ForPizzaSake
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Source: @noobtheloser
Nov 17, 2016 9:39 AM
ForPizzaSake
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13814
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Source: @noobtheloser
Psymon100
D3?
DarceVader18
rangermcfadden
D&D...but for Dogs
JoeToast
Where are my testicles, Summer?
DJTrickyM
Lereko
I was about to make a comment about you don't roll for spells.
nattyd20
+1 for "D&D but for Dogs"
tysker86
Its actually a thign and it's called "Pugmire" you are welcome
Barrezio
Yeah, I'm gonna need more of Dungeons & Dogs. Someone make this happen.
CertifiedTintinologist
So THAT's what Tintin's dog would look like in real life?
SilverNicktail
Are you and I seriously the only people who thought of Tintin?
cannibalCOCONUTcat
meh. meh. meh. meh. *keeps scrolling* DOGGGGGGGGGGGGO!
uwantsomelightlyfriedfishfillets
HOODAGOOBOOOOOOOY
Isweartogodthecatmademedoit
OMG... NOW I know what he's saying!!
momemes
Gygax would probably approve
5NoteHalf
Grown-ass man, and my squeal about broke glass.
ThatAwesomeTroll
My elder sister plays DnD with her friends, and I really wanna play but they start at like 11pm and now I've moved like 3 hours away.. :(
chimchim666
oh my fucking god
RAINBOWCAT13
OMG sooo cuteeee
icanbench350lbs
Dungeons n doggos!
Xhristmas
You shall now call me Snowball, because my fur is pretty and white...
GuhDuhFuhBuhZuh
New episodes Dec-2. Huzzah!!
Xhristmas
Seriously?! Did they announce release date for season 3? YES!!! been waiting forever!
OneMiniMuffin
I just started watching this show the other day. It's sooooo gooood
Xhristmas
Welcome brotha, hurry up and binge you got a month till season 3! =D
OneMiniMuffin
I started a few days ago and finished season 1 this morning. I lough out loud quite frequently
TheBlueAmazingDragon
Good on you for providing the source
boobphysicist
its sauce you heretic
wlfman
thank you for using the proper word
Zixtank
I've been reading "sauce" so many times it took a moment for the word "source" to sink in ><
LittleWheelsAndCactuss
Didn't even notice it didn't say sauce lol
wlfman
I'm sure I'm not the only one who gets annoyed by sauce
DukeDarkwood
Only every time I see it. EXCEPT when it is being used to refer to an actual sauce of some sort.
wlfman
Agreed
blameitonmyjuice
#1 *seizes. (Sorry)
Itisseventyalonghere
Do not be sorry. It is WE that defend the last bastion of civilization!
rangermcfadden
+1 to you!
chimchim666
behidn the gif, dnd meme, cute pupper! how could this post possibly NOT get front page
Shruikan159
NoLongerFoamingWolffo
Excuse me while I make 30 more accounts so I can give this 30 more upvotes.
here2laugh
It's super effective!
Elroydb
No kidding. I'm this close to swearing a blood oath to the dog
Shadowmyr
You don't have to roll to cast charm person, the target had to roll to save against it.
The1whoplays
At least in 3.5 you can play it with a variant where the base 10 you get to save DCs on your spells is replaced by a d20 roll
aap71
nerd alert!!! gimme your lunch money or i'll wedgie you!
Amorenkitsune
He was being provoked by a giant human, he'd need to cast defensively or lose the spell!
texassandstorm
Well played fellow nerd. Well played.
kieramaserati
There is always one person in every group that argues every decision the DM allows. I think we found the one at this table.
brothertaddeus
Yeah, casting while grappled is risky. Though I think the comic would work better as a Diplomacy roll than a spell.
steelfractal
but doggos are magic!
Tyrannotron
Depends, 5e doesn't have any penalties to casting while grappled. 3.5 OTOH would definitely require a roll to cast while grappled, though.
texassandstorm
We know who actually plays this game in this thread now. I salute you.
akortsdrums
BTG, DnD, and doggo?! If I can give you more than +1 I would
celestedrake
I feel the same.
MetalRearSolidVThePhantomPeen
You could give them a nude.
forAGrandTotalOf
Haha look at the noob with only one account. How do you upvote your own posts? /s
ILoveSteam
You could favorite it.
beejep
I shall give you my upvote.
igetanxiouscomingupwithusernames
And my axe!
HandsomeSwede
*can-will, could-would
DukeDarkwood
Made me think "can, could, shall, should, will, would"... then had to finish: may, might, must, do, did, does. *flashbacks to grade school*
BillCosbysPharmacy
More like... HnH "Houses and Humans"
Heywutupbruh
This⬆️
celestedrake
Or Humans and Households: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGVC6-Bohqk
3vieTheEevee
There actually is a tabletop rpg where all of the characters are dogs, it's called Pugmire
warslinger
Nothing beats the Bird dating sim, though
SaltIsInYourEyesNow
Lmao
artimies7
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EverybodyLives
doot
InformalProof
My favorite thing is the dogs playing poker painting. Because what would a dog do if he won?
celestedrake
Have ALL the bacon.
ProfessorLeedle
This sounds great
wabitgirl
I roll for deathshake on your weinerdog ass.
GoCorral
Are you forgetting Dawg the RPG?
MelkiorWhiteblade
I had to look for this comment!
fleshcrafterAngel
...Unrelated: Given that name, Neuromancer reference?
3vieTheEevee
Nope, halo 3 achievement. Final achievement for that game
fleshcrafterAngel
Oh. Fair enough then.
3vieTheEevee
Necromancer is on my list though, don't worry
fleshcrafterAngel
Nice~ It's... A very, very, weird book. But good.
MrtheOffender
I actually backed that, Still waiting for my books, gonna be feckin great
ehhokay
Heckin*
Hyippy
fleshcrafterAngel
You also have Mouse Guard, for all your Redwall needs.
BoxesofFoxes
Mouse Guard is so much fun!
fleshcrafterAngel
Where'd you get it? I've never seen it at any of my game stores.
BoxesofFoxes
My friend has it, and I believe he backed the Kickstarter. Try RPG Drive Thru or Amazon?
fleshcrafterAngel
Fair enough. Will do if my cashflow ever stops being quite so literal.
GeneralAnubis
ahmagahd I didn't know this existed thank you. I frickin' love me some Redwall.
fleshcrafterAngel
Welcome! I mean, fair warning, I've never had a chance to play it so this is purely 'I have heard good things', but. Still.
MsNorrisTWagner
If you are looking for the RPG version, I highly suggest Mice and Mystics
fleshcrafterAngel
I'll give it a look, thanks! Not heard of that one.
AbhorrentCasserole
*gasp* .
fleshcrafterAngel
From what I've heard, it works well. Same system as Burning Wheel, IIRC? Or something close. Though I might be waaay off base there.
DeguRatface
Ah dammit... rolled a 1.
UmbralEntity
Well its not hard to see that character's dump stat.
thoraxe707
CutOffAllTies
That would make me drop it out of sheer terror
ElderKrysis
ForPizzaSake
LoveAtFirstAwkwardMoment
I needed that thank you
BatJuan
DarkMaster98
Fartgoblinzz
"Kill....meeeee"
DidSomeoneSayFree
Made my day
beebfever
When the comment is funnier than the post
Ireplietomyownpostsbecauseihavesplitpersonality
GoodieHoodie
peanut no :(
StunnedGoofy
wazero
Is that ronron? I miss that little fox
elppapple
Rolled an 8, huh?
StunnedGoofy
7,5
IHaveASolidSnake
OH DOG NO!
AriBerri55
"You failed to charm him so much so that the human is revolted and throws you against the wall, thinking you must be a demon rat."
taliesan
o_o Jesus christ is that a real dog?
Menkhu
CounterPuncher
What in the fresh literal FUCK is that?!
AlexPanciera
A very ugly dog, most likely bred specifically for the 'Ugliest Dog in the World' contest.
flassk
i know a few people that should enter.
SerDigbyChickenCeasar
Geeeet yer fresh literal fucks here folks, fresh literal fucks here.
RandAIFlagg
Ginger, I think my nemesis has corrupted even my beloved mother!
ETOVE
username checks out
DetectiveSherlockHolmes
FUCKING BURN IT
Alistairetheblu
...during character creation
Iamenvy
Nyxkerrigan
So that is a d12 that should of rolled a 10.
DukeDarkwood
No, there's a 10 printed on it already. It's replacing either the 5 or 9. I can't tell and won't assume the artist knows standard placement.
thegrammargestapo
Watch the roll carefully. The ten that you see becomes the upvote as it rolls. Its placement is accurate.
DukeDarkwood
Hunh. Watched it over and over to see if I missed any numbers, didn't catch that.
UmbralEntity
Should have, not should of
thegrammargestapo
Yes. Keep fighting the good fight.
Mulakulu
That would at least get him away
thefrug
I rolled a 2...
VindictiveRidge
Jesus Christ, it's the Toxic Avenger's dog!
Ryebread91
What the hell is that? http://www.chud.com/nextraimages/mar12snl4.JPG
Buckbeak1486
I'm fairly certain that you rolled a legendary -1...
VindictiveRidge
Isn't that where the d20 falls off the table, your DM's dog eats it, and you have to wait to retrieve it from a pile of dog shit?
Buckbeak1486
Sure.
Topnotchcrotch
Have ALL my upvotes! .... :(
Rhizon15
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ethelbrit
TheMightyMuchacho
I favorited this just for that comment
fenixking
Put that thing back where it came from or so help me????s
Urgalicity
No selfie's
TheLawlrus395
ieatCheezIts
Gets thrown in ground and dies
PluckedDuck
Techtronic
What the hell is that thing?!?
McBook
Wait until you see Sam
onecuntwolfpack
chupacabra
IdeaOfLove
Chupahuahua
JeSuisNarwalls
It's name is peanut
ThatOneTownie
The sad result of decades of inbreeding
nazelspray
SerDigbyChickenCeasar
I just made this my coworkers desktop background. And now, we wait...
dumbledorewhatanoldcoot
.
Bannaner5
Dot
RandAIFlagg
Keep us posted
DeguRatface
You monster.
Bloorigard2
.
furrydumpsterfire
.
Soulren
:
jokeyjokemaker
SerDigbyChickenCeasar
My Friends, I am afraid you will be disappointed. Her reaction was nothing more than: "Hey, come on, why'd you change it?" I was crushed.
lesbehonester
And?
SunlightSinger
The results might be post worthy?
misskittyamazing
Please tell me that thing is dead, because it looks like living would be incredibly painful if it were alive.
SuperNull
That "thing" hahahaha
5NoteHalf
It's a Chinese Crested and it's supposed to look like that. Some of them come out cute. Others..... yeah, not so much.
PikaChunin
Well, it's not that it's "supposed" to look like that. It's that they have a high rate of all kinds of conditions that pile up like that.
RandAIFlagg
My inner monologue every time I see a purse rat
SirWadeWilson
What is a purse rat?
Storyainthadnomoral
A dog which looks like a rat which you put in a bag which some people call a purse even though that's for money, OR SOMETHING. Idk. IDGAF?
SquidJesus
ydgaf
ChugMonkey2
Yeah, they goth im from a shelter He was abused for 6 years of his life and survived being lit on fire 3 times by his abusers. Poor doggo :(
misskittyamazing
Oh poor baby...
browsib
Looks like terrible taxidermy
PikaChunin
Nope. It's a Chinese Crested. They are adorable monstrosities. Google "ugliest dog". They're almost all Chinese Cresteds.
WeFoundSomethingBeneathTheIce
Yup, Chuck Testa.
PsychicOctopus
*i get that reference* captain america gif inserted here
motherfuckinghowl
Yeah uh it's "alive"
TheGaryBuseyOf4nal
More like "undead" technically.
misskittyamazing
That thing was a wolf before man got involved, and that's both awesome, terrifying, and sad.
McBook
Life, uh, finds a way
imheretoreadthefunnies
Well there it is
TheMineKeeper
http://imgur.com/RG0BS1U
Pickapair