors would loathe me.
djhash
That unmute was very unexpected and hilarious!! +1
derJake
As a Preuße: Hey I know that song! https://youtu.be/EoVm_GWsQVY
madmeme365
It really made the meme to be honest.
sauerteig
ButterfaceTaintClown
the real reason the Treaty of Versailles forbade the Germans from building tanks.
CallsignFatNinja
PanzerOopahBanden
BantersaurousRex
Forgot I was connected to the bluetooth speaker. That confused the household!
Juggernaughtty
Good thing this was the audio that started playing, eh?
Err. I don't know what you mean?
Source for those that want to hear the real deal https://youtu.be/YN_PWX7uDSw
labyrinthconvention
No, I want to hear the song
Private4160
https://youtu.be/4LwFrm4_p10
damn i want to unite eastern europe so hard
birneysdad
Yeah, I was hoping to hear more of the song.
Replied to comment above
Melonfish
GadenKerensky
Which there was a version of this with sound.
SirRichfield
Do you or was that a clever reference to the fact that they tried to be hardish SciFi by drastically muting exterior shots?
I like the rapid-fire thumping of the cannons in this scene.
RedCamaro
Hope one day tanks will just have a "push to start " button
MisterLemons
Wait until you see how easy it is to press the "master switch" and hold the "start" button on an Abrams.
ytterbium
But how do you get to play the song then?
Spaceghost208
Find the keys to an Abrams. I'll wait.
Lzedtango
From the back this actually kind of looks like a king tiger from the end of ww2. Maybe that’s why?
bikeytom
It's a panther, it is indeed from WW2. Also it does have an electric starter, this is the backup.
Nice thanks. I always have trouble distinguishing panther vs King tiger
theguywiththevoice
What else are you gonna do with the enlisted men?
Rulan
They gotta be doing SOMETHING
penisdragon
Next you'll be asking for keyless entry.
UnitConversionBotButTerrible
Can i have my tank with remote start, oh and a power hatch entrance and fold in cannon barrel for thoae tight parking spots.
yesImThatFred
I want mine with the come-to-me-feature. I work on the 7th floor.
Not to be confused with the come-on-me feature. Very popular though.
JackieTreehornProductions
Lane keep assist and smart cruise control please
Treblaine
Amazingly so many don't have keys, you can just get in and drive it off.
Tsutsukakushi
Gotta bring some bolt cutters to get the padlock off the hatch, and you're all good!
Or wait for hot weather, all those hatches will be open.
TheMinty
tanks are an outdated tool of war, like trenches.
WhoScalesTheScale
Wot
KnifeKnut
You are so full of shit that you need to dig a slit trench latrine to lie in.
Israel Lebanon 2006 conflict says Nah. Wars can't rely on air superiority alone.
PunIshErnest
Both are still a useful tools of war, even if size modern arsenal makes them more circumstantial than they used to be.
makeSX
The crank with inertia starter was a back-up system for these tanks, they also had normal electric "push to start" starters
SuperDuper0tter
The electric strater was an emergency device for Pzkw V Panther tanks (hot re-start). Standard/cold start-up was to be done with the crank.
Yes of course, a manual start when you have the time and Ivan isnt shooting at you and the fast start when "Uraa!" is being shouted
Only in hot weather or if the engine was already hot. Otherwise, the battry would be drained dry before it could start.
Phischstaebchen
Probably with a big fat flywheel?
FrostByteUK
probably the same one they're revving up...
It's big brain time
They do now, though they all have a master switch to turn before startup.
Orthy
Very similar to airplanes
cainofdreaming
They fly a lot lower though.
iAML8
Hmmm nah there's a pretty complex sequence to go through to get a commercial airliners started up.
Commercial airliners aren’t the only airplanes. Master, prime, mix, pitch, power, ignition.
Maybe, but there's likely a "by-the-book" sequence and a "scramble" drill for military aircraft.
Muffdiver9
Wait, all tanks have to start like this? You can't just turn a key and go or something?
At minimum the (hasty) startup sequence will be; Master Switch > Start
lronMaiden
Start like what? In the gif? That's emergency manual start if normal methods fail.
troelsm
Not today. This is a WWII Panther tank.
derBernd
They are messing with you. Of course modern tanks are push-button start. Some even have a auxiliary generator.
Blkbuddha
And American Tanks have guns that fire and scream Freedom
Oh, okay. I don't know a damn thing about tanks except historical usage, nothing related to actual function.
mastamage
English tanks even have a tea station
Oh you mean the boiling vessel? Nothing is named obvious in any army.
Battle tea starions?
mccar7hy
Mine just has a fob
chummschdruus
time to send the infantry! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8JWbVjOg78
Illthinkofausernamelater
ApolloSierra
jesusisherelookbusy
This is what I come to this site for. +1
v
f0622
DO UNMUTE
falconuruguay
Polior7
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dh3ByPJk6Sw
FuzzyX
Two men crank one out.
SonderingStrike
Unfortunately the driver was inexperienced, so the transmission is now two smaller transmissions
notleftshark
Well thats pretty dam funny
nothingtodoandalldaytodoit
They're trying to jumpstart OP's moms' vibrator.
lastmanonearthbutidroppedmyglasses
Brandy321
tanks for cranking on my big shaft
OlRusty12
Nice!
Juni0220
Wondered how long it would take for this to end up on imgur, answer: 3 days
CureForHomoSapiens
Tanks I enjoyed it OP
BennyLarva
wht's that right arm doing there so well trained and swiftly?
EatYourSoylentGreenAndShutUp
369ItsAlwaysAGoodTime
Requesting version with Song Of Storms from LoZ
kaiserkevin
Eine neue Fahrzeugklassifizierung: Straßenorgelpanzerkampfwagen
kaiserkevin
As a Prussian, I approve.
FrankensteinsMonstersSweatyBallBag
PLAY FREEBIRD!
jesusisherelookbusy
“NEIN!”- Tiger driver
WristDeepInaBook
AwesomeName
Crank the sound up!
RMaybeth
IRegretThisUsername
What's the audio source?
archsquee3000
I am looking for the song as well, shazam is no help
dietluigi
As per the user Private4160; it's the German Military March, "Preußens Gloria" https://youtu.be/4LwFrm4_p10
archsquee3000
I'm an idiot, it's written in the f... title. Tanks man
finhat
RMaybeth
getguds
ShadowbanMyAss
Did you know they found the panzer of the lake. There's a video on youtube
agermanguy
Oh did they?
madassa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RO58B6LcTfM&ab_channel=ConeOfArc
ColdestOne
Does anybody have sauce? I'd like to hear more of it after the engine starts.
Floatinghypothesis
Yeah! Needed like a few more seconds...
pieterhansma
https://www.dumpert.nl/item/8106437_3a75a7f7
dartmaster666
I posted this not too long ago, with sound.
v
TrubshawTheLordCommander
A Panzer Mk.V "Panther" (without a turret), yes?
dartmaster666
Yes, definitely a Panther.
floxsyu
If the car was that guttural, that much effort each morning would be acceptable. All neighbors would loathe me.
djhash
That unmute was very unexpected and hilarious!! +1
derJake
As a Preuße: Hey I know that song! https://youtu.be/EoVm_GWsQVY
madmeme365
It really made the meme to be honest.
sauerteig
ButterfaceTaintClown
the real reason the Treaty of Versailles forbade the Germans from building tanks.
CallsignFatNinja
PanzerOopahBanden
BantersaurousRex
Forgot I was connected to the bluetooth speaker. That confused the household!
Juggernaughtty
Good thing this was the audio that started playing, eh?
BantersaurousRex
Err. I don't know what you mean?
CallsignFatNinja
Source for those that want to hear the real deal https://youtu.be/YN_PWX7uDSw
labyrinthconvention
No, I want to hear the song
Private4160
https://youtu.be/4LwFrm4_p10
labyrinthconvention
damn i want to unite eastern europe so hard
birneysdad
Yeah, I was hoping to hear more of the song.
Private4160
Replied to comment above
Melonfish
GadenKerensky
Which there was a version of this with sound.
SirRichfield
Do you or was that a clever reference to the fact that they tried to be hardish SciFi by drastically muting exterior shots?
GadenKerensky
I like the rapid-fire thumping of the cannons in this scene.
RedCamaro
Hope one day tanks will just have a "push to start " button
MisterLemons
Wait until you see how easy it is to press the "master switch" and hold the "start" button on an Abrams.
ytterbium
But how do you get to play the song then?
Spaceghost208
Find the keys to an Abrams. I'll wait.
Lzedtango
From the back this actually kind of looks like a king tiger from the end of ww2. Maybe that’s why?
bikeytom
It's a panther, it is indeed from WW2. Also it does have an electric starter, this is the backup.
Lzedtango
Nice thanks. I always have trouble distinguishing panther vs King tiger
theguywiththevoice
What else are you gonna do with the enlisted men?
Rulan
They gotta be doing SOMETHING
penisdragon
Next you'll be asking for keyless entry.
UnitConversionBotButTerrible
Can i have my tank with remote start, oh and a power hatch entrance and fold in cannon barrel for thoae tight parking spots.
yesImThatFred
I want mine with the come-to-me-feature. I work on the 7th floor.
penisdragon
Not to be confused with the come-on-me feature. Very popular though.
JackieTreehornProductions
Lane keep assist and smart cruise control please
Treblaine
Amazingly so many don't have keys, you can just get in and drive it off.
Tsutsukakushi
Gotta bring some bolt cutters to get the padlock off the hatch, and you're all good!
Treblaine
Or wait for hot weather, all those hatches will be open.
TheMinty
tanks are an outdated tool of war, like trenches.
WhoScalesTheScale
Wot
KnifeKnut
You are so full of shit that you need to dig a slit trench latrine to lie in.
BantersaurousRex
Israel Lebanon 2006 conflict says Nah. Wars can't rely on air superiority alone.
PunIshErnest
Both are still a useful tools of war, even if size modern arsenal makes them more circumstantial than they used to be.
makeSX
The crank with inertia starter was a back-up system for these tanks, they also had normal electric "push to start" starters
SuperDuper0tter
The electric strater was an emergency device for Pzkw V Panther tanks (hot re-start). Standard/cold start-up was to be done with the crank.
makeSX
Yes of course, a manual start when you have the time and Ivan isnt shooting at you and the fast start when "Uraa!" is being shouted
SuperDuper0tter
Only in hot weather or if the engine was already hot. Otherwise, the battry would be drained dry before it could start.
Phischstaebchen
Probably with a big fat flywheel?
FrostByteUK
probably the same one they're revving up...
Rulan
It's big brain time
Rulan
They do now, though they all have a master switch to turn before startup.
Orthy
Very similar to airplanes
cainofdreaming
They fly a lot lower though.
iAML8
Hmmm nah there's a pretty complex sequence to go through to get a commercial airliners started up.
Orthy
Commercial airliners aren’t the only airplanes. Master, prime, mix, pitch, power, ignition.
Rulan
Maybe, but there's likely a "by-the-book" sequence and a "scramble" drill for military aircraft.
Muffdiver9
Wait, all tanks have to start like this? You can't just turn a key and go or something?
Rulan
At minimum the (hasty) startup sequence will be; Master Switch > Start
lronMaiden
Start like what? In the gif? That's emergency manual start if normal methods fail.
troelsm
Not today. This is a WWII Panther tank.
derBernd
They are messing with you. Of course modern tanks are push-button start. Some even have a auxiliary generator.
Blkbuddha
And American Tanks have guns that fire and scream Freedom
Blkbuddha
Muffdiver9
Oh, okay. I don't know a damn thing about tanks except historical usage, nothing related to actual function.
mastamage
English tanks even have a tea station
derBernd
Oh you mean the boiling vessel? Nothing is named obvious in any army.
Phischstaebchen
Battle tea starions?