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Apr 26, 2015 12:11 PM
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yevsky
hey, I'm a boy with eyes!
PossiblyAGriffin
Stupid social media is quickly becoming my new favourite thing
mrcuriouscat
#8 could be reasonable. There have been some malpractices with some ovarian surgeries where the doctor will plant (1/2)
mrcuriouscat
a random women's egg into another women's ovaries. Meaning the woman can birth a baby that is not hers. There's also a Law & Order epi on it
admiralawesome4213
"Men with eyes<3333" http://tvdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/ginevra17.gif
fishwrecker
Read some of these aloud to my parents. We laughed like we haven't laughed together in ages. Thanks, OP.
blazerod
Am glad I could make you all smile
TheBigGay
Inside... INSIDE? SIR, YOU HAVE A FUNDAMENTAL MISUNDERSTANDING OF HOW DOCKING WORKS!
sockfoot
"Scientists discovered that Pluto don't exist"
MMAgCh
Even Neil deGrasse Tyson wouldn't go that far.
33WhiskeyTX
Some of these are jokes.
chrisjfinlay
Most*
miesty
So you would think.
Salzab
We hope
ivegottwolegs
That's what I think too but then I remember that someone asked me if it's real lava that is in my lava lamp.
Elphames
A 22 year old came to me amazed because she'd just found out skulls are made of bone.
ElementOfConfusion
MOST of these are jokes. Why the hell are people acting so condescending here?
LostInImgur
Maybe THOSE people are joking.
Muchadoaboutnothing
That's what I think every time I see one of these posts, I am certain some of these are going to be trolls or jokes.
fuhsmc
My brain cells are crying after reading that.
GlenL
If we want to nitpick, EM interference from a fan could disrupt a wireless signal.
purpletoaster1
You know a real idiot posts the same picture twice in an album. Can't get much worse than that. *sighs*
moldboy
I'm actually pretty sure the Sun is a Miasma of Incandescent Plasma
thunderjolt
Obviously, the water in the south pole freezes to the bottom of the earth; thus it does not fall off!
RobertsYourFathersBrother
The women who cooked her dead pet
Samwabam
I kept thinking, oh that's the worst one and then I got to the next one and said no that's the worst one...good lord.
subes
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Jordan300
how? srsly
crouchingtigerhiddenmarkov
how?
nodthenbow
like this ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้༼◉Д◉༽ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้
zapatojardin
ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้༼◉Д◉༽ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้
nodthenbow
ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้༼◉Д◉༽ด็็็็็้้้้้็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้็็็็็้้้้้
nodthenbow
It's just a way to write upwards and not left to right.
ShoopDeDoop
I hate when someone says "your retarded," because even if you explain to them why that's contradictory, they're still not going to get it.
DahistoriusLamystoriousThe7th
#12 twins take 10 months, it is called multi-threading... takes one month to spin up the threads and join them back once they are done. jeez
SomebodyCallKennyLoggins
A couple of these made me outhale forcefully thru my nose
ProtoBello
Did OP repost in his own post?
blazerod
Yes
VenserArtifice
Thats a bold strategy, almost as bold as admitting I don't know how to link a gif in the comments. Have an upvote.
catromance
Whenever someone says Google isn't helping I don't believe them. Google will answer any dumb ass question.
Phoenix734
Some people are actually too dumb to know how to ask google a proper question.
UndercoverDumbledore
I couldn't remember what Dumbledore's patronus was or that it was called a patronus, typing in "Dumbledore's glowy thing" didn't help!
catromance
I googled "dumbledore protect spell creature" and got "Patronus Charm" Haha. Gotta get a little more creative!
alugastiz
I just checked, cause I'm fun like that. Second result is his wiki entry, where patronus is listed in the right sidebar.
UndercoverDumbledore
Well when I did it I got a whole list of pointless things. I was at work and our main browser is bing so that could have been to blame.
TimothyTRiG
Since when was Bing a browser?
UndercoverDumbledore
Search engine, even. Clearly I do not work in IT!
Threns
You dig deep enough into a subculture and they'll start throwing terms up that Google won't realize without a lot of context you don't have
catromance
Alright that's fair. Relating to the post though, I'm sure the OP could have googled why water doesn't fall off the earth, haha.
Threns
I dunno, sometimes you ask a stupid enough question that google can't have context. I mean, she's divorced earth from the concept of gravity
catromance
Well, I mean, the answer to her question would be gravity, right? So rather than divorcing the concept, she just plain forgot it.
Threns
Well I think its more her idea of gravity it 'things go down' South pole is 'down' to her since she's an American, so water should fall off
Threns
It hurts, but I understand her perspective, even if I'd only use it for surrealism and cartoon logic :P
RatalieArcadia
#10 is obviously a joke
GirlX
And the last one.
SoupytheDolphin
I don't know, I've learned to never underestimate a person's stupidity.
youhavemail
Oh god I hope
SoberSamuel
people can be that stupid. I know that much
byrneskie
Everything's a joke if you make it one.
ChrisPrattsTinyNipples
TopsunPB
I think his sarcasm is abuvious, and hard to understand sarcasm is not advanced sarcasm.
beejabah
Or is his stupidity so obvious that we believe it's extreme sarcasm?
chronicdiarrhea
is it though...
chrisjfinlay
They're pretty much all jokes
YouGottaBeClittingMe
I hope so. :\
OktoberSunset
I'd like that to be true, but I think about half are probably real.
YourWaifuIsTrash
#1 #6 #7 #9 #10 #15 are all almost certainly jokes. Some of the others (like #5) could easily be real though.
Chistoid
I've known dumber, so I'm positive AT LEAST half are real.
tuxedobob
I feel like #1 is also.
YourWaifuIsTrash
I'm pretty sure it's referencing one of Dwight's lines from The Office.
BatteryLife
I like to think they're jokes, but then I remember.... People
tzxAzrael
i would really love to believe these are all jokes... but unfortunately, i know better.
unknownuser0
She asks this question, and we all laugh, then some of us remember that docking is a thing.
tuxedobob
I'm... going to assume you're not talking about boats or laptops...
Rahey94
Honestly I feel like most of these are jokes.
FussyGamerTV
C:Documents and settings/Dan/My Documents/My Pictures/2x18x12/2x18x12 023aa.jpg
nuffsaid1
I know its a pic of your dick you wont fool me
nirduwelle
50 States ? Every Obama voter knows there's 57 !
aFadingMemory
Elaborate please?
nirduwelle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-HqHSkYG-Y
nirduwelle
Google "Obama thinks there's 57 states"
farwall
Posts like this just make me angry and depressed. I understand that stupid people exist, but why are they all so confident and agressive.
OnyZ
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
farwall
I once went to a comedy show named after that. Imagine how terrible that was.
QueenMeveofLyria
it's a side effect of stupid?
smaug777000
If the sun is a star then why can't we see it at night?
Akxvc
Hahaha good one
georgiajorja
genuinely thought that was a good point for a few seconds
AlexandraRoseofSharon
I'm with the last person, boys are better when they have eyes.
ruinedeye
I find this offensive.
jimwormmaster
http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/agentsofshield/images/8/87/Melinda_6.jpg Gordon is sad now.
ShowMeYourPenisOrTitsOrWhateverAnyNudeWillDoImNotPicky
There it is.
Kiriain
I too enjoy boys with eyes. I also enjoy girls with eyes.
jimcake
http://31.media.tumblr.com/5225697bd999ee408069f2b9624008d4/tumblr_mgha2l6VNF1rxam8fo4_500.gif
MMAgCh
Speaking as a boy with eyes, albeit fairly mediocre ones, I too think they're rather neat.
Aamu
<3<3
Korpseio
I can see why you'd think that
zackofspades
Matt Murdock still slays.
philcollinsdrumbreakdown
He has eyes...
thatkidiscrazy104
She didn't say their eyes had to work...
blazerod
Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forget to mention morons.
ISuckAtComingUpWithUsernames
+2 just for this (The post and this comment)
zacletus
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.” - Einstein, so not all of them forgot.
Tothebadcommentsection
You're an uncle aren't you?
eatpiewithface
wise words from Mr. Fartsalot
vampirehedgehog
Electricity works based on electrons. Morality works based on morons.
msvulcanears
The didn't forget, the morons announce themselves.
longlivecats
gold.
theoriginalspaceballer
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gnomesain
You doubled up on one of the posts, Mr. Kettle.
CharmingAndSexyGentlemanStarshipCaptain
Nah, they are just so dense scientists thought they are just rock. Thus the saying "As dumb as a rock" came from.
Nobody7713
That was some prime double-dipping bro. +1 to you sir.
TheChosenAsiangirl
Need to remember this for the future
ayegill
Galactasaur
muons is close
itsgottabethehaircotton
was this paper "published" where this guy said if there was anti-matter and matter, then there must be "unmatter," he made up that logic too
csmskiracer
This should have been your title
BoomBoomParrot
But then he wouldn't get those sweet fake internet points.
DoctorJungyBrongen
yeah, but they wanted to double dip.
apologeticmoose
It took longer than I care to admit to realise outhale wasn't a word.
IMadeThisOnlySoICouldUpvote
It technically IS a word, just it's nonstandard.
whydoesitalwayshavetobeme
I'm relieved I'm not the only one.
FelisaeNoctis
After reading that I seriously thought I was going insane, I could not think of the right word!
enicchi
To be fair, it may just be a bilingual mistake :) As example, the prefix thingies are indeed "in-" & "out-" in German.
violetpolkadots
We say in- and out- in English too, just not in this case. It's an easy mistake, but native speakers should know "exhale".
missmarshy
I think the worst I've heard in person was from a young gay guy who thought women had three holes down there.
TimothyTRiG
Most gay porn sites have annoying ads for straight porn in the sidebar.
TrijezniMujo
Uh... is that counting the rectum or without?
accipiter
Well technically, we do have three holes - urethra, vagina and anus. Obviously the urethra isn't used as a sex orifice, though.
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accipiter
I also had to explain to a male friend that women don't pee out of the vagina. He was baffled how we could pee with a tampon in :|