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Be kind one and all
Dec 10, 2017 8:56 PM
GrumpyCoppa
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yehsk8rz
Jar Jar is the sith lord
Hybris51129
Spartacus isn't successful in his slave revolt and gets crucified.
LeFlu
Snape dies
Begs1429
I know people that aren't huge star wars people that go to opening night just so they don't have it spoiled
zeacorzeppelin10
Things go pew pew pew pew pew pew pew
GodzillaBoomingMarketOfDiabetes
SPOILER ALERT:¡!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SoraLangley
Leia dies.
ErasmusGuy
Awww, i was going to say this....
CanuckleheadChick
The butler did it.
jikanwalker
Holdo is Mara Jade
IWishIHadASoul
Wookies don't belong to Endor!
Ballamoney
You are correct.
westinpeace
Last movie the Han Solo/Kylo plot line was totally ruined for me by hidden text in the corner of a meme. Was super pissed / still pissed.
Hutchy01
I'll be spoiling it but only as revenge on a real asshole. For everyone else I'll be in damage limitation mode covering spoilers.
GrimdogX
When Force awakens came out some cunt ran out of the theater screaming the Han/Kylo scene, I'm walking in with headphones on this time.
McMasterx
I swear we went to the same theater then. That shit happened everywhere.
johnnymc87
"Miss all targets"
krillin123499
You missed the forth and less well known "DO NO SPOILERS"
hawks88
It does over a billion at the box office
faoltastic
I can give you one quarter no spoilers take it or leave it...Otherwise it's unfair to the rest of us that wanna discuss it
twostepsfromlost
Can I request the start of those threads be "*Spoiler*" so i can watch it with my family later and do my best to dodge ya'll havin fun!"
faoltastic
I will concede to that
DrSharkbite
KoalaUprising
So what is a stormtrooper and not a pilot doing with a TIE fighter? It doesn't matter, someone give him a ride!
ILikeSayingBoobs
Solo dies
CaptainPawfulFox
At least he didn't die solo. His son was by his side.
Jayince
iamthisguy247
Luke finds out Rey is his daughter making the sex they just had feel awkward in retrospect.
Orginskadots
DMQ88
I won't be able to see it on opening night. So please, to everyone who does see it on opening night, please... PLEASE go to usersub (1/2)
DMQ88
... right when you get home and downvote the hell out of all the spoilers. Please.
idontneednostinkingpuffin
Carrie Fisher won't be in the next one.
DakotaCRWebber
she will be using already recorded scenes
vampirehedgehog
It will be Samuel L. Jackson dressed up as Leia.
CaptainMarkoRamius
Try avoiding this spoiler.
ProlapsePlower365
Try to park in a normal garage.
VagrantDust
Oh my god! Why?! WHY?!
Paradigmthefallen
Batman kills Spock.
Engelic
And he was a ghost the whole movie
TheForceRestrained
And there's two brothers...
SpockIsMyHomeboy
IronPotatoes
lizard beats spock
Paradigmthefallen
And together, Batman and The Lizard use the darkside to defeat Unicron.
NotInLimboAnymore
Again?
SwolMongrel
Nope this time hes dead
DukeDarkwood
Zombie Batman kills Spock?
Paradigmthefallen
Announcer: "BUT THIS TIME - IT'S PERSONAL!"
Chadkos
BladeRan
Is it just me or is the black bar above the eyes too thick on that helmet?
flavivsaetivs
It's not just you, this isn't actually a movie-accurate helmet. For comparison: http://databank.501st.com/databank/Costuming:TK_anh_hero
Ballamoney
Why would you point that out. It’s all I see now.
NickBlacksHumor
Storm troopers miss everything even the spoilers
TooSkoolforcool
I think I miss the point of this joke
RedNeckBlueBallsYellowBellyGreenThumb
Found the storm trooper
Chadkos
The701
Really late getting to the theater, so they missed the whole movie.
LukeSkystalker
Some ass hat spoiled the last one for me on here. So no internet until I've watched it.
LiamNeesonOfficial
8 points of character dev. 1, fine. 2 needs something, nope. 3, situ. where she noob, nope. 4, adapts to being noob, nope. 5. Get what she..
LiamNeesonOfficial
..wants, nope. 6... Nvm... Nothing but unquestioning fan boys here.
Orginskadots
Well they did spend the whole movie finding a map to you, it’s only fair they told you about it.
LiamNeesonOfficial
Dude, in that movie, nothing happened. Nothing to spoil.
TheUser14
Han Shot First.
bgrady4138888
Hans up, don't shoot?
TooSkoolforcool
Han always shoots first
Jackamabob
I heard from George Lucas that Greedo accidentally killed himself.
JCBaggins
From a certain point of view, yes. He pointed a blaster at Han. He had a death wish, and Han fulfilled it.
kr18
CluelessLurker
But Kylo stabbed second.
FysyxIsHere
Actually han also stabbed first.
Singmetosl33p
tehzpoon
And I-Don't-Know's on third. Who's on Shortstop?
Chadkos
mosquitorite
Rey's a girl
zadel99
And Kylo's sister
zadel99
Uh oh... HIW DO I DELETE A COMMENT?!
agentarcher
Rey's a trap!
SendMePicturesOfYourDog
But how do we know for sure?
reddocs
I need proof
RainmanofInsults
No way I thought Rey was played by Jason momoa
LunarApocalypse
What proves otherwise?
Darkspire
Liar. She's too tall.
TheGriffin
I would actually pay to see that
Paradigmthefallen
Seconded.
skippythemarine
Darth Vader is Luke's father.
amandakaylieAZbabe
I love yall
derptardaction
FoxMulder117
"So no head?"
theIdris
Y'know, you joke, but my coworker yelled at me for spoiling Jurassic Park. In 2015. Jurassic PARK.
Baconeater3000
You son of a.
UrDadsPie
ILL KILL YOU!
ItsKillaKev
Bruce Willis is a ghost the whole time
IPostBillNyeScienceGifs
lavendergirl
TimidTyrannosaurus
ProbablyPokemon
Don't read the comments, spoilers will definitely be there. I know this for a fact
MaskMan191
MOTHER FUCKER ILL GET YOU FOR THIS
Vegonbrei
jdcream
You son of a bitch!
noctynight
malbec
Hey fuck you.
Avyn112
This made my day ????
imgurismylyfe
Actually Luke's mother.
EhIsForCanehdians
That's IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
NOOOOOO!
tomhiddlestonsthirdtesticlewhyyesyoucantouchmeallyouwant
Darth Vader = Dark Father. I knew this as a wee lamb so it was already spoiled for me.
inverseflux
Savage.
mrpumbaa
itsmeagainmargret
What the fuck!!!
SkyrimNord
michaely12125
Lord Vader's wife is Ella. ?
IMakeArtAndStuff
No, that's not true! That's impossible!
Dynasty07
grid10ck
DAMNIT
itypewerdsonline
wtf take your upvote
Calinakai
Aerolfoz
No.... that's not true! That's impossible! http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
Brant04
I have just downloaded the app, thank you
forsythfd922
https://www.tenor.co/yIQC.gif
Jaqdakloun
Some of us haven't seen all the Trek Wars you inconsiderate bastard !!
Noblesix66
I HAVENT READ THAT FAR YET, THANKS
Blackrain39
Blze001
CommunistDarthVader
Nooooooooooooooooooo
MagnusTheRedCyclops
Brant04
HitlersOven
KLUSTENATOR
Snek kills Double-Doorknob
Liquidxhuman
Darth father is Vader's Luke
mylifeisanemptyshelldevoidofanypurpose
Inb4 The Last Jedi does a shot for shot remake of this scene, but it’s with Rey and Kylo instead of Luke and Vader.
mylifeisanemptyshelldevoidofanypurpose
And it’s “brother” instead of “father”
letsgetspookydootdoot
mrpleasant97
reynoldswrap03
What's the sauce for this?
FearInoculum
Bronson. Really good stuff
EverythingWithFries
Tom Hardy's best.
reynoldswrap03
Thanks! I really enjoyed it.
CyranoDeBurlapSack
I mean Vader is literally German for father.
ILoveTomHiddleston
Gasp
ThePodd
Ya wee cunt
GoldberrySassdaughter
You joke, but I actually knew someone who had managed to go until 2015 without finding out, and threw a temper tantrum over being ‘spoiled’
ClearancetheWhale
SprungLake
Vader dies in episode 6
bobert22334
And is replaced with Hayden Christianson
Orginskadots
Who’s acting career should have died
iforgotwhatiwasdoinghere
Poor Jake Lloyd.
Vercci
People are cunts
skippythemarine
Whaaaaaaaaaaattttttt?!?!!!!?
LordFiggleton1
juansaltysnail
Thanks for spoiling my Christmas, doorknob
d3void
Santa isn't real either
Klowntax
He certainly stinks. So you get a free punch!
KnobbyDarkling
You called?
Mumalot
WTF, I didn't know Christmas was coming... thanx for the spoiler!
Duskspeed
Darknob, part of Kylo Double Doors new Order*
hickorysmokedhorsebutthole
KYLO DOUBLE DOORS OWNER OF THE NEW ORDER DOUBLE DOORS
TomZarekVP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMLmGi6AK-c
StephenDaniels
Everyone says the prequels sucked; but I saw 5 in the theater and wasn't that moved.
MrBig
Language!
McFancyPants
I know a few of those. Whatup?
vidiv
Would you say you're a cunning linguist?
guitarzan31
Oooh, I know a few languages. Well aren't you just Mr...oh wait, I see it now.
GingerBeardsRule
Well aren't you mr. Fancy pants
McFancyPants
tiggerprince
No he's Mr. Mcfancypants