FrankyOverThere
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Jun 28, 2021 2:00 AM
FrankyOverThere
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Kevinbfree
I love pineapple and I don't like this.
delitescency
The way the colour is distributed, it looks like it's just sucked up food dye :/ look at the pure yellow spot in the centre
Axiomatic13
You are in Thailand? They grow pink there from being a hybrid with papaya.
SweetNonsense
Pam
globalstorm
Specifically engineered to put on pizza to avoid judgement.
ruferto
meat pineapple
chinesemario
(s)ham
thrull
i dont wike it
QAFoundYourBug
I thought this was a ham.
Hotkolbas
Cammo pineapple for pizza
craze
no
ThatKidWhoYoyos
I in fact did not.
fformulaa
Thought it was a ham pineapple at first.
treeclimbernick
Bought one. Was super expensive. ($25). Taste was meh. Much disappoint. So bum.
Munchman347
'Is that a steamed ham?'...
Korbenik
I must know where to acquire as I have a strong urge to turn this into a mead.
midlifecrisisapproaching
Definitely thought that was ham.
capricaria
I..did not.
rbudrick
These are made by dole and selling for 50 bucks apiece until they recoup their costs, cost em fuckin millions to develop and breed these.
AndySlash
i did not.
greywarden112358
hellsCosmosDog
That’s disgusting.
hellsCosmosDog
But I love it.
AFrugalMoogle
I’ve seen these at my local supermarket. How does it feel to pay $10+ for a pineapple? I’ll never know.
VagisilToothpaste
$10? That's a steal. When I watched someone on YT do a taste test of one of these it was sent to her from Dole and was priced at $50!
necrojoe
https://maui.gold/collections/frontpage/products/maui-gold-pineapple-single-pack
AFrugalMoogle
So it gets you high, right?
Cabreza
They sell these near me. Is it genetically pink or do they water it with red food dye?
VagisilToothpaste
Lycopene makes it pink
DukeOfBadDecisions
Its engineered to produce less enzymes that digest lycopene.
FrankyOverThere
Lady at the famers market told me they were breeding pineapple's to be sweeter and it just turn pink unintentionally
Alexoyeah
Even SWEETER pineapple??
somnif
There are a number of sweeter/less acidic varieties that just aren't really commercially viable (uneven growing, don't ship well, etc).
GodzillaBoomingMarketOfDiabetes
Pink pineapple is a name of a hentai company
BrickSniper33
This was INSTANTANEOUSLY what popped into my head seeing this. I am never free of sin.
METDeath
None of us are, and that's okay.
remingtn
Bubbells
Thank you for preventing me from asking where to get one
ashittypuncomment
BusterH
HaveYouEverEverFletLikeThis
https://youtu.be/jKdC6kH4Lw4
EnemyoftheSteak
This is exactly what I came to see
rbudrick
Ppap.
WTFisUnderwear
This has to be one of the stupidest things I've ever seen on the internet. I LOVE IT!
ameranthe
I watch it at least once every time someone posts it. Its so stupid! But I can't look away.
headabroccoli
I’d like to unsee that when i try to sleep.
feelallthefeels
Same. I’m 3am scrolling cause I can’t sleep.. looks like I’ll be up all night
SharkoutofWata
Welshboy100
Looks more like a penapplepineapplepen to me
JanCicvarek
Yeah but Ryuk is mirrored to you
PapaDeltaXray
Cause Japanese is read right to left.
JustMe4455
Hamapple
shadowbehindthebread
Hamantha
SmergBlaerghl
Armored ham
yourqueenrat
Hamb
ReleaseTheBeeees
Hamanas
aurennial
How do you like hamapples?!
wolfcunt
Pinehample
SnaccAttacc
I'll take mine steamed, thanks
IsThisAlreadyChosen
Perfect on pizza.
WonderfunkJones
Ham apple apple pen.
DeKetsendeRechter
Hamanas
EmberRingtail
It was too good and easy not to have allready been said
HarryPotter918
Two pizza toppings in one!!
CaveCanem
Pen-hamapple-apple-pen
WonderfunkJones
Darn you got to it first
Septcanmat
A new kind of pizza is born: Pine and Hamapple.
TallDarkndHandsy
Pen pen apple apple pen
Daridae
Rum hamapple
Dingmeatgroup
HAMPPLE
MagmaCarta
scherudion
Cal74
Is that a man cheetah costume??
mockzaylin
pink pineapple sounds like one of those things you don't want to search for on the internet
abruptlycontriveddingo
When I was in the army, I hooked up with a rando. It took three shots of penicillin, but my bad case of "pink pineapple" finally cleared up.
Ryebread91
Get blue waffle, salsa snack and pink pineapple and you've almost got a full meal.
tracereading
They're a studio. From Japan. Yeah. I think you can guess.
Itry2dostuff
Or maybe you do!
kluang
yomahnn
Agreed. But I’d bet it goes well with these blue waffles
BeanMugged
Especially if you're a tub girl at a lemon party
XLIILXIX
It will be now…and I want you to know, this is your fault.
ProfessorMatt
Or something from the Urban Dictionary.
yomahnn
Those are often one and the same
Christx30
Like "Wind surfing on Mount Baldy" or "Shaking hands with Abraham Lincoln, if you know what I mean."
DestinyPrevails
The real cruelty is how I couldn't resist looking that up on UD and now I know things I didn't want to know.
Abtrogdor
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_titles_by_Pink_Pineapple
DireWolf505
Yup, beat me to it.
inboxmeyourcomputerporn
Lol. I was really hoping someone would paste the h anime tv link to the brand release list.
hammersquirrel
zaboomy1
Teal waffle
DefinitelyNotAFed
They knew
abrakadaBRO
jason6dog
Pls don’t make me google it.
strangelyaddicting
Don't be a pussy. Find it, understand it and then pass it on to our youth.
hammersquirrel
I serve them at every lemon party
Itry2dostuff
Blue waffles no, but pink pineapple….eh depends on your fetish. Cartoonie tentacles is a hint.
TeddyMoment
ThanosTheGreat
Omg. I remember watching this movie. But I can’t remember the name. Was a good movie.
RoscoePSoultrain
So many great lines. John Goodman!
superduperyooperthatspissedoff
Is it Raising Arizona?
annterland
Raising Arizona from 1987
ThanosTheGreat
That’s the one. Remembered it had something to do with ‘Arizona’.
DooganWang
Why is it pink?
mikeatike
Why are you?
DeKetsendeRechter
Do you not wash yours with soap?
IWasToldThereWouldBePie
All of these responses are wonderful. I love you sarcastic assholes.
VagisilToothpaste
Lycopene...the stuff that makes tomatoes red and whatnot.
elemcsere
Im more concered for the lack of pine.
locksstock
Himalayan
venomlash
Because of the tiny crustaceans it feeds on.
sofacat123
I choose to believe this one
Niddhoger
IDK. There are plenty of weird colored heirloom crops. So likely bred this way. I grew purple potatoes once: looked like vomit when mashed.
FaustsAccountant
The Peruvian purple potatoes?
drenix
To disguise it as ham and put it on pizza.
StuffOfNightmares
selective breeding or something as i recall, they're really delicious and cost like 50$ a pop.
troyandabedpostoniiiiimgur
History repeats it's self. Rich people will be displaying these in no time.
FrankyOverThere
They were only $12 at the farmers market I went to.
SuperFatGirl
Saw this at a Japanese market for $20
LurkerOfDarkness
Only...
erischilde
Damn, I'm gonna have to seek one out! Wife will love it! Pineapples here have been a surprisingly good price, 3 to 6 bucks.
erischilde
Been eating one a week for like.. 3 weeks now?
StuffOfNightmares
when I saw them they were still really new
TheSunIsTooHot
I remember them being on sale on websites for 30-40 too, yeah. Surprising they're at farmers markets now, will have to check local.
itsjustabeaver
You’re soooooo coollll hmmmmm
StuffOfNightmares
haha I deserve that, we got them as a sample at one of my old jobs.
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
LoneWolfandCub
How do you do to make a comment to include a picture? (Imgur-app on iPhone)
hamberglar
You can also just paste the link to any image/video on imgur.
LoneWolfandCub
But when I tried that the comment just showed the link as text. Not the image itself?!
hamberglar
maybe it doesn't work with mobile links?
ididmyparttoo
Reply > heart icon on the left > select one of your favourites OR reply > GIF icon on the left > select one of the gifs
LoneWolfandCub
Thank You! I will try this…
LoneWolfandCub
Did a test and choose a favorite but the comment did Not show the picture, just the link to it!? (Text) Kind of You to help! ?
nobodyreadsusernamesanyway
Select the picture you favorited, remove the heart, tap on the picture so the frame around it is back, heart it again. Now it should work