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Feb 5, 2017 8:11 PM
HamSplat
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SteveHarringtonBabysittingServices
Mannnn I posted something like this a few hours ago and was downvoted into oblivion. Whyyyy. Whyyyyy Imgur.
CISMaleScumLord
Oh man! I thought I was special.
BiteyMcNomNoms
got the same message this morning...
EmiSophi
I did not even know this was a thing on imgur... Until I recived the same message.
Tihadaru
i just told these twats im waiting for marriage
Cortezdelanoche
I'm not getting invited to any sex parties...No-bot-y loves me...
ArchibaldFooster
TiaMoon
My heart is broken. I thought it was meant just for me!
yeahsotheresthat
I thought I had gotten a new friend until i opened the message. fck that shit
Mollicule
I literally just got one right before I saw this post
purebalkanboy
I'm kinda old to Imgur and this was my first PM too...
ErikaLight
I had the same message too.
Kake8282
This has happened to me for DAYS IN A ROW now, jeezus
SillySnowFox
But what about the guys who want sex in my area?
ChrisTallant
I sent mine to Microsoft Helpdesk in Mumbai for SQL level 3 support.
MyPresenceIsThin
I got one too.
wheresmyspatula
Omg. I got the same msg too.
DoorToDoorWikipediaSalesman
@sarah plz
itsAone
she's too busy now. She got the message too
Vicksoarin
So is she going to the sex weekend or not?
voltlunok
Turns out @sarah has been behind the whole thing the entire time!
TwistedAttitudes
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
TheGuyWhoBeatsHisMeat
himynameisRi
YOU TOO?! I was so excited to have my first message. Disappointed.
djknetic
It is kind of comforting knowing I was not the only one this happened to.
BiliboyJenkins
I got two! Both were same spam :(
TheMayorOfTittyCity
Wait a second. Does these mean that my new girlfriend sent this message to 2 people?!?!
kanihaznaiph
@cuihighnoca21 YOU CHEATING BASTARD!!!
Synesthetician
I got one of these recently. I'm a straight girl. It did not entice me, unfortunately. If I wanna see lady bits I can just look down.
djknetic
Do you look at your lady bits in Braille? Because that is kinda hot.
Synesthetician
Dude hahaha that's a weird image
Synesthetician
Dude hahaha that's a weird image
Herperchick
As a female on here, I can't relate. Shockingly been one of the few places I haven't been harassed the instant my gender is known.
Herperchick
I should add this is said in the form of "way to go imgur" haha, not missing it at all ;)
HamSplat
Whoa, front page! And on my first post! PM me some cute animals (bunnies are bonus points)!
MFuzzySmock
Renowned on your first post. Here's where I lie through my teeth and say I'm happy for you.
MadDias
just got my 3rd seconds before I saw this post...
AnatolianTiger
Good post OP, its a problem for all of us. I was happy when i saw the notification for the first time and all it was a lie big fat lie.
ChaoticAtmosphere
This is how I handle it.
JamBarn
Are you rolling in cash now?
ManBunion
His sex weekend was TOO great. He was crushed to death between two butts. Thats how I want to go.
flassk
i just sent them furry porn *shrug*
flushedphoenix
I went a little scots
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SomeCrazyNerd
I was tempted to say something like "I'm gay cuntwaffle. Try again" But I didn't want to risk that they used that info against me.
SoMenSayThatImIntenseOrImInsane
Haha, I don't think they ever respond, and they tend to get reported and banned pretty quickly, so you're probably safe!
AuraArondight
You know how I handle it? RE! POR! TED!
sweatytelemarketer
How I handled it: http://imgur.com/XGPay8k
NoOne428
The app won't let me report them for some reason /a/3piv6
originalusernamethatmakesyoulaugh
Mayz9001
Flawless. Gonna go reply to some now
Iamtyrionlannister
I asked for $60,000, guess im gonna stay broke cause i haven't heard back
notanavocado
I like the "Hi." very polite
Catcomet
I just spam "im 12"
1Rogue
classic
APUSHMeOffACliff
This confuses the bot, and as such it backs off.
Cheatcodek
I ask if they know about the turing test.
JarlBalgruufTheBallin
I repeatedly paste Rick Astley Never Gonna Give You Up lyrics.
ErikaLight
I had the same message
SomeCrazyNerd
I blocked the users sending me spam.
fealtytowels
I checked if it was real by going partway through the signup process with a spam email. Apparently I've signed up before. Definitely fake.
buenothebear
No response yet
Galahara
As soon as I see usernames like yours i wonder what you are going to do when you get logged out of your account bc of a new pc or something
BrandonianFlynnigan
There never will be a response, it's a bot. An actual person isn't reading it
buenothebear
I know I am joking
iSoulend
How I handled it : upper right corner, report this user, spam
datninja14
Good on you dad
imjustheretofavouritethings
I tried that but when I went to send the report it came up with some error and wouldn't send. I just blocked them in the end.
Ultrafire3
Same thing happened to me.
strangledbyaturtleneck
Probably because there's been so many since the update
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Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
I thought you were gonna say
TheDudeWithTheGlasses
That is great. Thank you.
PMMeYourPopplios
I never knew I could read that fast.
Gamemaster64
I actually just got one of them. annnd reported.
PianoMan2112
Me too, same username, too.
AsAnArtTeacherIApprove
How'd you report? I'm on mobile.
AmazAnish
In the chat, on the top right hand corner should be a gear button, press her and select report
AmazAnish
*it. Stupid swype on mobile
AsAnArtTeacherIApprove
No report option, just block.
AmazAnish
When u click block, it should have an option for either block or block and report
anewshineything
Not on mobile
AmazAnish
When u click block, it should have an option for either block or block and report
AsAnArtTeacherIApprove
Ahh, I just didn't click far enough. Got it, thank you kind sir/lady/probably not a bot
Mimsey
Oh my god. I clicked the link, it asked me if I was over 18, I clicked No to see where it'd send me and it just kept giving me questions.[1]
Mimsey
Questions like, "These women are married. Can you keep a secret?" "No." Next question was "Do you have any STDS?" "Yes." [2]
Mimsey
After that "Yes" response it prompted me to sign right up. So being under 18, unable to keep a secret, and having STDs gets you in. [3]
Nordalin
Shut up Mimseyyy!!! ~married women probably
SheDevilinaSnuggie
Score!
AppleFoster
Shit fam you sound incredible, where do I sign up?!
snivy642
Frozenpasties
Seems legit.
UberKrane
Yea, more or less how it went for me as well.
SpecimenSpiff
I've gotten four so far since the chat was implemented. Not as bad as I expected!
PleaseLeave
Same here
Jantessa
First pm today as well - Got 3 at once... all this crap
Fuzzysquirrel75
I am also in this boat.
Jantessa
I'm up to 5 now, so I have that going for me. lots o'great women want the sex.
oblivionator
I've gotten 4 in the last 48hrs!
yourmomisminenow
4 sex weekend in the last 48hrs!? Holy moly you must be a sex machine, and also have a time travel machine.
Weentit
Same
amarie911
I think I've received 6 or 7... and the block and report option doesn't seem to be working...
DazedBarbarian
Two so far! What a time to be alive!
MapleCurry
3 here.
HsuDoNihm
Yeah, this is ass.
Embrielle
Me too. I was so exited for like a second.
Weissicles
I got 3 so far. They're like pokemon, if pokemon were stds.
dontslamthedoor
Me too!!!!
OneIsGladToBeOfService
I got 3 in the last 24!
utterlybetwixt
I've gotten four in the last few hours. Seriously. -.-'
Derpppderttrp
I got 3 just today!!
Ilaythepipeyo
Thats bullshit. Nobody knows what i look like and i still cant get any.
scootscootin
Same here
littletiggrecito
3 in 2 days
Mavgurian
Meh, they do not even get my sexual priorities straight ...
75PercentSith
I've gotten 1... ever.
jb32647
I got a message on imgur for the first time today. It was this.
imhoots
Three bots and one sad person.
oblivionator
DressCasual1z
and there's no report button in sight... sigh...
sarikitty
There is on desktop - click the triple dots in the top right corner -> Report
Melinyel
Thanks, just reported some of that crap now.
downvotersarejusthipsterswhoneedahug
Same!!!! From different usernames too. So annoying
ashes1032
I got really excited when I logged in and saw new messages! Turns out my excitement was misplaced.
Usernamename
Same :/
marioarmy123
I got 2 within 2hrs of each other
oblivionator
2 of mine came in within 1-2hrs of each other as well!
LordStarkillerHimself
I got two in 30 minutes of each other
PMMeYourPopplios
Me too
vurcease
Four and counting! CAN'T WAIT!
odraencoded
At this point we might as well disable messaging because I never actually get a real message. Only spam.
oblivionator
You have@~65K points and never get any messages from actual imgurians? With all the comments that you have made, I'd imagine at least 1!
odraencoded
I'm not here to socialize, I'm here to make snarky, sarcastic comments and call @op a faggot!
oblivionator
K, but statistically speaking you would be a prime candidate for other actual users to message You. That's all that I was trying to say.
odraencoded
I guess I never gave anybody a reason to chat message me :(
trustystranger
2 in the last 24h-32h
AnElectrifyingMan
Only 1
highteck9
Right! It's super spammy. I almost wish they didn't put the chat in.
DickTugsMore
I'm at 3 myself
ConsistentlyLateCommenter
Ditto! I work and go to school full time, it'd be great if I didn't have constant reminders of the great sex parties I'm missing out on :(
oblivionator
Lol! Don't worry, if there's a will there's a way!
clarissakaye
I got my first yesterday D:
clarissakaye
And as a heterosexual female I was disappointed. "Great sex weekend"...yes..."hot women"....aw man.
MrKristy
Not even the bots will message me...
oblivionator
SombreroWieldingLawmaker
This is unsettling.
AgressorBunx
Forever aloooooooon
JayneVimes
2
TheGodCat
I've gotten none :(
TheGodCat
God damn bots work fast, as soon as I said that I got one
oblivionator
Lol
TubaBandito
So you're not coming to the sex weekend? I made 7 layer dip
speedstorm
Since we are all getting inveted it will be a imgur orgy camp?
ThatgifwithaCat
AntiEvil007
Oh man 7 layers!!
catbeingswarmedbypuppies
Aww, I only made a sex layer dip.
NeptuneEclipse
The trick is to add another layer. It's an eight layer dip.
dogenuggets
GHETTOCHiLD
Sounds delicious!
DimmestLemming
I imagine it's going to be like camp imgur, only better
Manieman
I'll come for dip were you at
Huckingfell
I would go just for that.
PortaPottyJoe
If you stop before the 7th layer you won't get the antidote
Vicksoarin
7 layer dip?! I'm definitely coming to the sex weekend now. That's at least 6 more layers than I'm used to getting.
greenbottle22
I was thinking a casserole or scented candle
Manieman
I'll come for dip were you at
SciFiCowboy
7-layer dip? I'm in!
chardlz
the best part about swinger parties IS the buffet
snidawgg
Do we have to RSVP
13fingerfx
The secret is the 8th layer.
Skelezombiewolfensteinmonsteresquirethethird
I'm ready to be seven layer dipped!
Necromartian
We should arrange out own sex resort weekend! But with blackjack and hookers!
YNotZoidberg1077
In fact, forget the blackjack!
Warzone12
But not zoidberg.
BecozImBatman
Imgur should do something about these bots n spams... Zeez, kids hav access to imgur... For crying out loud
mt77932
I'll bring tequila.
ImGonnaRickRollYou
I don't... I don't trust that dip...
OriginalSubZero
Itkov
Shut up noob
ImProbablyWrong
Thank you for the laugh, genuinely needed that.
JohnnyPeaches
Best be no double dipping!
JohnnyPeaches
In the dip, of course...
newsguycraigevans
That's one for the Unspeakable Sex Act list. I gave her the ol' 7 Layer Dip last night.
Bigcurly2000
I just googled 7 layer dip. So...It's a burrito in a bowl?
MetroidPrimeHesTheBest
Call me when there's buffalo chicken dip.
Khaotix11
Shit I shoulda accepted
Shot1990
Can I make it eight layers? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
orbitduck
I am invited too, I got the same message. We are all going to be there I hope.
imhoots
Sure, fine, let's all go.
Neversleeping
There will be dozens of us.
MunsterZero
fil3000
You ARE the 7 layer dip.
TubaBandito
Not me but layer 4 is Soylent Green
MinisterD99
Tastes like 8
SciFiCowboy
7-layer dip? I'm in!
scootymcdooty
I'm bringing bananas for obvious reasons
SlayerOfTheNazgul
Always bring a banana to a party
RishiMaru
For Scale?
Hexspresso
For banana bread of course.
HelloToe
This party is BYOB (Bring Your Own Banana)
thehoopiestfrood
People gotta keep those potassium levels up so they don't start cramping mid-orgy. Sensible!
SciFiCowboy
Frozen and covered in chocolate I hope.
wompwompwomp
This is quickly devolving into a pot luck.
SciFiCowboy
...for reasons
TotallyHappyCustomer
What if this whole time it was true and there's a sex resort greeter sadly greeting like 5 people.
Noughmad
https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/new_car.png
skystarry75
I wouldn't be interested even if it was true...
Bricklemeyer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzv4vno2o8I
spamshampoo
I heard Imgur has wild women.... wild women...
quitesrsly
AvielMenter
I hope people get this.
YouMayFindThisMildlyInteresting
Could it be something about OUR VOICES?
Ryebread91
Reminds me of this
Genini
Trust me only people that look lime me go to a sex resort and no one wants to have sex with that.
C141Clay
http://imgur.com/BxxOoSa
MrRandom314159
There's a fetish for everything. Someone, somewhere, is beating off to someone that looks similar to you.
Shargan8
I also learned that such person may not who you would like it to be, s/he is maybe even disgusting.
3654798521
Where can I find this person...
TotallyHappyCustomer
Yo, you wanted to find me?
GeneralAnubis
Dern Limey Brits!
Gurgron
you look like a lime?
Genini
Ha, I wish
ArkenX
I'd fuck a lime, again.
KnathanTheKnight
You used a wish to look like a lime? 0_o
ginniper
/a/1GTX3
MyUsernameIsntAvailable
I don't know how you had this available for such a comment, but I commend you greatly.
MFuzzySmock
We'll make a seven layer dip together
BlueSpaceLizard
http://oi50.tinypic.com/2uivf9u.jpg
Brocid3n
Y'all better be talking about food right now cause I'm fucking hungry. Fat man need sustenance
Brocid3n
Y'all better be talking about food right now cause I'm fucking hungry. Fat man need sustenance
LocalFalafel
Just FYI you posted twice
Sogeking
That's how hungry he is
Brocid3n
IM SO GODDAMN FAT
Drake1492
Guys we should have an actual sex weekend...
RevanTheJedi
What are you talking about, we are already constantly circlejerking
thedissident
So instead of an overflow of dick picks in your inbox you'd rather see them in person?
Womblebat
Can I bring a friend?
worstposter
As long as I don't have to leave my house.
javer80
I'd settle for an actual message.
DestroyThaBeast
Im in
LuckiestGirlAlive
No. No we should not. I cannot imagine anything good come off that.
noptic
yourfavoritepeanutbutterlady
And what shall we do on the actual sex weekend?
FlipTheBirdBeforeTheBirdFlipsYou
And we shall post twice
PixieDoll
Obviously we will do the sex
PixieDoll
Obviously we will do the sex
RealCaptChicken
Glitch
FlipTheBirdBeforeTheBirdFlipsYou
And we shall post twice
RuthlessInTheFaceOfBeauty
Why don't you have a million more upvotes?
Fonzcorp
That'll show them!
DoublevBomb
GreetingsPrograms
CR-A-ACK THAT WHIP!
swaziwarrior
licorice Whip!
Kake8282
I'm in
kapta3nklutch
-_- .... I like where your head's at, mister.
CephalopodLodge
Im in, I'll bring the whips and gags!
MXMtcheuVI
Don't forget the rope!
DoublevBomb
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
Do you honestly want the kind of pineapples that attend sex weekends to attend?
AnanasHoi
Oh well fuck you
agimpyleg
That's exactly what those pineapples are after.
S4telliteJ4ck
Hey, that's rude. Pineapples are wonderful, don't insult them by associating them with those types.
GuardsmanMiku
how do you know what kind of pineapples generally attend sex weekends?
ThatGuyWhoThinksEveryoneIsAPineapple
When I was in college, I was in a class full of them. God, I'm glad those days are over.
TheContemplatorOfFate
sure, IRL you can't have an orgy if you're too picky
DoublevBomb
http://imgur.com/A55bZMs
RexFury
I'm a little worried that you had this picture ready...
DoublevBomb
It's from Dilbert: the Animated Series (2000). I can't say I remember why I snapped it though, it think it had to do with a senator.
DarthReznor
Camp imgur 2.0?
Waitingforthedarknes
@saraplz
CharlieTheUnicorn
Did anything even happen at imgur besides imgur celebrities enjoying their fame irl?
DarthReznor
Not that I know of, although I wasn't there so wtf do I know
Jusmar
Camp imgur 2.0? I'm in
IveRegisteredThreeTimesAndKeepForgettingPleaseSendHelp
thefancytaco
Was there a camp imgur 1.0?
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thefancytaco
cool
CONSTANTVIGILANCE
I would have thought tumblr's attempt at that would scare people off from that idea
SilverKytten
Just the guys?
thisusernameisnotthesameasyours
Since all of us have been op's at one time, that would mean we're all faggots so...yeah that works.
TheMadOnion
Mavgurian
Count me in.
thisusernameisnotthesameasyours
Since all of us have been op's at one time, that would mean we're all faggots so...yeah that works.
SilverKytten
:O You're right! Every OP is invited! :D
thisusernameisnotthesameasyours
Sounds like a rousing good time! :D