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TheOneThatGotBanned
it's weird, but I kinda agree with J.D. Couch fucker.
critforbrains
Why does he have extra sideburns?
ComoSeIguana
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bexxMaker
RadasNoir
It's so bad, it seems like even the gullible rubes that make up Trump's cult can tell this guy is fake as fuck.
Jaqdakloun
His face makes me sick to my stomach
zHurk777
Someone should ask Vance if he'll convert to Hinduism. ps: his wife is probably awful as she clerked for SCOTUS justices kavanaugh and roberts, plus she married vance. gross.
TiredBanana
Sometimes when you get older, your beard turns white.
ericleon333
You think he did it?
DarwinGreen5
guitarfourtysix
The Sofa King. He's sofa king stupid.
berlinson
Usha Vance is genuinely hot tho
aluminumonkey
I still don't see how someone like this could make it to that position.
staceyjorgenson31415
#WoodChipper🤞 The whole fuckin lot of them
lonelyrangerofthedreams
To be fair you should add the pope to the “kill” column and a couch to the “fuck” one.
Timesarrows
C. Kirk - "they're going to kill me" in his own words - SECRET Charlie Kirk Texts Change ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_9gP88YWyk
cjandstuff
This man doing to eyeshadow, what Hitler did to the toothbrush mustache.
Sebastopol140
He looks... shady.
MyGreatestFearBoner
Thats the eye shadow.
PrincessWasabi
Guyliner ? Or eyeshadow haha
TheMoonBnuuy
has he added eye shadow and lipstick to his makeup routine?
thatlooksinfected
Shouldn't the fuck picture be of a couch?
76Tromboners
Business Chucky
Timesarrows
Erika Kirk and Fox encourage supporters to go on murder spree. 'You have no idea what you just have unleashed'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lNF50VGFk4
BoxcutterPazzy
Well yea of course they want charlie kirks' wife in their circle she can bring them young women. That is what she was doing before she married kirk she was a sex trafficker
unfortunatelynotdeadyet
You could have used the pope for kill.
AyatollahBahloni
FTFY
VeloxFox
Now replace Charlie Kirk with the Pope....
T3sl4co1l
Por que no los dos? They could have a threesome!
BrockEffingSamson
Can we also replace Kirk's face with the American flag?
ErwiinMadness
Ok this made me spit out my morning coffee in laughter.
AlexandraValove
RichardBehind
He killed the pope!
cousteau
NGL I opened this post just to upvote this comment as soon as I saw it
literallymike
MyVirginityIsGrowingBack
AyatollahBahloni
PervertedTango
Nice picture of a couch under the word "fuck"
ineedscoffee
Where’s the pope in all of this?
ReaperCDN
Watching the kids.
ldstrike
He already killed the Pope, now he's the Kirk killer too?
pumpactionsunshine
Huge if true... 😏😇
ConnectToReality
Didn't have something to do with the pope?
FlintNorth44
You don't know just how true this may be...
protoman1080
I get two but not the blonde, who is she?
Squossifrage
Charlie Kirk's widow Erika Kirk, who was recently seen being suspiciously handsy with JD Vance.
JoeHarkins
Please do NOT spread the rumor that a well known and ambitious office holder had something to do with the sudden death of the well known husband of a hot chick in leather pants. It's not true. So stop spreading that vicisous rumor, unless you believe it.
Subsound
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SarcasticComment
JD's wife is doing everything to keep this failing marriage alive. show respect, people
khora
No, it was the pope he killed.
Illinifan88
The admin clearly had Kirk killed.
They needed to frame the left as violent, so they picked a kid from a loyal MAGA family to kill a high profile but ultimately irrelevant figure.
They also, of course, needed a massive distraction from the Epstein files.
Kirk's wife was probably all for it. You know that dipshit was unbearable at home. Now she has his media platform and his money, without listening to him bitch all the time.
Feralkyn
Idk dude I'm all for a GOOD conspiracy theory but the far right have SO many enemies that this kinda shit is becoming inevitable. And the weirdest part is that half of those enemies are just... people *farther* right, who somehow consider them traitors.
TheSinhound
No, his wife had him killed, and it was an IDF member that pulled the trigger (follow the money, always follow the money).
khora
It would make more sense if they killed someone that mattered to anyone but them.
SarcasticComment
honestly, you barely hear about Kirk. he was a flash in the pan with a weak lasting legacy.
Illinifan88
Who's "them?" Trump's circle?
It had to be one of them. They had to be the victims of a "violent left" assassination.
khora
But Charlie Kirk was important. There is no one else on the presidential path on the MAGA side.
Illinifan88
I'm not sure if you're trolling or incredibly stupid.
Kirk was never going to be president. He would probably never be elected to office. The only people that like him are incel men/boys.
The right likes him now because he's a sympathetic figure, but most boomers had never even heard of him before he died.