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Thinking of names for this cinder block of a 1969 Ford Econoline 4×4. Vanopotamus. Road toad. Megapellet. Total-tictac.
Front view.
Front, inside.
Inside ready to haul bodies or renovate for whatever. Found on Bring a Trailer (https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1969-ford-econoline-3/)
BortymcBortfeis
Battletoad
GotHereThroughaWormhole
The Implication
byronape
The Tore-till
CloseEncounter
The Toad Warrior
WoTLert
Chupathingy
tracereading
Dr. Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine
VanillaMowgli
Uncle Touchy's Naked Puzzle Basement.
PRNsedation
Pickle brick
FrankTheThunderbird
How about “Free Candy”?
unsolicitedadvice
Econoswine
LullabyJones
Doesn’t matter what you call it. You’re going to be knee deep in pussy with that beast, my friend.
rdswords
Green Chungus
justtrustmeguys
Thank God for Jim.
ThrownClub
FREE CANDY
1metalnation
That's the one. This one wins
ratsOnAcid
The Spearmint Camel
AnarchistPipeMaker
The Chunk.
GetHimABodybag
Wünderblök
slagathorstiffnips
Road toad
frankmanhattan
Wrektum?! Damn near destroyed 'em!
PetersPaincakes
Swollen pickle
drunkendork
Thickle
ChickenLord666
I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my thickle
minimah
Yup. Road Toad.
WillyLaShade
Vanosaurus Rex
QuartzBlue
Das Block. I mean it pretty much just says what it is. Or Brick.
CaffeineEnabler
Frank
JT1984
I like Road Toad.
Tortfeas0r
For your consideration: “Second Base Mobile”
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QueefBurglarSixtyNine
Jethro Tull, cuz it’s thick as a brick
brobot
I really don’t mind this
QueefBurglarSixtyNine
I don’t mind that you don’t mind.
AlwaysUpvotesCatgirls
I vote Vanopotamus.
SentencesThatStartWithBitch
Road Toad master race
Tortfeas0r
I also vote this poster’s Vanopotamus
Karelmakazi
Muhaha just voted TWICE. I love democracy.
MonsterOfAMan
I concur. Genius.
Benjjh2000
Road Toad has my vote
unlicencednurse
F
LateNightBunnyParty
Seconded
tomyironmane
thirded
TheBlackKaiser
quadorted.
Inchpunch
I prefer Road Chode
DankZappa
Best one!
MrFancyPanzer
The raging turtle.
DrinkingPenguin
I kind of like Tortle, or ThaK.
ISnoggedMadamedePompadour
Tacti-Turtle
CongratsYouAreHereNow
the honkalator
Pokegeologist
TMNT Party Wagon.
MilDravin
^ this was my thought, just needs the colors right
Pokegeologist
And the flip out gunner seats with pizza pie/manhole launchers!
MilDravin
and over sized mirrors with lasers!
Pokegeologist
As many real life Mystery Machines, KITTs, Ecto-1s, A-Team vans, etc. I've seen, has anyone built a real Party Wagon yet?
deasmuth
"The Puma," trust me, it will be funny.
nwillProblemTraveler
The puma van. the puma van.the puma van.
plainoldusername
Puma pants
PhantomGeek
I hear Sarge and the music now
SergeantTerryJeffords
The chupathingy
UniSoul
I like it. Got a riiiiing to it.
MAYTechnique
What in Sam Hell's a 'puma'?
theforceiswith
A puma is a mountain lion or otherwise known as a cougar.
Fleaofpain
KairuR
It's like a big cat
MAYTechnique
You're making that up.
slinkiisu
See these two tow hooks? They look like tusks. Now, what kind of animal has tusks?
Fleaofpain
Uh... A walrus?