Crusader time (feel free to steal)

Mar 1, 2019 2:25 PM

PizzaDog5

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[Palastinlied intensifies]

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DEUS VULT INTENSIFIES

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I see SwaggerSouls has branched our to Imgur

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Templar knights look so cool that I'm actually upset they lost in the crusades

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"God wills it!"

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JERUSALEM!

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Thank you brother, these were great.

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https://imgur.com/lgqP2op

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Tecno-Crusader bringing in the Deus Vault into the 22nd millenium!

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"Tell my lord Salah ad-Din that Jerusalem has come"

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[muffled genocide in the distance]

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In the night came the killers with the cross

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Did someone say crusade?

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They’re ALL heretics

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your gif. it's mine now

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#1 when the computer starts winning in age of empires

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Please tell me she’s 18

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She is probably nine...hundred.

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Praise the sun \['-'] /

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Meanwhile, in ignorant one-sided history...

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Today seems like a nice day to [RETAKE JERUSALEM] \[+]/

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Is this legitimising religious fanatical violence?

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Little bit. A shocking number of people don’t actually know what the Crusades actually entailed.

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The usual overpopulation trouble youth gas torching by aristocratic elits on both sides?

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Case in point: The meme overlooking that the Crusaders got their asses kicked constantly. The Crusades were a long series of disasters, most

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Of their ‘successes’ consisted of attacking themselves.

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Yeah, sorry bit hard to invade the middle east when you have to cross a continent on foot. Bit hard when you're not at all acclimatised...

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Bit hard when you're outnumbered ten to one and your only ambition was to make your poverty stricken ass a little wealthier to feed the...

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oh damn. He put the beer down...

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No remorse. No regret.

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Hopefully nobody called his pint a puff

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[Crusade music intensifies.]

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I wonder how he was planning to get that down his throat in the first place... like... does he pour it through his helmet?

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Duh

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Another genocide by the catholic church.

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ok but both religions were at fault

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A good number of Crusades started at home, in European towns itself, as a cleansing ritual that involved killing the Jews and idolaters.

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A good number of crusades also started as "Oh fuck, what are we going to do with all these young noblemen who want to kill something."

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And then there was the 4th Crusade, which spelled doom for the Eastern Roman Empire.

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It was a bloody slaughter of another religion.

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Both of the religions were at fault. Europe was getting constricted from both sides (Balkans and Iberians) by "Saracen".

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Then the Crusades started & saw the church weld control never seen before. Further Crusades were pure genocide to quench this power thirst.

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First, second and third were retaliatory Crusades. The rest was madness.

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I will always be curious how the hell “the Crusades” became a meme

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I always figured it was an evolution of the Praise the Sun from dark souls. Looks like a crusader > crusade memes

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I guess it was a slow day on the Internet, and some decided to crusade it.

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I mean one of the first memes was "remove kebab" for some reason genocide has always been a popular choice for memes.

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Huh,mixed documentation, but Deus Vult has some content. https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-crusadeshttps://knowyourmeme.com/memes/deus-vult

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So why the fuck would they pick the Crusaders? They don’t exactly have a good win record.

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As a European I can assure you we still have our countries and so there's no need to take anything back from anyone.

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But... but... Constantinople...

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Naaah, we got over it. It's been 600 years.

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Well it's noones buisness but the Turks.

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It was quite unexpected.

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Nono, that's the Inquisition.

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we all expected The Inquisition

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Fucc, I’ve committed heresy of the highest order. Please break me on the wheel and put electric eels in my ass, mr. Pope.

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ok thats a little kinky

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Yes, I’m a heretic and a sinner. Tell me I should be ashamed and god hates me, mr. Pope!

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Judging by the username, you'd know

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My understanding was that it originated among Crusader Kings players.

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DEUS VULT! YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT!

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Deus vult

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Yep, but then it was adopted by sardonic buy angry young white men angry about all manner of things.

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Assholes make everything about themselves and ruin things for everyone else. What else is new? Just ignore them and have your fun.

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That s an interesting statement that I'm sure you have evidence for.

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I can confirm. Us CK2 players have mostly abandoned the meme because it was picked up by some weird people.

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I mean fucking putting a crusade helmet on a WWI German military uniform is 2 red flags on its own

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CKII is great

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If you like spreadsheets and incest.

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who doesn’t? ck2 is the bomb

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Don’t forget about castrating your family

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Because white nationalists.

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Truth sometimes sucks, guys. It's been co-opted by racists and dickheads the perpetuation has been effectively tainted.

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Yeah, to me it's always been hilarious as a way to mock them. (Said as someone who despises colonialism and majored in the dark ages)

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I'm guessing you ignore the half a dozen other motives to go on Crusade... Like the colonialist behavior of the Seljuks pushing into EU.

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So, I’m right. No intelligent life

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Is that a dog whistle I hear?

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Essentially it did start with CRUSADER KINGS but the memeification is definitely shady.

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To be fair, it was Islam.

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True though, any good history book will tell you that the Christian crusades were a reaction to the Islamic crusades

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Wait... you're telling me the religion founded by a war lord also took part in crusades?

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Nope, I pretty much said they started it, but in a different way

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Why he turn away?

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Can't leave war

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He Deserted the war and can no longer return to his home cuz if deserter was found taking refuge in any where than people providing him (1/2

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Refuge were branded as traitors too , so he joined up as mercenary to earn his family some bread 'les he returns to war he will be punished

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I don't think he deserted, just looks like it changed the man he was. Whether he went back or not, he can't understand a normal life nemore

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