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Feb 10, 2018 1:03 AM
sthornShaper
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HypnoticJiggles
Matress commercials are pretty weird, but I mean the slogan can be one lay away from death
ShortblackFlatwhite
#8 actually statistically it's majority black people that do that too. Just that they kill a lot less people doing it, and it's seldom news.
rednorwood3000
Twist and tuck
StupidIdeaMaschine
Where do i get that armed robo chicken?
LordVulpix
The Spiderman one: He could simply say. You could get paid curing cancer AND turning people into dinosaurs.
SuperBekah86
Every time I see this one I reread it because it makes me laugh so hard.
SuperBekah86
The last one I mean. It distracted me from all the other ones before it.
nclu
No one gonna mention “451th”
JesterActual
You were the 1th one
somenerandom
Okay hunting and avoiding guards is one thing but no fucking way can an octopus know water shorts our electric circuits
Rhulain
It probably wasn't trying to 'short' it. It was annoyed so it squirted it. Like how a llama will spit at things.
tcabeen
Could go either way. Go find some documentaries about these crazy mofos. They build cities. No joke brilliant creatures.
AlwaysUpvoteHappyChickens
I listened to the podcast about the Barney guy. Legit.
InsertUnimaginativeUsernameHere
"No one likes this trick."
SexualConsent
"Except Steve, that weird freak!"
TheRicemanCometh
Ay you don't gotta kinkshame poor Steve like that.
SexualConsent
"Yeah, but does he HAVE to masturbate while we're doing the procedure?"
DanielleHL
#20 My cat begs, especially if the food is turkey.
atimewizard
Mine grabs my hand with her paw to bring the food to her mouth.
PenisShapedPoops
Mine doesn't sit patiently, he tries to sneak his paw onto my plate. I guess cause I never did the right thing.
Nondino
My SO once had a dream where he was building shelves, even made motions in his sleep. He was pissed when he woke up and there wasn’t shelves
FwdSlashRoot
I'd be pissed too, shit.
donutjudgeme
That’s so funny. It should be screenshot and reshared.
Nondino
Idk. I’m not sure if he could live through that again.... years later and he still laments that he did all that work and no shelves.
Th3Tr4ShM0nK3y
Is that better or worse than waking up from a dream where you had a magnifecent sandwich only to not have it upon waking up
Nondino
It depends on how much work you put into the sandwich and if you had the ingredients or means to make it upon waking.
asdfgh12678
My brother sacrificed Barney in a bonfire along side a bunch of college students at the age of 12.
Bwentos
There was a midnight parade through a civil war reenactment camp to the cannons, chanting death to barney. Shot him out of a cannon. I was 8
Nondino
My SOs neighbor was a Barney. One day as a young child he saw the Barney on fire running around screaming. Idk what happened but he’s okay.
circlestarwavyline
Phrasing!
razetherunner
....this sentence is woefully unclear, but the frightening ambiguity somehow makes it better so i don't really want to point out the problem
asdfgh12678
I realized halfway through that that sentence was unclear; but then I decided I didn’t care enough to correct it.
SmeachThePeach
There is no problem, Barney is too strong and must have additional sacrifices alongside him to ensure his incorporeal form does not escape.
stonebrood
"just a bard" lol okay consistently one of the strongest classes in all of DnD. versatile skill pool with spells from other classes dayuum
CaptainQuarkk
If you love bards, and haven't already, watch this: https://youtu.be/Eux6fu8P-X0 or
Nitrobskt
Depends on the lvl really, bards take a little while to grow into their power.
FarkasMacTavish
Depends on the level and the edition you're playing; bards are garbage in some editions.
AFineDayForTreason
Found the Bard.
Chemnerd263
Dragon ancestry bard. Pardon while I spit a CONE OF ACID
CaeligoCielo
I feel like anyone who says 'just a bard' has never heard of Scanlan Shorthalt, AKA The Meat Man, aka Burt Reynolds Attorney at Small, AKA
CaeligoCielo
François Bertrand Jean-luc Australia
samsonguy920
Was thinking that if the team is dying, then the applicable term is "shitty" bard.
samsonguy920
For example: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XGZy_RzGxI
stonebrood
if the team is dying the bard can create a magic mansion that is impenetrable to enemies for a day and spirit away his/her companions safely
samsonguy920
I still stand by my shitty bard argument. If that bard couldn't keep all the team from going down, they sure as shit ain't capable of >
samsonguy920
> conjuring up Howl's Moving Castle.