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Aug 2, 2017 7:42 AM
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darkmyst30
On tried to use this trick to find the fucks I give. Still couldn't find any. :(
DanteHicks79
Instructions unclear, got dick stuck in vacuum cleaner
whatwha
Found it
WHATILEARNEDINBOATINGSCHOOLIS
That would make that vacuum suck dick though
hisdudenesselduderino
JohnWickdidnothingwrong
This trick works great for picking up spilled weed, no lie.
mahargthebear
Well played OP.
yourherovii
I'd like to add that I've proven this works when you accidentally drop your weed stash on the carpet.
unencumberedbythethoughtprocess
Picking up spilt marijuana. Coffee filter for coke.
sirbartonslady
I was about to downvote yet another "Life hack" ... until I saw the last few words.
GuitaristDom
*being seen by nurse in Accident & Emergency* "but Imgur told me I'd be ok"
beshi
Well that sucks!
NotGayBottomAnyway
I already put a stocking over my penis whenever I masturbate, now I need another? I'm not made of nylon jerking off money!
Mpisinchanga
I found my penis!
technitium
i was like the 7th person to upvote this last night
nemoe
Ha It is so small it still goes through the pores in the stocking, but at least your mom still likes it
ImJustAPanda
Detachable penis!
DanteHicks79
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
RVME
Still a great idea!
Honorarybanana
Or if you drop a bowl of weed on the floor
DanteHicks79
A solution!!
plglbrth
I didn't read beyond 'earings' and nodded as if it were a great idea.
daguq
FYI, the sentence ends with ... "or your penis".
LegacyMuse
Oh, god, I'm not alone.
vorodar
For the record, you will also find other stuff, like crumbs, hair, dust, etc.
Ashpond
VirtualNaut
I only read the the first line and I was like that is perfect for picking up spilled marijuana.
KSJKL
Not practical for long hair people
zmanz
Hmm, why would a (single) guy own or buy stockings? Oh...
SergeiBoobtitsky
I know you're joking, but if you hunt or play hockey in cold weather, pantyhose are great at keeping your legs warm without being bulky.
Rowee
Bc they're fab?
DexioVexio
Find your penis, 1$.1$ find your penis
LaRosbif
Also works for getting the hamster out from under the sofa as shown by my mum.
Alexander717
Thanks for the laugh. +1
jangalangjangalang
Did this shit when i'd drop my ganja on the ground.
IStabYouEgg
...... fuck. So much wasted weed :(
FloppyBaconOfficial
Nope! Doesn't work! Lies! I still can't find it.
IWasDoingFineFarting
It slipped through stockings' tiny holes. Use the densest stockings you can find.
Buckbeak1486
So, hand knitted Scottish wool stockings?
ActualTttony
*disclaimer* Does not work for women or eunuchs.
LobsterBandito
Eunuchs still have a penis, it's the balls that they're missing.
ActualTttony
....aaand the hit dog hollers.
randomknave
You would know?
Radix865
And then you have Theon who has it the opposite.
Gayforbae
Wait, did he get to keep the balls? I thought he was a nullo
Radix865
Because just removing the shaft would leave him with his sexual desires intact, but nothing to act with.
DuckTapeDude
that doesnt make sense but it made me laugh so heres an upvote
NonMayneStream
How does it not make sense? The pantyhose stop your penis from going all the way in.
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Let's not kid ourselves, it wouldn't go that far, anyway.
cononinator
No you see the problem is it's so small it goes through the holes in the stockings
iShouldBeWorking42
It's a tip for hardcore gender-fluid people with detachable parts
PenisShapedPoops
I woke up this morning with a bad hangover, and my penis was missing again. This happens all the time.
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Just the tip.
theyregooddogsbrant
There's only one reason I get out the vacuum and my penis at the same time
thatwoodguy
Autosuck Autosuck Autosuck
JackieTreehornProductions
[deep nose exhale]
GUVMENTCHEEZE63
I use it to clean out the gunk from under my foreskin
theyregooddogsbrant
Gross! Clever... but gross
CallMeAncalagonTheBlack
To find small things?
StonerCommando
When I was young, I was sooo disappointed I couldn't fit my dick in the vacuum tube. Then I thought it through.
theyregooddogsbrant
Small nozzle?
SuedeCaramel
Penis-Vacuum lightsaber dual! Oh yeah!
Jastaxor
You're gonna rip your dick off
DepressedHappily
*only
squip
Vacuums suck for this sort of thing
Gayforbae
Is your name Stirling?
thatdudethatslonely
MT26sol
It's gotten dusty?
mustachefleas
I said dont disturb me when I'm cleaning my room!
laton
Forgot the "MOM!!!!"
ShadowZX
Doffy!!!!
clark6050
You'll rip your dick off.
SofaKingGreat
Only if it's one of those dysons with the motorized head
CatBlaster5000
You want this vaccum, this is the one that sucks dick.
TwoShoos
WKUK represent
CatBlaster5000
I found my people.
laton
So sexy: https://evacuumstore.com/images/category/medium/2152.jpg
enigmaburrito
Oh yeah...