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May 5, 2016 8:12 AM
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notacop94
Oh look, a salad with some beef thrown in, and two large croutons...we can feel good about eating it.
AnthropomorphicMilkshake
Can't we get this burger to my mouth instead?
mauikitty7483
The top of "American's breakfast tomorrow" list? Done. *As an American who eats burgers for breakfast...sometimes.
ElTigreChang
This website is retarded.
KingKrown
Just looking at it raised my blood pressure.
ScoutMedic
Imma toucha tha burger
ScuseMeWhileIWhipThisOut
GET IN MA BELLEH!
theothermeisdead
Does anyone actually read this comment?
Electricapplefarmer
The bun doe.. Looks scrumptious.
thehighestofways
http://imgur.com/HAao1dY
JeffCurtis
I gained 5 pounds just looking at this!
WhiskeyAndDisregard
McDonald's, really?
jimothywilson
http://imgur.com/gJf4iXg
AuthenticMexicanBurrito
God damn it!! My first week dieting, I have two more days left until cheat day. I hate you @op
BushelOfLabeouf
STOP WITH THESE POSTS
IbleedfirstthereforIwin
GoshNotMe
I always upvote burgers.
Carlox
I can feel my arteries clogging just by looking at it. I want three right now!
Vectorman2
Hello fellow American, fire off any good weapons lately?
twofishtails
I like your style. Great discussion on another post about wearing flip-flops while firing automatic weapons. Feels like Jly 4th already!
imajames
Is this viral McDonald's marketing?
3toedsloth
I know the wrapper says McDonald's, but somehow my brain refuses to believe they make a burger like that.
DonutWholes
No. You do not understand. Freedom never sleeps. *bald eagle screeches in background*
jdw4807
BILF.
AlonzoMoselyFBI
I'll allow it. +1
radicalflaarqueen
that burger would've cost you a goddamn fortune D: cyt is so expensive
KayneArcheron
eh, I've spent more at Carl's Jr. / Hardees for their Guacamole Bacon Burger.
ScootinPutin
Everytime I'm insanely hungry and I'm waiting for my food I come across Burgerposts... WHY!?
Cere4l
same, at work. on a sales night day so imma order a burger in 2 hours. and i was already hungry and waiting :(
cleverbeans
It's called "attentional bias" and it means you tend to notice what you're thinking about.
ScootinPutin
I swear, I never see burgerposts in other situations. I know that because I adore burgers and I always upvote them (and no, im not fat)
A1Matt
Y'ALL THIS IS FROM A MOFUCKING MCDONALDS.
TheCrispRobot
You sure? Looks Five Guys-y to me
vuickb6
5 guys wraps their burgers in foil not paper.
TheCrispRobot
nevermind. I see the golden arch
A1Matt
lol 5 guys was actually my first guess too til I did some research in the other comments
BoromirProtectionSquad
I think you forgot that timezones exist
HoboHumpinSloboBabe
I think you forgot that these aren't actually serious.
VyseN
Or... maybe we're all asleep, and this is all just a beautiful dream?
MapleCurry
BWAAAAHH!!
CaptainArminius
That looks like a hell of a burger.
ihatepeoplebutihatemyselfthemost
Can you believe it's McDonalds
ButterMyButtAndCallMeBiscuit
I didn't until I saw the "I'm lovin' it" on the wrapper.
CaptainArminius
I see it. Guy had a lot of extra ingredients added.
Jocowa1999
Build Your Own Sandwich machine?
NeverEndingStars
Wait, it's from McDonald's??!
ATalkingMushroom
There is absolutely no way that's Old McDickle's. Though it's not Five Guys either... Someone help me out here...
ihatepeoplebutihatemyselfthemost
Its called CYT. Create Your Taste. I think its only in NZ and Australia right now... Its insanely good is all I can say
OhFaceYeah
Look at the wrapper
ATalkingMushroom
Yeah, I already did, and I don't see any Old McDickle's stuff on there.
OhFaceYeah
On the left side you can clearly see the arched M and I'm lovin' it
WeaverOfDreamsAtTheLoomOfTheMind7
We get it, you're fat.
Quest4Life
found the vegan
ILikeImgur69
As much as I fucking love burgers, this is too much for me tbh.
BYERE
No, I agree with them. You're fat. Now pass me one of them tasty looking burgers, 'cos I'm fat too! (And there's nothing wrong with that!)
Quest4Life
careful now, saying theres nothing wrong with being fat on the interenet will get you your very own meme...
BYERE
I'm not sure whether to be scared or honoured by living in such infamy...
twofishtails
The important thing is to be an upvote whore
TheDirtyDougler
Why is that bacon not on the burger?
AndHeCycledAway
bacon fries
BrandenJensen
Why is the burger...NOT ON THE BACON!?!?!
MrPeanutButtersDog
He's not an animal!
Hahandfuckyou
I don't trust how people cook my bacon. It's always too crunchy. CHEWY BACON FTW.
teskadera
I am the opposite in preference. Bacon should get a doneness ask like steak.
Hahandfuckyou
With that I agree. I may have to make an internet guide one of these weekends... for bacon science.
lettucerejoiceinthenameofscience
I can cook crunchy bacon and chewy bacon to the same color and donenes, where all the fat is fried..
Hahandfuckyou
But I want to chew it, why would you want it gone? :(
shoeboxwarrior
ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD
LLjuk
ADDEMALL
CluelessAmerican
My kind of burger
ToxicPineapple
+1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1 +1
Slasherpeepee
Attention deficit disorder
mikeatike
This person knows how to burger.
WaitUmmmWhat
Actually it looks more like, "ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD". But I could be wrong.
mikeatike
ADDERALL
TheMythicalJackalope
Five guys ???? Most likely
ihatepeoplebutihatemyselfthemost
CYT McDonalds. Its really good
SophiclesGoatcheese
What the fuck. Did they start off with flour?
attackcat
was wondering the same thing. probably just the wrapper.
YoureACheapDate
I suspect Bubble Bass.
blargedyblargedy
http://www.sbmania.net/imageforums.php?img=3f8CBNKoiEbJ5jV7nUz8rX%2Bo8IXuTyLy0Hpc7IjUn0w%3D
thedaps
Still no picklessssss.
dagg3r
What are we adding... I need to know
octikitten
By the look of it, what ARENT they adding
fluffysstuff
ADD bacon. ADD cheese. ADD lettuce. ADD onion rings. ADD tomato. ADD sex.
mbhatter
Toppings
CootieQueenofLintLickers
Diabeetus
GamiCross
E V E R Y T H I N G . It's the secret ingredient to Eggs Erroneous
tiduszecht
"How many of our ingredients do you want?"
marvelboy
Its a customised (create your taste) burger from McDonalds, ADD is adding the toppings between them buns.
razetherunner
that... came from a McDonalds? idontwanttoliveonthisplanetanymore.gif
TheOneRingHobbitses
The truth is the grease in the burger actually provides lubrication to the heart helping it beat more efficiently.
LNmd
The sad thing is that there is an anti-vaccer somewhere thy will use this as evidence!
Ayydrian272
That doesn't mean we can just ignore the rest of its other bad effects on our health.
twofishtails
But we can ignore you!
dannicusrex
The FDA doesn't want us to know that you're on a list now
AuthenticMexicanBurrito
I hear cigarettes are good for your lungs too
TheAnnihilemon
This was the most educated bullshit I've ever came across. You know what, take it +1.
tappthatandswingforamiss
I want to believe!
Blanklabel
Believing the opposite has lead to more heart attacks.
jooveslikemagger
r/shittyaskscience
shimmyshimmyyashimmyyamshimmyyay
Until 2 weeks ago I would have believed you, then I had heart failure and can never eat that again.. Now I masturbate to it.
MrPink1
And the arteries, making blood move faster.
Bigballz
I never question science
ilovecheeseburgers
My running group doesn't believe me that burgers lube joints and prevent injuries, but guess which one of us has never been injured?
bananabody
what a greasy lie
shoutuckerfatheroftheyear
that doesnt sound right but i dont know enough about science to refute it.
TitaniumMonkeyBalls
It's also a terrific hang-over cure
twofishtails
Totally is, and yet the fairy tale that you shouldn't eat red meat for a hangover persists everywhere.
Dani3113
#science
LostCyclone
I. . .I don't think that's how it works. . .
twofishtails
More fries?
nouseforanameforthisshit
As a cardiologist, this is true. Trust me, i'm from the Interwebz.
NoYouNeedYOURStomachPumped
Ooo ooo what's your favorite DOAC?!
twofishtails
I'd like to extend an invitation for you to immediately join my practice.
Darkspire
Get that lettuce out of there, it blocks everything up during digestion.
SpiralOutKek
hahahaha, I just typed a comment to say you made me laugh
Darkspire
Kek. +1
ISmellManFlesh
As a biology student, this is 100% accurate.
twofishtails
Yep, did my Ph.D. thesis on this. Ate 3 half-pounders with fries daily for a year and served them at my dissertation. Instant doctorate!
MrPewpyPants
Is this true?
twofishtails
Sadly, no ;-) . There's been some great riffing on Ph.D.s recently on Imgur, though. it is a good idea to feed the committee, though.
onepositivedude
and the salt hydrates you!
Applepotamus
hail hydrate
AwkwardOstrichGirl
Not sure if you're joking but this is actually accurate. Your flesh house needs salt to retain water.
twofishtails
*flesh*
onepositivedude
The joke is that there is way more salt than you need in most 'junk' food
twofishtails
The joke is the AMA has backtracked on the supposed association between slat and hypertension and no longer backs the theory.
AwkwardOstrichGirl
BOOM! Yes. Thank you for knowing this.
Escueleto
I use burger grease to lubricate everything
FatKontroller
If you know what I mean....
NTG59
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ConstantlySearchingForMyDadOnImgur
Go on
becausebugeye
Not now!! 'Batin'!!
ebraun99
Mostly for anal though
eetsumkaus
who wouldn't want meat juice with their meat juice?
Madv1lla1n
Nah fuck that, I'd never get past the pegging stage before needing to fire up the grill!!
youdirtybastard69
Everything?
Alcard
Did he stutter?
OneStrangeOnion
Everything.
TheRanter
Everything?
imakemistakedontallhumans
Eurrythung
CannedBread1
Everything?!