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http://imgur.com/gallery/HnbgLSy
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Apr 6, 2020 1:23 AM
WrongDonkey
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http://imgur.com/gallery/HnbgLSy
http://imgur.com/gallery/PnfdBNc
http://imgur.com/gallery/jWV94lT
halfwindsor
#17 is from Viz
jethroismaxbaer5772
brb, need to bolt food
curlysam679
last one is fake olde-timey. i remember seeing it 10 years ago.
DaisyfromDownunder
Dad can't remember how many he slotted.
Couchwarrior1337
I genuinely can't tell which of these are fake anymore.
SuperTacticalSandwich
So may of these products are not endorsed by your local pastor.
secondtalon
#9 - Oh, sweet, turns out it's not that I like cooler temperatures, I've just been on amphetamines my entire life.
kr5ch
WonderfunkJones
I'm conflicted which of these are real and which aren't.
thereitis101
That sea monkeys ad was in every comic book from the 80’s.
Bystandr
jimbox114
Parents with kids could use that tonic wine.
IMissZach
I actually had that guillotine toy as a kid. Loved it.
TheElicitor
#21 ah yes, at home melanoma machine!
DaphnePethig
I soooo wanted those sea monkeys when I was a kid
Jaysus41
#24 Magic huh? Wingardium Mesothelioma!
Canadianidiot86
#11 to be fair I'd be taken aback too if my fridge sprouted a fully operational flak turret, with gunner
MultiplePersonalitiesProfile
“Sanitized Tape Worms”? Really?
OneArmedTRex
Why, I'm affraid I'm out of Cocaine Candies, Ms. May I offer you an Old Dick instead?
imwithpluto
Is glue sniffing really the only drug they could pin red eyes on?!
SalmySwims
The weed one is 1000% fake
BeanMugged
It's definitely _worth_ it
crann
#6 My aunt wouldn't let my cousins have GI Joe's or Ninja Turtles because they promoted violence, but boy did they have a LOT of toy guns
Nightira
#15 Will give me nightmares
TongueTiedLabourerfromtheLandoftheLittlePeople
Someone got their cousin to do the art.
GodDamLochNessMonster
totally reminds one of They Live
comicsmakemehappierthanmostpeopledo
Eat your cornflakes or I eat your skin.
Jaysus41
#3 For a moment, I wondered why they would put a bear with a giant erection on an advert
Alfadorfox
They knew what they were doing.
BootsNCatsNBootsNCatsN
Ahhhh! help! I don't know if I'm bolting my food or not?!?
AnythingMuchShorter
Yeah I was wondering about that one. Does it mean to eat fast?
poscduke
As in eat quickly
BootsNCatsNBootsNCatsN
Ahh.. oh yeah, I bolt the shit out of it
Clelyn
Easy way to find out... are you dead?
BootsNCatsNBootsNCatsN
Not unless they forgot to tell me
buzkilljoy
They need to bring back cocaine candy
kratlusker96
Well as long as we can still use LSD in the coffee
blarglebrle
Caffeine gum is real. Military energy gum is so strong and works when coffee does nothing.
Alfadorfox
I'll have some in hemlock flavor.
Mirage009
I'm not worried about the cocaine, those flavors sounds disgusting af. Mushroom?!
whatisthisimgurforants
Horehound?
pancakesplz
its minty. Good for sore throats and such.
naytorin
I know people who would totally buy that dirt.
Sh4dowWalker96
I would.
ZOMGNO
I would.
awakeasleep
I would
Soldon
You want vampires, cause that's how you get vampires...
admeaz0123
I have...
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
I would.
ebits
Losing weight with sanitized Tape Worms...
SwedeOnAnIsland
If it works it works
Dogswitheyebrows
I actually have this ad framed in my bathroom. I got it from the Museum of Questionable Medical Devices.
ghostraper
You can't argue with results
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
...then gaining it again with ionized yeast.
Lulabel73
Oh gee I’m old enough to remember the sea monkeys add.
Fezdani
Same.
comicsmakemehappierthanmostpeopledo
As a comic book collector, those ads were everywhere in the old books
Lulabel73
That’s where I remember them from.
SherMattLockSmith
#15 Kellogs was originally produced as a product to stop masturbation.
comicsmakemehappierthanmostpeopledo
Jokes on him, I masturbate with a fistful of cornflakes every morning.
johnwohl
it doesn't work
Lashiel87
It was produces by the Kellogg's, who ran a "health retreat" type of business when they left corn paste out... Soooo... Kinda
dudekazoo
I jerk off right into my cornflakes, just to spite him.
Fezdani
You frosted the flakes.
SherMattLockSmith
MMMmmmmm...... Spunky
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
Jesus Christ. At least show some decency and take Frosties...
Beardedgeek72
I can't wrap my mind around how he thought mushed, dried corn would somehow have the properties to stop the desire to masturbate.
SherMattLockSmith
He believed that spice and strong taste woke the inner desires so bland food would quell the demons/
Beardedgeek72
Well he WAS a nutter. Pun very much intended.
ThatWhichStaresBack
Wasn't everyone back then?