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Mar 22, 2020 2:04 PM
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PassionateIndifference
My local shops are pricey so I normally stock up every couple weeks. Because of these asshats I get seen as a hoarder when I just need food
ProLurker47
You misspelled cancer
cosonfused
nice to see lectrr on here.
mcbedstu
VoidofStatic
Crustypeanut
I mean to be fair, she did pay for it with her own money..
Crustypeanut
A proper parasite would be something like corporations or senators..
nojustsayitdont
They all be parasites. One is just more despicable because it has a choice.
makacek
but virus is a parasite tho
Zaruzen
So my ballsack is a bacteria?
DownvotesRmyBadgeUvadge
People watching 24hr cable news, shit over each "Breaking News" segment every hour. Of course they need all the TP. They shit all the time.
BANNEDFaceTurnedHeel
chinese virus
FailedCrate
Could also be one of those bankster & bic corp guys.
thanatos777
There are plenty of landlords that fit the third classification, too.
TheEdIsNotAmused
nojustsayitdont
Attractive outfit.
pelusita35
just mailed my sis toilet paper.She is housing a homeless fam from her church and is running low and can’t find any locally.Plus sent candy.
pelusita35
I found one 12 pk locally. She has 6 kids of her own living at home, too, 4 adopted.
Sleepysummoner
That bacteria is a corn dog with hair
NotmyUsername2000
I hate this image, thanks.
cepacolusmaximus
Got it
MrPoopStick
Great for hangovers
DemSumBigAssRidges
At state fairs, all corn dogs are corn dogs with hair.
sithney
the floor model
guyanesebro420
It's to feed his dorkfish
demolitionlover09
Hah, insert “sick reference bro” gif here
Maaatth
It's the testicle of a person with a high concentration of melanin.
kemsat
Virus looks like a ball full of pocket pussies; bacteria look like they have a bunch of soft penises. Do you think they get along?
nojustsayitdont
Drawing not to scale. Bacti-penis would be larger in diameter than the entire virus. Could fit thousands of virus in the bacteria.
Abekrampe
Need a picture of politicians / inside traders and the word leech under it aswell.
TroyBranch
Comet260
That's an awesome episode btw.
Comet260
CEOs and politicians can also be classified as parasites.
Abekrampe
I would say leech but potato potato.
FourLegsGood
Capitalist business owners and stock traders qualify a hell of a lot more if you actually look at what use value they produce.
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FourLegsGood
That's an infantile excuse. Anyone insisting to know what will do well is necessarily relying on past experience which is not very useful 1/
FourLegsGood
For new products and services. You can see how backwards that is. Secondly a public investment bank can do the same. 2/2
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Govote
I guess hording essential goods only makes you a parasite when you're not a billionaire. Check your voter registration at vote.gov
mjangelvortex
No. So are them. Nice try.
JosephSelah
You are the MVP on every thread you post on.
Govote
Wanna help? "You can check your voter registration at vote.gov" copy paste and conquer. Welcome to the Govote Army my friend :)
Tiredoftrouble101
I'm not much fun at parties, so: isn't that only one bacterium?
Mediumtim2
You typically refer to multiples, so "these bacteria" look like this. "Bacterium" is rarely used, sometimes to refer to a specific genus.
KindaClueless
Please don't insult Parasites like that.
humaneffigy
The free market decided that they have clean asses and nobody else.
Quenya3675
A better example of parasite would be pharmaceutical companies price gouging.
LagerthaL16
Thank you for the reference. Parasites are usually killed with fire, right?
Gamboatrucking
Yes 👍
HrodgardNagrand
Yeah and by the looks of it, these should be really flammable.
monkeyslotsofthem
Must be all the toilet paper
goflyblind
no! you might hit the toilet paper, which could be collected and distributed after the parasite is dead.
rangermcfadden
Only one way to be sure-
AntRam95
laton
Hey! Put that fire over by all the other fire!
strideo
Is to take off and nuke the entire site from orbit?
TheBricking
I understand that reference!
LenWeirdracin
meganical
ThrownClub
Or a hammer
speciltokens6
Ehh, it's best to nuke it from orbit. Sterilize the surrounding area as well.
mdlusk22
It's the only way to be sure.
Govote
Or with votes. Check your voter registration at vote.gov
KillerTofu615
I can't they cancelled the election illegally
Govote
Where
KillerTofu615
ohio
Govote
Give me sources and we'll dig into this. DM me
ridureyu
Go and do so?
ccgflc
let's not spread hate. I know someone who had to buy a lot of tp for several of her elderly neighbors
meganical
IFoldlyGo
Check how much they need - https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/
TommyWa
sheets per wipe:2 .... yeah I don't think anyone only uses 2 sheets per wipe...
mjangelvortex
Especially if the paper is thin.
Mordy9
JosephSelah
Ick! I'm proud of all the people who chose better beer
ForTex
Here the corona shelves are empty because everyone buys them for the memes ?
turboshandy
It’s like twice as expensive as most the other crates on those shelves
nojustsayitdont
UNpopular opinion, but I like Corona on a hot day. Better than the standard american beers, such as Bud or Michelob or Coors. Negro Modelo 1
nojustsayitdont
is made by the same company and decent as well. Oh well.Guess I'll go stock up. I hear beer is essentially alcoholic bread anyways.
twocatsgluedbacktobacktodefyphysics
It's funny people assume this picture to be American, but those are some nice fat prices in pounds. BREXIT BREXIT
TurdBurglar3000
I didn't assume it's American, I know UKinnians are just about as ignorant.
crateo
Well, the fruit doesn´t fall far from the tree, does it?
VaardArk
I think if you search google for “[country] panic buying”, you’ll find that people are people, regardless of nationality.
LiteralVampirePotBellyGoblins
We learned it from YOU, DAD
narniasreal
That's what you get when a proper education costs money. A country with a majority of morons.
Imgerruinedimger
Have we considered the possibility that it's just really shitty beer? Maybe it looked like that 5 months ago too?
secularink
Corona is good refreshing summer beer. I wouldn't drink it now.
wiresnake
probably, but that's still not proof that people aren't stupid enough to believe there's a correlation.
Flyms
doesnt matter. Statistic shows that people buy it less now.
CHEESEBAG
Statistics show that people are buying more now, that was probably the first pallet gone so they replaced it first
Flyms
Where is that statistic?
CHEESEBAG
https://www.factcheck.org/2020/03/coronavirus-fears-havent-sunk-sales-of-corona-beer-in-u-s/
Tunafrisk
*laughs in Andrew Ryan*
Cyractacus
My strength is not in toilet paper and bread alone, this is what the parasites will never understand.
abearjo
I was hoping someone had done it before me!
handbanana13
Everybody is so holier than thou here. You’re just as scared and dumb as those people.
Wizardicus
Ding ding ding
nojustsayitdont
There is a difference between how one feels, and how one behaves. Intelligence can be a factor in preventing a bad emotional reaction 1/
nojustsayitdont
from turning into a bad behavioral reaction. So, no. You are incorrect.
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
But that’s the thing. I’m buying normal amounts of shit, staying indoors as much as possible and I’m calm. So, no.
handbanana13
So what. I bet you do tons of ridiculous things and have many stupid beliefs. Enough pointing fingers and doing nothing to help anybody.
itrynottocommentbutyoumakemecringe
Sounds like your teenage angst and ignorance is a big part of the problem.
handbanana13
What problem is that?