They’re also bigger, you wanna rub that in the great white sharks face too? If they’re so great then why isn’t it in their name?! Never heard of a Great Greenland shark.
And those black eyes roll over white and then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.
MuchLoveToYou
That thing does not want to be left alone. He is taking on anything between himself and his desires. The scars are proof of his tenacity.
rchcopper
Boop!
AGuyNamedCJ
I'd listen to his stories.
ShaunSchaf
me too, sharky. Me too
Namotatop
cuuuuute!!!!!!!
Dissipo
Mondays have been hard on bro
whowantssome
Sharks don’t get old. They just keep growing
Tengenstein
Me too, shark. Me too.
CatSparkleBreaker
me too, shark, me too 🦈
PlasticFicus
Get off my lawn
Spiffytown
I’ve come to expect gifts from sharks on Wednesdays. Pay up, Terry.
Quizz25S
That big guy's SEEN SOME SHIT
CrapsMcgee
Rudolf the red nosed Sharkie...
colfish
Grandma shark do do doo do do do doo
Chronomechanist
Then here's an idea... Leave it the fuck alone! Why would you go near that thing? Nooooooope.
Ajmille305
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OliverKlosof
COOL!
theskepticinme
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terrywat5
It's still got all it's own teeth, so it's got that going for it.
Donaldbain
Does it have an LED nose piercing?
3wattbulb
No, the shark is in the Indian Ocean. It's a caste mark
jj86
I think that one pixel has gone bad.
MatrimBloodyCauthon
The shark killed it
Delathi
Frikkin laser beam
tombeithemist
Slackatak
They were THAT close and they didn't boop the snoot. I'm so disappointed. What a missed opportunity! 😁
howimetyourauntrobin2
I would not try to jump that shark
aycaramba
not friend shaped.. but majestic, stop killing them for their fin
DonL9
Me, too, shark. Me, too.
57rescraft9
What does that red dot on his snout mean? Coffee's ready.
whatexactlyisthefunctionofarubberduck
That's one scarred shark
crespomodesto
red dot sight damn
IHaveNoIdeaAnymore
What does that mean?
crespomodesto
idk it was a joke about the red dot on his head
bekindtoanimals
Beautiful
Kevinbfree
Majestic
Chromentor
White sharks have nothing on Greenland Sharks. They can live up to 500(!) years!
WhenWillThenBeNowSoon
They’re also bigger, you wanna rub that in the great white sharks face too? If they’re so great then why isn’t it in their name?! Never heard of a Great Greenland shark.
Chromentor
WhenWillThenBeNowSoon
Thanks for helping me think of a screen name for this account.
BaloneyBob
A dolls eyes…
kuijpers27184
And no cataract
PantsOfGlory
When he comes at you he doesn’t seem to be living until he bites you
iseecacogens
And those black eyes roll over white and then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin' and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin' and the hollerin' they all come in and rip you to pieces.
smokinghashalg
I've read it in his tone all dramatic like too. I've seen that movie waaay too many times growing up
socraticmeathead
Fairwell and adieu to you fair Spanish ladies . . .
firlefranz
A little music to go with it?
https://archive.org/details/tvtunes_21008