Bring the flashlight on your date...

Mar 6, 2026 12:20 AM

perfecLifter

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What I see:

Candling eggs involves shining a bright light, typically from a specialized candler or flashlight, through the shell in a dark room to observe embryonic development, detect fertility, or identify defects without cracking them open. Essential on days 7, 14, and 18, it allows you to spot spiders-like blood vessels, the developing embryo, and the air cell.

I like learning something new every day 😁

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

r/glowtits

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Okay, for science we need to see the difference between real and fake

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Light slows and refracts/defracts when it changes mediums. The implant is one continuous material (more or less) whereas the human body is a whole mess of overlapping systems and tissues. The glands and stuff would probably not permit the light through with their generous blood supply, lymphatic drainage and w/e else. The implant has none of this and sits behind the mass of tissues. Would it be the same if she shined the light into the nipple? I think we would have less glow in that case

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Can absolutely verify, I heard this on a radio talk show back in I think like 2012 or 13, and my best friend have to be dating a girl with implants at the time, so after a few drinks we went and got the brightest LED flashlight we can find which was new at the time because LEDs were just becoming widely popular and bingo!

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I candle eggs a few times a year, and it is NEVER that obvious.I have no idea what they got under there

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Its very late stage. The chicks are almost fully formed so that would explain the dark ones. Also i dont see a rotation mechanism so must be near hatching time. Day 1 to 18 you need to roll them, but stop after day 18. Commercial guys wont be candling say 7 day old eggs, a mistake means lost income, and either way its wasted labour because you wont add a new 1 day old egg to a tray with 7 day olds just to fill in a gap. Leave it till day 18 and put only the viable in the hatchery

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 tiktok is exclusively for idiots.

1 month ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 9

yep if i see the logo im instantly skeptical of any and all content present in the video and without source links provided in the post of said video. i will consider it fake, ai deepfake or just normal misinformation and delusional nonsensical ramblings

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This is not exactly what I imagined when she said glow in the dark. I was imagining bright green glowing honkers after a day in the sun, like the dial of a watch, and I thought surely someone would have noticed that before now.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought it said Bring the fleshlight on your date

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Whatever tickle your pickle, I s'ppose

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1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

If they're fake then she chose her plastic surgeon wisely. If they're real she won the genetic lottery. Either way, 10/10 would motorboat.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 5

shine it into your mouth to discover fake cheeks

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bring the fleshlight on my date. That way if things go wrong I still have a good time.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I have a guess why your dates go ‘wrong’.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Less "glowing in the dark" and more "being permeable to light," (just like all skin is) but sure, ok

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#1 that isn't glow in the dark.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Mimicking light's ability to penetrate into the skin and bounce back out is crucial for creating not only CGI humans, but realistic fake humans (think realistic prosthetics, human bots / dolls, mannequins, wax replicas etc - most still look plastic despite being colored and textured very well.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Some materials replicate the effect better than others - IE wax vs silicone vs plastic ). The effect is called sub surface scattering. Google "subsurface scattering in human skin" to see some neat examples and an explanation of how it works.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fake or real boobs are good

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need to see a control data point before I give this any credence.

1 month ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 4

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Is there a way to add more light to a dark video? Like the enhance they do in the movies

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1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I also learned this is how doctors can tell testicular tumor from a spermatocele, the lesser evil glows like that.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fake or real, who gives a shit. Boobs are good.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Now I gotta go try the boob glow

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You should see what it looks like to put a flashlight on my dick

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 Wanna know more? Look up Naomi Wu/Sexy Cyborg.

1 month ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 2

she seems to have stopped posting anything 2 years ago...

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Bummer

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

I miss her. I hope she and her roommate are doing well.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes! That's exactly it. It's not glowing in the dark.

1 month ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 4

Let's not focus on semantics.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 22

Never done egg candling? It's kinda nifty, glow in the dark it is not.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

Never have I ever. I'm a city dweller, eggs come already precandled ;-) And in the topic of glowing - we say moonlight when in fact it is reflected sunlight. We say Earth is round, but the precise term is 'spheroidal.' She said the fake tits are glowing; let's not split hairs.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

... and yet you posted this comparison as if A reminds you of B without ever candling an egg?

Possibly, had you ever candled an egg you'd know not to try and describe it as glow in the dark. Maybe only us egg candlers know the importance of specifically describing what we're looking for.

Or, or, or, use whatever descriptor you want, I'll continue using mine. Thanks.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I think his main point is let’s not argue, let’s just enjoy some nice titties together.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

And now, another fun NSFW tip for the crowd.

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

this is the kind of video that makes me think it only works if you're a Virgo or something

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Now we can all be glowing blue or purple titted pelicans, swallowing fish whole down our gulls by the sea shore like I dreamed of as a young girl!!!

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Livin' the dream.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Beak yeah.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

But what if the implant is filled with tuna fish or nickels, or pudding? What happens then?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Hey, Sawtooth, you ok pal?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fine. Why?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Good. Good. Just checking bc that was some unhinged commenting. Lmao.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It’s a quote from the movie Anchorman. You think I came up with that myself? C’mon dude.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ohhhhh. My bad. I saw part of that movie forever ago and don’t catch a lot of those references. Lol

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Your boobs don't need to be fake for this to work. Natural boobs look different than fake ones, but they both light up in the same way.

If you have a bright flashlight and some boobs available, go ahead and try this out for yourself.

1 month ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

You can also do the same thing with a flashlight and your hand :P

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It does, indeed, work.

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1 month ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 1

she seems to have stopped posting anything 2 years ago

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

this is hilarious!

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How... how do you change the batteries?

1 month ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 1

It's a kinetic system, like in some watches

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't need to. There's a small fission reactor in each implant.

1 month ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

You have to put them on a charging pad. Which is on my face.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

The actual build you see is Naomi Wu, much of the rest is probably spoofed. The way hers works, the battery and light source are on a belt, with fiberoptics to deliver the light up to a suitable under-boob spot. Even with LEDs, putting the light source directly against the skin would create too much heat, you need a TON of light to make it still visible outside the dark.

1 month ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

here's the whole build and details: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a929IRtg4YU

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Deeply confused as to why you were downvoted. I also want to know this

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I'm baffled, too.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you don't get at least one unnecessary downvote, are you even on imgur?

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

#1 I get the same effect when I put a flashlight against my palm, or leg, or arm, against my cheeks, or any fleshy part of the body. Could this be because the skin is thinner there and boobs are not "dense"?

1 month ago | Likes 193 Dislikes 5

Others have answered pretty well but yes, light can permeate flesh but it's limited. There's too much in breasts to typically allow light to get very far but implants are transparent bags of clear liquid so almost all of the light that makes it through the first layer of skin will make it through the implant. The that goes through the implant and hits the inside of the skin will permeate. Blood vessels are more opaque which is why they cast shadows.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Boobs are actually pretty dense, relatively.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Incidentally, I once saw a video of a woman putting a very brightly lit up dildo down her throat and the light pattern it made was fascinating. You could see light very clearly out the sides but not as much in the front (blocked by trachea) with an even darker spot where the larynx blocked it.
Why was I looking for that? Um, for purely non-pervy research reasons. In fact I was using it as an art reference but the non-pervy bit was absolutely a lie.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Brave of you to admit you're a robot, clanker.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 46

I still can’t get over the term ‘clanker’. I think people like to say it with some stank on it because they can’t say the n-word in public. I don’t think that makes those people racist. I think they think it’s fun to use forbidden terms. Like shit bitch clown fuck.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 29

Agreed

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 4

Its a Star Wars reference you monster idiot. Its what the Clones called Separatist battle droids.

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That doesn't make sense, it's a slur for robots

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1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 4

What about balls?

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

Sack will, balls won’t.
Same with penis. Needs serious lighting to glow, or needs serious light shoved down the urethra. Tissue is a lot thicker.
I know this, so now you must too.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you put balls against any fleshy part of the body, better make sure you got consent first.

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

you should definitely test it and report back. I'm sure you can find a pair of willing balls.

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Reported

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay, so, challenge accepted and tested. They do, in fact, shine through with th exception of a silhouette of the testies within the satchel. Made me chuckle

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't think balls would shine through boobs, fake or real, but go ahead and test - with consrnt, of course.

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

As a professional ball-haver for over 40 years, I am confident in saying that balls don't shine through anything, mostly due to not being themselves bioluminescent.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ok, I checked on myself.

With my phone flashlight right up against my boob the glow effect only had a radius of about 1-2 inches (depending how you define the edge).
Of course it's possible her light was brighter than my phone's, but I can't imagine it's more than double, so my official guess would be: Natural boobs would not have glowed that much

1 month ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

Those headlamps are pretty bright. I have a similar one. They're MUCH brighter than a phone flashlight.

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1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Same, for me it only glowed slightly, right where the flashlight shone. All I accomplished was getting boob on my phone. Lol

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Did all of us ladies just turn our phone flashlights on and shove them into our boobs just to see?

1 month ago | Likes 32 Dislikes 0

And now there's guys feeling like we missed a show around the world we were not invited to.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not me; not yet. But I have size AA natural breasts and will be trying this tomorrow just for fun.

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 1

In case you missed it on the front page:
/gallery/thigh-high-thursday-nJ1ZX8u

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If the implant is on top of the muscle instead of under it, the amount of flesh between the skin and the implant is quite small, so light passes through easily into the implant. Once in there it bounces around the almost-transparent diffuse material and radiates back out. Actual beast tissue would block more light as it passes through, so the illumination depth would be far more minimal.

1 month ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

So, what I'm getting is 'do not get implants made of beast tissue'. (If you want glowy boobs.)

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Beast tissue just gives you blue fur usually.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That works!

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And the implant itself is translucent.

1 month ago | Likes 112 Dislikes 3

But it happens for completely natural body parts as well.

1 month ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

We might need to see a side by side comparison of breasts with implants versus similar size breasts without them, and identical flashlights. That would show whether this claim actually holds up.

1 month ago | Likes 66 Dislikes 2

Have done this IRL and can confirm implants let through a bunch more light than natural, it's not even close.

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We also are going to need a statistically significant sample size.

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I also feel the scientific method is the best course here...

1 month ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 0

For SCIENCE, 1 3rd party person should be administering the test.
To avoid contaminating the results。。。

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