nekkunekku
211079
4781
222
Types of zombies in GoT
Aug 30, 2017 1:15 PM
nekkunekku
211079
4781
222
UnpopularOpinionsGuy
Where's Rob Zombie?
DiarrheaTsunami
My favorite MUSE song.
ToastedVanilla
And then there's Zombie Zombie aka Catelyn
faeros
What ever happened to her?
Flonaise
Too bad there was no Robb Zombie.
ClaireTargaryen
the mountain is more like darth vader
LimeMime565
Where's dumb cunt?
twatapotamus
SidFinch168
Is there something looking through the window?
TheMiseryOfOthersMakesMeHappy
Huh, I'm Jorah Mormont, I never even realized.....
PAPYRUS01
So... Dormut...is...?
Coolonoccasion
llama, llama, duck.
OfficialJimmieRustlers
Cersei's new queensguard armor looks silly compared to the old golden ones...
corvandus
White Walkers aren't zombies. They are immortal, but not undead. You're thinking of their Wights, which they control with necromancy.
marshawnlynchatapressinterviewsaying
White walkers are not immortal.
corvandus
They can be killed, they cannot die of age.
NerdN1
People really have to differentiate white walkers and wights. White walkers are the scary bosses with ice powers. Wights are dumb mooks.
Earan
Beric Dondarrion isn't a dumb mook
IMAKEYOURHEADSVOICEYELL
DUMB CUNTS* AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT THE HOUND TAUGHT ME
NerdN1
No, Dumb Cunt is in a class all his own. He's like the Night King of the wights now.
Flixster
I can't tell you how many people I've seen that think they're all the same thing.
StalkerSan
That's because the show didn't use the term "wight" a lot.
Flixster
Yeah. And even when they do, it just sounds like "white", a shortening of White Walkers, which they also 1/2
Flixster
call "walkers" sometimes, which is the name of zombies on other TV shows. I almost can't blame casual watchers for getting them confused 2/2
DigitalWaffle
I loved this series until the zombies came out. I feel it took so much away from it. In the books they were described as beautiful & lithe.
Flixster
The problem is they don't do enough to distinguish between the Others and the wights on the show. So many viewers think they're all the same
SentOS
Who? The White Walkers or Withs/Zombies?
NerdN1
So evil ice-elves with a zombie (wight) army?
dembonz00
So, you loved it up until the first 5 minutes of episode 1?
DigitalWaffle
I feel it was severely cheapened by how they portrayed the white walkers.
SarcasticComment
I can understand this. GRRM's inspiration came from the "Sidhe" of Celtic mythology. They were meant to be a fair, magical race.
DigitalWaffle
Yep. You got it.
LostLocust
They look beautiful and lithe to me ...
SarcasticComment
I'm going to disagree. In the books, the 13th Lord Commander (the Night King) fell in love with a female WW due to her enchanting beauty
[deleted]
[deleted]
dembonz00
In chanting.
SarcasticComment
unless this is your fetish, I don't see their women as something to get excited for
DrKriegersClone
Wait a minute ... if Jon does knock up his aunt, is the fucked-up baby going to be inbred AND half undead?
manamongstyou
Platinum cock gobbler can only get preggo by fam. It's the Targaryen way.
Fraggleish
I wondered if she actually died and was reborn in the fire.
LordConti
Well incest outside of siblings or parents is actually dramatically less risky. Genetic diversity is still an issue, but not as much.
valrios
But the thing Is, Dany is already quite inbred, and so is Jon's dad. A guy did maths, siblings share 50% DNA, Jon and Dany share about 44%
yinxuu
Egyptian royalties married aiblings for hundres of yeats
CasumWallum
Probably won't matter anyway. I'm pretty certain Dany will end up as Nissa Nissa.
ProgeriaProstitutes
Can an undead give life?
imooforyou
Maybe the "prince who was promised" actually has to be part undead to defeat the Night King? Maybe his offspring will be the prince?
Imgurislongerfunny
... holy shit. You did it. You solved it.
imooforyou
I know. I'm kind of fucking amazing.
VeryMoistTowelettes
The Targaryens have been doing sibling incest for years and they're relatively fine... relatively.
Doopapotamus
Due to magic genetic shenanigans, the Targaryens get away with just having a ~50/50 shot of being completely bonkers assholes as disability.
MrXilas
The fact that the Targaryans have not gone full Habsburg is proof magic is really powerful in Westeros.
Earan
The 50/50 shot at being bonkers was a figure of speech rather than literal odds, FWIW
imooforyou
Thats what I was wondering. He fucking died. Can he even knock anyone up now?
dembonz00
Presumably, due to biology, his sperm is still alive and well bc he wasn't dead long enough to turn cold despite being in a frozen wasteland
DrKriegersClone
Generally, people who survive prolonged heart stoppages are usually better off if they were kept cold.
imooforyou
Wasn't he dead for almost a full day? Actually. Was it 2 days?
dembonz00
I think Olly was the only one to knife him in the heart.
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
Olly Olly oxen free! bahahaha
AGrammeIsBetterThanADamn
Oh sure, his heart had six fucking holes in it but let's all worry about the physiology of the reproductive system as a plot hole
imooforyou
Dammmnnn. Triggered much? It was just a question. Take it down a notch, fedora.
imooforyou
And he was only stabbed once in the heart, but i digress from the tantrum. :)