Cookie need bath

Oct 16, 2019 5:43 PM

noevels

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Cookie need bath

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD MORNING AROUND WORLD ARMY MEDIA

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's a biscuit, you fucking heathen.

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I really liked this

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

A "Rich Tea Biscuit", personally I prefer chocolate Digestive biscuits with fresh full fat milk.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

When you dip it in and it breaks off

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Obviously fake. None just dips one Rich Tea. The law states it’s two, with three being the fat mans choice of biscuit dipping.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is why you need a spoon!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s just taking the biscuit!

6 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

The aftermath of dunking cookies/biscuits into your beverage is always something texturally like curdled milk. +1 for cuteness & creativity

6 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 5

dont be so smug cookie face, this is why i have a spoon at the ready

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Muuuuuum, me biscuits fallen in me breeew

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pro tip: Oreos dipped in hot coffee taste fucking amazing

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Why is the cookie so pleased? Didn’t it lose half its brain?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

It’s a biscuit

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Fucking cunts downvoting me, get fucked

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Fuckin' 'Rich Tea', every time.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wouldnt the cookie dissolve? Isnt that death? Is... he suicidal? wishing for the sweet release of death ever since the machine harvested

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

the young grain from his family, grounded him up in what is no less then torture and mixed with chemical before being burned

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

alive... Then, as final insult almost taken from the what is effectively an acid bath.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Smug bastard has no idea id totally reach my grubby little dick beaters into that cup, and scoop him out.

6 years ago | Likes 456 Dislikes 1

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I love you for this.

6 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I mean, that's what spoons are for

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*dick skinners*

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

The hero we all deserve.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Upvote for dick beaters

6 years ago | Likes 117 Dislikes 1

My name is Richard B. Terse.

6 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

That's a Rich Tea Biscuit, not a cookie.

6 years ago | Likes 348 Dislikes 18

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks like a Maria to me.

6 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Yeah very similar to Maria biscuits. I always by them when I'm in the canaries.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Britt detected! (But Rich Tea Biscuits are awesome)

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Cracker!

6 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 10

I'd call that a cracker

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 6

A biscuit is one of those small pieces of bread they give you at restaurants

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

How did he make his money?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

By selling tea obviously

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yep. And they're shit

6 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 16

American here, Have you tried... Dipping them in your tea? Cuz that's literally the only thing theyre meant for.

6 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

English man here...yes they are shite. Try a custard cream or digestive

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

They are made for dunking into tea, if you're not doing that then it's user error

6 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 1

Yep. And they're shit

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

Rich tea are wank

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 3

Cookie

6 years ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 54

Biscuit

6 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 12

C O O K I E

6 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 43

This isn't simply a matter of regional variation, by the way. Cookies and biscuits are distinctly different things, and Rich Teas are 1/

6 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

definitely biscuits. 2/2

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

B I S C U I T

6 years ago | Likes 63 Dislikes 11

His name isn’t Biscuit Monster.

6 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 11

B I S C O O K I T

6 years ago | Likes 26 Dislikes 2

Looks like the votes are in, folks. Just call it what it is. Trying to compare those to American style cookies is stupid anyway. It's not

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

One of the best biscuits for Tea dunking too! I’m more of a Rich Tea man than a Digestive!

6 years ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 1

The worst of the worst, Botha as a biscuit and as a dunking implement

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Digestive is gross. Definitely not good dunkers.

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

They taste good dipped in tea, but you have to be quick! Digestives are better with cheese

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I believe you meant to type Malted Milk?

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a Norwegian/Swede trying to relate, is Rich Tea biscuits sorta the same as Marie biscuits? Cause then you are wrong

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Digistive for tea and Marie for squash(?) drinks

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You are wrong but I respect you anyway. Hobnobs or ginger nuts are the best dunkers

6 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Hobnobs are THE worst... they disintegrate at the slightest touch of liquid. Delicious but terrible dunkers...

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I love a good Hob Nob but it’s not a Tea biscuit, it’s a snack biscuit.

6 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Hear me out..... Hobnobs, butter and blue cheese

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You're fully right on this, could I suggest however, the undervalued malted milk

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ooh, I’ve not had a malted milk in ages! I do remember them being good dunkers...

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What the fuck does that mean. Is that British talk or am I just out of the loop?

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 2

Rich Teas and Digestives are both types of biscuits, and he is expressing his preference of the Rich Tea.

6 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Ah, I see thank you for the information my British brother.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Indeed one is speaking in the British tongue. A Rich Tea is your typical sweet biscuit enjoyed with tea whilst the other is OK-ish.

6 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 4

Thank you also for the information my British brother.

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Rich tea are wank. Give me a choccy hobnob any day

6 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'll give you a choccy hobnob

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

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