Ilovetomakestuffup
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Feb 15, 2023 6:34 AM
Ilovetomakestuffup
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Pishposhbingbong
So, if I eat a couple of grams uranium I’ll never need to eat anything again for the rest of my life? Ultimate diet plan! Sign me up!
Voojagig
Or is it the best reason?
MrHappySmiles
Eyeroll, you just detox it. It’s a cheat meal…
normalizetherapy
I mean, yeah. A girls gotta watch her… atomic weight
Muunk
DrSleepyPhZzz
We've had one, yes, but what about second gram of uranium?
lospaturno
You will have enough energy for the rest of your life.
patismaximus
That’s only 2 reasons. I need a third reason to be able to analyze the data.
kriswinters
Beefcake.....BEEFCAKE!
squirreltactics
I thought it was yellow cake?
eppykaze
A lifetime supply. In more ways than one.
d0o0o0d
Eh, alpha radiation isn't especially dangerous. Gamma emitters, those are dangerous.
lostharbinger42
Eating uranium is how a little boy turns into a fat man
Mynamedoesntmatteronlylifematters
this comment gets it, and by it, I mean a neutron.
DrunkKingOfImgur
How long until the joke decays though?
Crimx42
This is incorrect, human calories are measured in thousands, so it's only 20 million human calories (aka kcal)
cyberimg
Aren't those written with capital C. Iow: One (human) Calories, is 1000 (physics) calories, or 1 kcal
Crimx42
Same bullshit of Byte and bit. Which is why they are recently pushing "ib" to make the difference clear
MrListerTheFirst
They've been trying to phase out the Cal spelling for a while now though, in favour of the less confusing kcal.
cyberimg
Checking it out, turns out the confusion for kilo-calories is directly related to kilo-grams. I mean, who made "kilogram" the singular unit.