Apr 19, 2024 2:56 AM
AgungBudi18
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playingwithknives
Future swimmer & soldier.
5shizzle
Fit parent, “Baby fat? Nah. They need baby muscle & baby cardio. Set up the bottles.”
Smileyphase
Hunger games
IliveIdyeIliveagain
Butterfly and freestyle swimmers
FurtiveGlancer
Freestyle vs Butterfly
GreenMnM
One is doing an army crawl while the other is doing the worm. I'm pretty sure this trend will continue through adulthood
Trimule
First time I ever saw a breast stroke beat a crawl in a freestyle race.
dixxienormus
I tried something similar with my twins with boy/girl toys. The spouse was concerned that parents influenced a child's choice of pink doll or red truck. Guess what happened?
thosearntpillows
Hunger Games
OctopusSummoner
Good luck with that. Mine are now 9 and every goddamn thing is a race and then a tantrum.
Angel337
Butterfly swim for the win
Gingercatsarerockstars
baby #2 is like textbook military crawl, such form!
HopeInTheSoulOrSoapInTheHole
https://i.imgur.com/tWjEqi4
Bytencoder
"Work for it, motherfuckers!"
burnwiner
So, this is what a AI learning to crawl video looks like in RL
Syko73
Breast stroke vs low crawl
quade
In the next round, there will be only one bottle. The final challenge will be for the sole surviving baby to choose between the weapon or the toy.
randomwalrus
I was going to quote Zardoz, but it feels inappropriate what with the video of babies above. So... yeah...
JaTheRed
If you choose the toy you will die, choose the weapon and you will join me on my journey
pip1
Liquid Swords!
Inarticulated
Plot twist: One of these bottles is poisoned
Gorzine
Fallout 5 plot confirmed
whycanttheygetgirlfriends
NGL when the first baby had extra time I expected him/her to take both bottles. Because that is how the world usually works.
andydicktracymorganfairchild
The one on the left reminds me of frog guy in kung fu hustle.
FeminineBeeOnslaught
Sick reference
My references are out of control. Everyone knows that.
sadiakay7
I like how one is doing the froggy hop and the other is doing the army mud crawl. super cute!
forestfart
Frog and Toad
MutantTurd
I would love some talented FX artist to edit this so it looks like they're crawling along the beach at Normandy with bullets flying overhead.
Quizz25S
In the army we called that the High Crawl. The Low Crawl is when you're scraping your helmet in the dirt while you move.
ZaphodBbx
"And here we see why the butterfly stroke can often prove superior to the crawl."
ShriekingEels
(Be sure to read in David Attenborough’s voice)
pinkhoneybee
Was thinking froggo vs bear… lol
captainnewbi
to the freestyle stroke
KillingTlme
Butterfly started with a 2 body length advantage and won by less than half a body length. Crawl was faster and more efficient
But butterfly kid is going to be jacked
maststick
Ranger vs Sniper
kozzillakilla
One is faster and takes more energy. One is slower and takes less. It’s a real tortoise vs hare.
alphanius
I don't think lifting your whole body up for every step is anywhere more efficient than just sliding in this case
thingifound
Let them cook
playingwithknives
Future swimmer & soldier.
5shizzle
Fit parent, “Baby fat? Nah. They need baby muscle & baby cardio. Set up the bottles.”
Smileyphase
Hunger games
IliveIdyeIliveagain
Butterfly and freestyle swimmers
FurtiveGlancer
Freestyle vs Butterfly
GreenMnM
One is doing an army crawl while the other is doing the worm. I'm pretty sure this trend will continue through adulthood
Trimule
First time I ever saw a breast stroke beat a crawl in a freestyle race.
dixxienormus
I tried something similar with my twins with boy/girl toys. The spouse was concerned that parents influenced a child's choice of pink doll or red truck. Guess what happened?
thosearntpillows
Hunger Games
OctopusSummoner
Good luck with that. Mine are now 9 and every goddamn thing is a race and then a tantrum.
Angel337
Butterfly swim for the win
Gingercatsarerockstars
baby #2 is like textbook military crawl, such form!
HopeInTheSoulOrSoapInTheHole
https://i.imgur.com/tWjEqi4
Bytencoder
"Work for it, motherfuckers!"
burnwiner
So, this is what a AI learning to crawl video looks like in RL
Syko73
Breast stroke vs low crawl
quade
In the next round, there will be only one bottle. The final challenge will be for the sole surviving baby to choose between the weapon or the toy.
randomwalrus
I was going to quote Zardoz, but it feels inappropriate what with the video of babies above. So... yeah...
JaTheRed
If you choose the toy you will die, choose the weapon and you will join me on my journey
pip1
Liquid Swords!
Inarticulated
Plot twist: One of these bottles is poisoned
Gorzine
Fallout 5 plot confirmed
whycanttheygetgirlfriends
NGL when the first baby had extra time I expected him/her to take both bottles. Because that is how the world usually works.
andydicktracymorganfairchild
The one on the left reminds me of frog guy in kung fu hustle.
FeminineBeeOnslaught
Sick reference
andydicktracymorganfairchild
My references are out of control. Everyone knows that.
sadiakay7
I like how one is doing the froggy hop and the other is doing the army mud crawl. super cute!
forestfart
Frog and Toad
MutantTurd
I would love some talented FX artist to edit this so it looks like they're crawling along the beach at Normandy with bullets flying overhead.
Quizz25S
In the army we called that the High Crawl. The Low Crawl is when you're scraping your helmet in the dirt while you move.
ZaphodBbx
"And here we see why the butterfly stroke can often prove superior to the crawl."
ShriekingEels
(Be sure to read in David Attenborough’s voice)
pinkhoneybee
Was thinking froggo vs bear… lol
captainnewbi
to the freestyle stroke
KillingTlme
Butterfly started with a 2 body length advantage and won by less than half a body length. Crawl was faster and more efficient
KillingTlme
But butterfly kid is going to be jacked
maststick
Ranger vs Sniper
kozzillakilla
One is faster and takes more energy. One is slower and takes less. It’s a real tortoise vs hare.
alphanius
I don't think lifting your whole body up for every step is anywhere more efficient than just sliding in this case
thingifound
Let them cook