Oct 1, 2022 3:49 AM
godsfriedegg
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lddiaz
katidragon
scoutMoonDiver
sniggledick
5NoteHalf
Not gonna lie. Was expecting dickbutt on the pendulum.
Hotsauceman
WITCHCRAFT!!!!
pdp1
When my kid asks me, “Why does do ?” My answer is “physics”
FisheswithDynamite
Wait wait....what the fuck is up with the top? Is it magnets too? It can't be.
greetingspeasants
thefastandthefourier
It’s called shrinkage.
RElGNMAN
So it really was the cold water.
BobKemp
I was in the pool. There's shrinkage
FloatingOnACloudOfTitties
v
RupertQZerconia
Explain the second one to me.
ZebraCockSandwich
magnets
bendaresall
How does the spinning top hover? There's no explanation if it's magnets. Cuz that's super neat.
tipsbandana
https://imgur.com/NWrNpiU
fbutaric
Nitinol, shape memory. Cool metal, 50/50% nickel titanium
Vatafeo
For that last one look up theo jansen strandbeesten https://youtube.com/user/strandbeestfilm
FabulouslyTiti
And if you're in the Netherlands for whatever reason, come to the Kunstmuseum in Den Haag, we've got 'm on display outside. :3
AttilaTheHungover
That windmill walking thing is a miniature Strandbeest, check out Theo Jansen on YouTube: https://youtu.be/LewVEF2B_pM
ricpaul
BTW "Strandbeest" translates to Beach Beast. These things are absolutely amazing (and somewhat terrifying).
hetherweaversmagic
SCIENCE BITCH
LooseyGooseyBrett
mirrorz
HEY MCFLY, YOU BOJO! THOSE BOARDS DONT WORK ON WATER. UNLESS YOU'VE GOT POWER!
proracing53
mastabates72
MyVerySmarterUserName
Quantum mechanical spin of electrons.. Pauli’s exclusion principle.. Hund’s rule.. magnetic interaction between neighboring atoms’ magnetic
dipoles..
MemeusCalgar
Nope, miracles.
Betterbecauseofthem
So, where can I purchase one of these physics?
FiberOpticOatmeal
Try the gift shop of a science museum, they usually sell all kinds of interesting stuff
foreverisjustonemoredayaway
YOU CAN'T FUCKING BUY EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING CONSUMERISTICALLY COMMERCIALIZED CAPITALIST cough cough ahem for you my friend 5 dolla.
LylaLexie
What I learned from this is that a dangling pendulum will eventually swing into a vagina.
Doismellbacon
Came back to updoot this
popejubal
Honey, I wasn’t cheating. My dick is just a dangling pendulum.
blumbrothersgin4ever
My friend needs the one with the floating top explained.
IDontAgreeWithAnything
It's not magnets.
Bytencoder
Indeed. Diamagnets.
HoneNathan
It is magnets.
Diamagnetism. NOT "regular" magnets (ferromagnetism)
grimwyrd
Neodymium dipole ferromagnets arranged north-north to repel and stabilized by the gyroscopic effect of the spinning top. (not diamagnets)
SLCtechie
#1 IT WAS IN THE POOL!
AdrianDunne
I thought having a Nickel-Titanium dick sounded badass, how wrong I was.
HangingOnTheEdgeOfTomorrow
I'm not impressed! I can do that too!
AdrianMole
Significant shrinkage!
jakobbp
Like a frightened turtle.
GingerHunter
Physics is all cool and fun until they break out the formulae and half a page long assignments for homework.
qwertdeep
That is the fun part of physics! I remember using about 3 sides of paper for one question and then in our tutorial our professor showed us/
jacblake
Ha! Sucker! Paper only has 2 sides!
How to solve the same problem in about 5 lines, all we had to do was change the frame of reference
JarethCutestory
CeruleanSky1988
MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY WORK!?!? YOU DONT KNOW!
Swk62
Relativistic artefact. Charges in motion (often spinning) coupled with the finite speed of light.
iMcFly
Yes I do; they’re actually quite simple.
SanshinDojo
Thank you, oh wise one.
ExTechOp
The floating spinning magnet thing used to be sold under the name "Levitron", and there are now multiple Chinese dealers for them.
Tarmaccian
The straandbeest walker is a kit you can buy, too.
It’s my favorite hobby.
Akurei00
I0VE525P00GE
Did anyone ever explain it to him?
WoTLert
Mostly by alignment of ferro-magnetic particles.
waudey912
KilroyLichking
they work because of quantum physics. but how does quantum physics work? i could tell you but observing the answer changes it.
RichardPicture
DaveSamsonite
Stop it or you’ll attract juggalos, and they won’t stop talking about juggalo nation…:
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
Sometimes, I wake up in the morning thinking that juggalo nation couldn't be much worse than the timeline we're living in...
It’s fine they just want to talk your ears off about it
Naramumu
You go run for president now
badatediting
Can't run on an anti science platform only. Gotta have racism in the mix as well /s
MaelstromSama
Magnets are a Jewish invention used to make black people commit more crimes.
Physics is everywhere and is everything. I could point at a pine cone and say physics and I’d be correct.
schlami
Physics is the ability to recognize it and trying to explain it. GO PHYSICS!
dannne
Yeah physics!... Bitch!
yellowrock
Pinecones are only physics if they're falling or being thrown, otherwise they are math. Fibonacci spiral yo.
ScottLovesCake
Nah, I think that's biology.
Yellowchopsticks
https://xkcd.com/435/
TsubakiTragic
In the world of science there is math... the rest is finger painting.
[deleted]
Pinecones are interesting, educational and cool.
W0lfsbl00d
Molecular and quantum physics isn't cool? Just because you don't see or understand the physics doesn't mean it isnt cool or you can't learn.
SwoopNasty
But, is it Jackie Chan?
RuijiRiku
Everything is made of chemicals.
HedonistBeard
But this is FUN physics. Pointing at things is boring physics.
NikkiManajOfficial
My highschool punk rock band was called "Sounds like Physics" we were terrible.
SoupCanMan
*I0VE525P00GE holds up a pinecone* Behold! A physics!
phisteen
Everything is either physics or philosophy.
suckstoyourauntie
So, physics covers what, how, when, and where...but psychology is just why?.
BigFatFailureTurtle
Physics covers the "why", philosophy covers the 200th level of "why" when a child keeps asking.
MyDogIsBiggerThanABanana
Physics
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
Quantum electrodynamics. This post, I mean.
KillerTofu69
*slaps pinecone* "you can fit so many physics in there"
myproudburner
NachoPete
An accurate but confusing textbook cover.
WaterDragonHaku
davegur
You forgot to point at it.
ElbowdeepinElmo
No I didn't, you just didn't see me do it. Physics.
ChefLes
^
pianostacatto
"TWO POINTS TO HOUSE! PHYSICS"
preyingmanti
There it is.
lddiaz
katidragon
scoutMoonDiver
sniggledick
5NoteHalf
Not gonna lie. Was expecting dickbutt on the pendulum.
Hotsauceman
WITCHCRAFT!!!!
pdp1
When my kid asks me, “Why does do ?” My answer is “physics”
FisheswithDynamite
Wait wait....what the fuck is up with the top? Is it magnets too? It can't be.
greetingspeasants
thefastandthefourier
It’s called shrinkage.
RElGNMAN
So it really was the cold water.
BobKemp
I was in the pool. There's shrinkage
FloatingOnACloudOfTitties
RupertQZerconia
Explain the second one to me.
ZebraCockSandwich
magnets
bendaresall
How does the spinning top hover? There's no explanation if it's magnets. Cuz that's super neat.
tipsbandana
https://imgur.com/NWrNpiU
fbutaric
Nitinol, shape memory. Cool metal, 50/50% nickel titanium
Vatafeo
For that last one look up theo jansen strandbeesten https://youtube.com/user/strandbeestfilm
FabulouslyTiti
And if you're in the Netherlands for whatever reason, come to the Kunstmuseum in Den Haag, we've got 'm on display outside. :3
AttilaTheHungover
That windmill walking thing is a miniature Strandbeest, check out Theo Jansen on YouTube: https://youtu.be/LewVEF2B_pM
ricpaul
BTW "Strandbeest" translates to Beach Beast. These things are absolutely amazing (and somewhat terrifying).
hetherweaversmagic
SCIENCE BITCH
LooseyGooseyBrett
mirrorz
HEY MCFLY, YOU BOJO! THOSE BOARDS DONT WORK ON WATER. UNLESS YOU'VE GOT POWER!
proracing53
mastabates72
MyVerySmarterUserName
Quantum mechanical spin of electrons.. Pauli’s exclusion principle.. Hund’s rule.. magnetic interaction between neighboring atoms’ magnetic
MyVerySmarterUserName
dipoles..
MemeusCalgar
Nope, miracles.
Betterbecauseofthem
So, where can I purchase one of these physics?
FiberOpticOatmeal
Try the gift shop of a science museum, they usually sell all kinds of interesting stuff
foreverisjustonemoredayaway
YOU CAN'T FUCKING BUY EVERYTHING YOU FUCKING CONSUMERISTICALLY COMMERCIALIZED CAPITALIST cough cough ahem for you my friend 5 dolla.
LylaLexie
What I learned from this is that a dangling pendulum will eventually swing into a vagina.
Doismellbacon
Came back to updoot this
popejubal
Honey, I wasn’t cheating. My dick is just a dangling pendulum.
blumbrothersgin4ever
My friend needs the one with the floating top explained.
IDontAgreeWithAnything
It's not magnets.
Bytencoder
Indeed. Diamagnets.
HoneNathan
It is magnets.
Bytencoder
Diamagnetism. NOT "regular" magnets (ferromagnetism)
grimwyrd
Neodymium dipole ferromagnets arranged north-north to repel and stabilized by the gyroscopic effect of the spinning top. (not diamagnets)
SLCtechie
#1 IT WAS IN THE POOL!
AdrianDunne
I thought having a Nickel-Titanium dick sounded badass, how wrong I was.
HangingOnTheEdgeOfTomorrow
I'm not impressed! I can do that too!
LooseyGooseyBrett
AdrianMole
Significant shrinkage!
jakobbp
Like a frightened turtle.
GingerHunter
Physics is all cool and fun until they break out the formulae and half a page long assignments for homework.
qwertdeep
That is the fun part of physics! I remember using about 3 sides of paper for one question and then in our tutorial our professor showed us/
jacblake
Ha! Sucker! Paper only has 2 sides!
qwertdeep
How to solve the same problem in about 5 lines, all we had to do was change the frame of reference
JarethCutestory
CeruleanSky1988
MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY WORK!?!? YOU DONT KNOW!
Swk62
Relativistic artefact. Charges in motion (often spinning) coupled with the finite speed of light.
iMcFly
Yes I do; they’re actually quite simple.
SanshinDojo
Thank you, oh wise one.
ExTechOp
The floating spinning magnet thing used to be sold under the name "Levitron", and there are now multiple Chinese dealers for them.
Tarmaccian
The straandbeest walker is a kit you can buy, too.
jacblake
It’s my favorite hobby.
Akurei00
I0VE525P00GE
Did anyone ever explain it to him?
WoTLert
Mostly by alignment of ferro-magnetic particles.
waudey912
KilroyLichking
they work because of quantum physics. but how does quantum physics work? i could tell you but observing the answer changes it.
RichardPicture
DaveSamsonite
Stop it or you’ll attract juggalos, and they won’t stop talking about juggalo nation…:
Ifekinlovesauerkraut
Sometimes, I wake up in the morning thinking that juggalo nation couldn't be much worse than the timeline we're living in...
DaveSamsonite
It’s fine they just want to talk your ears off about it
Naramumu
You go run for president now
badatediting
Can't run on an anti science platform only. Gotta have racism in the mix as well /s
MaelstromSama
Magnets are a Jewish invention used to make black people commit more crimes.
I0VE525P00GE
Physics is everywhere and is everything. I could point at a pine cone and say physics and I’d be correct.
schlami
Physics is the ability to recognize it and trying to explain it. GO PHYSICS!
dannne
Yeah physics!... Bitch!
yellowrock
Pinecones are only physics if they're falling or being thrown, otherwise they are math. Fibonacci spiral yo.
ScottLovesCake
Nah, I think that's biology.
Yellowchopsticks
https://xkcd.com/435/
TsubakiTragic
In the world of science there is math... the rest is finger painting.
[deleted]
[deleted]
MaelstromSama
Pinecones are interesting, educational and cool.
W0lfsbl00d
Molecular and quantum physics isn't cool? Just because you don't see or understand the physics doesn't mean it isnt cool or you can't learn.
SwoopNasty
But, is it Jackie Chan?
RuijiRiku
Everything is made of chemicals.
HedonistBeard
But this is FUN physics. Pointing at things is boring physics.
NikkiManajOfficial
My highschool punk rock band was called "Sounds like Physics" we were terrible.
SoupCanMan
*I0VE525P00GE holds up a pinecone* Behold! A physics!
phisteen
Everything is either physics or philosophy.
suckstoyourauntie
So, physics covers what, how, when, and where...but psychology is just why?.
BigFatFailureTurtle
Physics covers the "why", philosophy covers the 200th level of "why" when a child keeps asking.
MyDogIsBiggerThanABanana
Physics
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
Quantum electrodynamics. This post, I mean.
KillerTofu69
*slaps pinecone* "you can fit so many physics in there"
myproudburner
NachoPete
An accurate but confusing textbook cover.
WaterDragonHaku
davegur
You forgot to point at it.
ElbowdeepinElmo
No I didn't, you just didn't see me do it. Physics.
ChefLes
^
scoutMoonDiver
pianostacatto
"TWO POINTS TO HOUSE! PHYSICS"
preyingmanti
davegur
There it is.