simplestrick
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Sounds about right
meirl
Hungrypiemonger
#1 just don't put the sponges facing the other way,...unless you have a stone penis.
3nd3rwiggin
First one should have been a SOLO cup.
TheRealHelmsman
#35 Seiji Amasawa - "Whisper of the Heart"
RidillaKilla
I legit loled in public at Mega Man school shooter and the follow-the-directions guy at the beach. Good work.
BuryThemInCider
#18 Janice Griffith...TMYK
bobbynixon
Where’s canada???
. I hope you’re sorry
SinandLerd
Es ist Mittwoch, meine Kerle!
plebeiusmaximus
RIF Mittwochsfrosch
skyshadow
PippyStrelly
When you actually food have
skyshadow
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
jackdouglass
#30 sauce pls
ShamRockShake94
Angel Allwood
zagibu
Babushka Camp 12
Jeddaven
#2 I don't want Japan to get even more jingoistic, thanks. Fuck the Abe govt.
darkninja2992
#5 what about sleeping with your gardevior and salazzle?
stigmaoftherose
Gotta throw loppony in there somewhere
darkninja2992
I'd prefer to add in zoroark, goodra, nidoqueen, and lilligant
Ryanator50
what the fuck why are pokemon hot now????
darkninja2992
Wait, when were they not?
69janiax420
My tiny worm also haven't had sex in a long time. Not sure about the worm, but my family name definitely won't survive.
JonWallace1985
Black hole physicist: Once you go black you never go back. Hawking radiation: Hold my beer.
smurfdaddy
That's a thousand years of death not "kancho"
demonbarbarellaoffleetstreet
Also, that's in Korea.
TannerHastings
Thats not what fucking duck looks like
slydude71
You thought he had a mustache didn't you?
trogdorthburninator
I did! Upvote for you
TheAmericanYokai
Gradwin
Ryebread91
Yup
SomeCrazyNerd
Hory sheet!
YoungChuckNorris
Shit you caught me
Upvooote
Theactualvimple
Bunuslippur
Hold on
Ftaang
boxesoftacos
notashill
KeeleonOhms
ScottishPower
For #49 I already knew that
whosagoodboy92
he just wanted you to be sure
ScottishPower
Now you know that too
whosagoodboy92
Knowledge is power!
ScottishPower
That's why my username checks out kiddo. Stay safe on the imgur waves
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
Dang, that lack of cropping tho
youdontknowhowtoeatmuffjohnsnow
#1 does ion mean I don't?
DefyingLegions
Yep
a07joshuajj
.
simplestrick
https://instagram.com/p/BcvbuyOFy1H/
princeaizen
Oh no I looked at Henry Cavills ass guess im gay now
Pepperkeet
I love how the france is a chicken hahahaha
fannyflora
some new stuff for me. thanks!
Kamu
wait these are amazing wtf.
ThiccBoiMcCoy
What about "ight" and "mk" and "kk"?
YeOldeComrade
oke?
Camelspotting
Lawful evil: kkk
Grateful42
https://imgur.com/oaKHfVf
motittiesmoproblems
What about mmkay? I use that the most
cnutmuffin47
Same but with only one m. mkay.
Inmate45
Wow, I'm not the only one :)
lazygrinder
I'm a kk kinda guy...
Solomon031
lazygrinder
I thought that would go over everyone's head, good spot Jew name.
IllegalDuckling
I use "Alrighty" and "oki" a lot
Cupcakewarrior12
And mmmkay DOT DOT DOT
obsessivecrazycatlady
What about aaal'rightyy then?
MimirBlue
Those are NPC boss characters
DrkLng
But I use kk. And my auto correct just reminded me that I once used kkkkkkkkkkkkk.
GearIsWack
Ok..
GatoGateau
The omission of ‘kk’ especially disturbs me
dooremouse
What about the original, orl korrect?
HanktheHeliotropeShank
kk is pretty much the same as k, no?
GernotByWoodPC
Im far from evil and i use kk like all the time i think its alot lighter than k. So dunno mby chaotic good or smthn idk
LeSethX
No. And in our chat group, I set an auto reply for kk to respond with kek.
TheCreamster
Yeah what about “okiley dokiley artichokely”?
severethanks
.
genuinelybored
When I first met an old girl friend she said it was rude for me to use 'kk, ok, k' and to instead use 'okay'. My replie: "kk"
genuinelybored
2/ I started saying Okay after we started having sex. The things some men do...
Wynterwitch
What about, kay
IStillGiveOutDickPics
or 'kay'?
thefuckwouldiwantacaravanthatsgotnofuckinwheels
Or the true chaotic evil k...
Smittywerbenjagermenjenson
What about AAAAALLLLL RIGHTY THEN?
BEEZEBEORA
This might be me not understanding english as well, but what is the duckduckgo one about? I dont get it at all ><
skeletorsmiles
It is in reference to the novel 1984, where the government (big brother) controls all the people by spying on them constantly.
skeletorsmiles
The joke is that Google is selling your info to the government.
Ivanaski
Great now I'm gay
defeatedsandwich
I read the instructions but looked right at his ass first, am I gay?
rockfireman
I was already gay when I looked, am I double gay now?
MexicanCatFur
Double rainbow all the way across the sky!
simplestrick
1gayx1gay=1gay
IllegalDuckling
It cancels eachother out. You are now straight.
AliBarber
Literally screenshot another person's post. This is next level retarded reposting
LeSethX
I like to think that the screenshot is trolling us, like that 1 image of 50 toolbars
MartianMagazine
this is the quality I've come to expect from imgur
IllegalDuckling
I always wondered why there are so many people just lazily screenshotting and saving pics without just tapping once more on the crop tool..
KoolStoryBrah
I know this is a 3 yr old comment. But after they screenshot the post, they also screenshot the screenshot in their photos app. Awful x2
simplestrick
So you really think I came up with all of this..?? It’s a dump
AliBarber
Anyway, I've looked up that user and given them the upvote they deserve for their post
SnackMasterRanger
You could have at least tapped the image and downloaded it or favorited it
AliBarber
Not the point. You could easily have cropped it to remove the superfluous stuff.
simplestrick
I did it to 49 others Missed one my bad dude sorry to let you down
Ivegotathingforflowers
I don’t get that one.. could someone explain?
LebronzeFlames
'Google is so 1984' has a double meaning as in google is outdated and also in reference to the George Orwell novel 1984.
NachosFlandersStyle
I could, easily, but am curious to see how someone else would.
SuddenlySeymour
does "1984" ring a bell? name of a famous book about state surveillance.
ruferto
is this what has you mad in life? your life must be excellent
mostlytigerproof
I'm more surprised. Imagine how much easier their life would be if they knew how to operate a browser instead of haphazardly mashing buttons
AliBarber
Mad? This makes me laugh.
simplestrick
That’s the point
AliBarber
Not the dump, the stupidity
simplestrick
5” is the average and if it’s smaller don’t worry you can still use your mouth. Now get out there and enjoy life.
amp99
#1 I'm tempted to give this a shot.
puneaterpun
You can find a tutorial how to make it on pornhub, along with some demonstration. All of it made by that pornhub lady.
Maximumerhamster
I Did it a few years ago and it works like a charm. Lotion is nice, lube is better (but messy).
ifuckdragons
Thanks for the details
Maximumerhamster
I'm not sure how much my experience helps for an individual who has intercourse with mythical creatures but you're welcome none the less.
amp99
Maybe he's been burned before and appreciates all the details he can get :)
mikoroshi
Works ok. Or so I've heard. Buy a fleshlight.
amp99
I've got a Fleshlight, a Tenga and a couple of others, but I'm still just curious about how it would be.
The701
Prove your mettle: No rubber glove, and dark green side inward.
amp99
BillShatner2
I already have all of those materials at home
strideo
But your hand is with you wherever you go. (unless you don't have hands in which case I'm sorry)
IllegalDuckling
But their hands would still always be there, with them. In spirit.
ruferto
let us know
stalledmoon2390
It gets the job done
DingoMatt
If by "give it a 'shot' you mean in a shot glass, you might fit.
notashill
Shit talk fail. Too long
amp99
It definitely is too long for a shot glass, let me assure you.
amp99
Your GF didn't seem to mind last night
IllegalDuckling
Your mother sure didn't.
KhajiitIsPleased
I don't care what anyone else thinks that's fucking brilliant
amp99
Yeah, I upvoted it too. Sad to see it getting buried :(
whosagoodboy92
don't forget you have to fasten the other end of the glove like a screw and a nut on the other side, other wise the glove will slip oud mid
whosagoodboy92
fap oh and duct tape the glove in place as well
IllegalDuckling
nut
DukeDarkwood
A screw and a nut. Got it.
ericbres1337
Well done, couple good chuckles ... now, who’s the girl in the black dress. For research or whatever.
Nixzilla
Alanah Rae
astromoondoggie
DownvotesAreFun
Dammit you beat me to it .... I meant I beat it. Whatever.
darkraix
#30
ericbres1337
Yes this ...
ShamRockShake94
Angel Allwood
stalledmoon2390
[DOT]
VelociTrapLord
HarryBlackstoneCopperfieldDresdenIsMyPatronus
+1, my dude. And YOINK!
WoeToHice