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bossymeatbag
Thank you. This is the first time my husband and I laughed this morning.
TheWorldSpinsMadlyOn
Too soon...
ComradeSillyOtter
My parents health insurance costs about 20 thousand dollars a year.. So.. It can't get any worse, can it? :'D .. C-can it?
ColdAsHell
Thank you for this....made me laugh.
lilfluffyfloofs
eversoft
Time for a prison shanking then
Rediculocity
https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2013-09/enhanced/webdr03/27/6/anigif_enhanced-buzz-14672-1380277448-0.gif
R2D3PoSkywalkerthe3rd
Clever..
bananafats1
peperinus
Congratulation uneducated bastards!
zflazeda
Ironically Trump won college educated white men demographic. But they always vote Republican
Lipalesa
K, now seriously, let's not let this be the case, America.
DerpyDuck1
footfoe
First spray tan American to be president. What a hero.
kreiziivan
you were waiting all year to post this weren't you...
dangrig
Trump elected on 9/11. Where is my tin foil hat ? ))))))))))))))
theavengingewok
The problem is by using that format the actual 9/11 would be 11/9, so...
CalvadosConfiture
BUT 11/9 IS 9/11 BACKWARDS.
ohHiMark2000
Riding this to FP like
TheyCallMeSkittles
Orange is the new black, series finale: Trumerica
Apelehamamama
I read Turmeric!
TheyCallMeSkittles
So did my phone! It kept trying to autocorrect it to Turmeric!
Croso
Wow. This is gold. Well, orange. You get what I mean.
OldSaintDickolas
MercifulMuse
IfmynameisDICKdoesthatmakemeNSFW
squishyfishysquish
sebescamilla4
Jupitermynx
Don't let the door hit his ass on the way out!
DreamCrushed
Can I ride this post to FP? I want at least something to go well for me tonight...
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Addeen
Where did anyone state that it was?
Dydegu
Have an upvote, friend.
datma
Permission granted +1
DrakuliasAlfonz
Don't worry, America will be ridden to the front page for the next 4 years.
isforwinrars
RaRaPotato
all I know is that the episode of South Park this week is going to be off the fucking chain.
Chemeli
Just this week? Try the next 4 years!
ImmaEaty0Face
YES
ImmaEaty0Face
The topics that matter!!! <3
finninthejakesuit
Seanthombbomb
Look on the brightside, at least now theres a first lady you can wank over for the first time in history..
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
Also, by FAR the dumbest first lady ever. Nancy Reagan was a little ditzy some times, but she likely had 20 IQ points on Melania.
ashipthatshipsshippingships
You better believe they were up all night working on it.
GrabbinSince05
I wish trump was portrayed in the new south parks instead of Mr garrison
darthsteve333
Well, he was there for a little bit....
MFaust
Actually next weeks will be, they finished all their work on this weeks this morning/last night. but yea, agreed.
Thomas61197
Pussy on the chainwax
0hnonono
Oh geez!!
weepingvagina
Yeah enjoy it whilst you still have tv
sassybeckalicious
I have to admit that was my second thought upon waking the next morning.
zoolander07
I hope it's like a 3 episode special
jericlop
Buckle up buckaroos!
AngeloPetraglia
beat me to it!
mijiza
I comforted myself knowing that the Last Week Tonight in coming years will be really really enjoyable....
Arcian
I can't wait for John Oliver's next "rock bottom"-rant.
TheRealSirGregorCleganeTheMountain
Yep. The world's going to shit but at least comedians will thrive.
GoCorral
Member when we thought Clinton was going to win?
Exarain
Oooou, I don't member because she's the worse candidate.
photographiks
That shit show is still on?
muisverriet
It's far from shit. It's an extremely clever show.
photographiks
ahhhh. idk Clever is Rick and Morty or Venture Bros, But SP its all satire and dick and fart jokes...
sslih
And rick and Morty isn't? U wot
muisverriet
Rick and Morty has more dick jokes every episode than SP has every season. There's always a clever undertone to South Park.
CoolioStallone
My only comfort.
Frykook5643
As a resident of Massachusetts, there will be more than one comfort
CoolioStallone
Shit. I need to move.
DurendaI
The marijuana was legalised for recreational use, no?
Helioture
Ah yes, the marijuanas
Ltsmash44
And snl has Chappelle this week...
getotterhere
FPAwperbad
Chappelle apparently supported Trump, if you believe his last couple shows.
Counterfit
And motherfucking Tribe Called Quest!
bisclavrt
Chappelle supported Trump.
MantisTobagganMD
No, he said Trump doesn't deserve as much shit as he gets, and Hillary is awful, and then proceeded to say he will vote for Clinton.
bisclavrt
Pretty much yea.
UpVoteAlpacas
Really?? Show me some proof please
bisclavrt
http://observer.com/2016/11/dave-chappelle-defends-trump-rips-clinton-shes-not-right-and-we-all-know-it/ read what he says.
UpVoteAlpacas
Thanks
bisclavrt
Since then he stated he isn't pro-trump but that was just yesterday I believe.
SpazmaticJ
Hell yeah, only good to come of this
weresmurf
That, and Jon Stewart just got major incentive to come back to tv...
kevincow
I don't know if Jon's heart could handle 4 years of Trump. He barely made it through Bush.
RaynWisp
The whole commentary cycle AND comedy genre just got a big gift today... may they use it well.
SpazmaticJ
That's it ey amigos... He is a meme that went too far *Harambe* it's great that the best thing is the comedy to come from this utter twat.
dsswaff
Literally just said "Fuck that's good". This is well fucking done OC OP. on to the FP
cardiganking
same
fr1080f
This has been around for the last year though.
MoistTissue
I kinda just shouted "fuck you" and doubled tapped.... *sighs* once we gone black we kinda wanna go back
TheArtFriend
Obama even told this joke when he was on Fallon (of course he said orange is NOT the new black), so ... nah. This ain't OC.
FergalHB
The resolution screams not OC. You look silly.
MRWIRealiseYouCanChangeUsernames
I'd like to know how long ago he got the idea. How long have you been waiting to post this @OP ?
winsZero
So...I did see this in a dump a few days ago. Looks like it's using the same faces too. Don't have a source, but definitely not OC.
DoctorTurkTurkleton
Nothing is ever OC
slutstation
Yea, not OC. Seen it like three months ago
winsZero
Still funny and worth posting today though
winsZero
Now that I'm having a conversation with myself, Google images popped this sucker up:
DidItForScience
Exactly what unholy pact did the Cubs sign to win that World Series?
Skllill
This. Totally this. The internet; it's yours. Take it. You've earned it
KentuckyFriedChildren
Even the Dark Lord Lucifer doesn't want his hands on this shit show. Nooooo Sor.
Ynigmatik
Cubs win Trump wins and more wishes
boyjander
They got Babe Ruths lucky bat!
44no44
Can we just... switch these two unprecedented victories around? Elect the Cubs, and give Trump a shiny trophy? I think he'd like that.
VeryMoistTowelettes
They signed away the senate, house, presidency, and supreme court all to the devil
SexyDonkeyBuns
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GravyTrainOnBiscuitWheels
Woo!
AhmedTheClockMaker
Literally me. And no one in my house understands why.
BondHaimBond
Simple, dumb and dumbererer.
LetsLiveSuddenlyWithoutThinking
I voted and I've been crying for the last 2 hours.....
canyouhearmenowred
I'm with you
SirDuckOnQuack
It was such a beautiful victory, I was nearly crying too
littlemirrorsatourfeet
You are not alone. Woke up and started weeping as soon as I saw the news. This feels unreal.
MotherTucker001
Me right now.
canyouhearmenowred
Same
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
ya'll cry but don't vote it seems
5tellaire
Yes. But then deep breath, and get up and defend and protect all the terrified masses RN. It's so important that you don't give up.
channelranger
I've been crying since I found out too. my girlfriend is an immigrant on an expired visa under the daca. we're in for bad times.
iloveallcats
I gotta check in with my distant family that I recently signed up to financially sponsor. They're Syrian refugees.
Exarain
My girlfriend shouldn't be here and now she might get sent back, damn you Trump you evil man.
shawnthor
Is that sarcasm?
Exarain
No shit, why would someone who is in the US illegally stay there? That has nothing to do with Trump being evil.
shawnthor
Oh I'm right there with you but there are people who would say what you said and mean it. Sad times man.
MidiArbite
Welp, marry her or she's screwed the next time she gets pulled over, and may still be screwed if you don't do it right.
channelranger
Trust me we wanted to wait longer but we're already planning to do that within the month.
sandyposs
I wish you guys the very best of luck. I'm sorry it had to be under these circumstances. :(
mildlynerdy
You can still have a ceremony later even if you do the official paperwork now. That's what my husband and I did, and it turned out fine.
VeryMoistTowelettes
Good luck bud. Sorry we elected a fascist.
CrystalToucher
Jesus you people are pathetic
FuzzyX
The word you should have used was "empathic".
TrueNateDogg
Because the destruction of the American experiment is something we should be happy about right?
CrystalToucher
"the candidate I didn't like got elected, America is over" every fucking year retards say this
TrueNateDogg
except a candidate this racist, this homophobic has never made it in. What do we do when Roe V Wade is overturned? When Gay marriage is out?
CrystalToucher
You can get the fuck out
BigBuckeyeDaddy
Grab'em right in the Poussey
PresidentDonaldJTrump
Did somebody say grabbing
ferro13
Zing!
XIICanobil
Do you think this is a joke! You Monster
kolverado
Bmanroger
In this time of despair, thank you
ThatgifwithaCat
AlejandroJenkins
OhYou.jpg
SchmoneyDanceMillieRockWooWalk
No too soon :(
SebastianSB
But she can't breathe.
HelplessRomantic
*sigh* ... not being an american, but thinking about this -> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EOgDzvLJzg
dennisedierminsen
I hate yoy
classybroad
I'm way the fuck too apathetic to be clever right now, but thank you. Really, just.. thanks.
darthsteve333
Well played.
innocentmofo
Gibe de pusy b0ss
KBSmitty
ucatione
RIP Poussey
aleaf
grabthembythepussy
:)
rodgerbobbit
More like the Podesta.
Thomas61197
Pussy on the chainwax
McFancyPants
It means, that... That... YOU PUT DA PUSSAY ON DA CHAIN WAAAAAAX
heterosexualsnowflake
http://img.ifcdn.com/images/db252110a7bacab2379fd8cb1c1a8a71c7c49176d89447f0ac501b737f8ca768_1.jpg
flyingpanda96
Please don't grab my pussy :(
iamdisgusted
Don't worry. Well hold it together
ImgurrrrUser
I'll protect u
flyingpanda96
Lol!!!!
iamdisgusted
Shit, that did not come out right. Oh well.
itried
too soon and too soon
aleaf
MayThePunsBeWithYou
But didn't anyone even think of giving CPR? They were all just standing there, seeing her die -_-
slagath0r
POUSSEY DIED?
nicsterZ
Oops...
TheGradStudent
Jesus man... what have you done?!
DaveNI
It's over, he's won. My god have mercy on us all
soulhunter24
Hail to the king!
Aylasita
Your god has forsaken you
Gyiszzlakk
Helden sterben nicht!
AFuckingBazooka
It'd take 100,000 mercys to res this dead country
ThatMomentWhenImgurJokesAreOnlyFunnyToImgurians
ya'll bitching is annoying
woah2847583
Plenty of people would bitch no matter who won
AnOceanOfStars
"There is zero chance he'll win", they said. Remember this day. If we live through the shit he'll bring.
MiniPotato
It was clear after the fact that she rigged the primaries was exposed.Lots of Bernie supporters like myself switched to Jill Stein or Trump.
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?
Tasha07
VeryMoistTowelettes
Not only that but the house, senate, and supreme court will all be red. RIP the middle class and lower.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
And 109 lower Federal Court seats. We could be looking at a half a century of no progressive/ civil rights legislation being upheld at all.
CalvadosConfiture
That's why I think people will actually be leaving this time around.
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
The people who are going to get fucked the hardest can't afford to leave.
CalvadosConfiture
This is also a sad truth.
BadamWarlock
If there were any mercy, we wouldn't have had Trump v Clinton.
inoiknownothing
Exactly what I said! There's no lesser evil. They're equally terrible choices!!
abestet999
Your comment proves that most people think there were only 2 candidates and further proves the media controls most peoples brain.
polarmoral
it's an election the mercy is in choosing the less horrible candidate. So there was mercy, but you didn't want it.
inoiknownothing
There's no lesser evil. They're equally terrible choices!!
BadamWarlock
I voted for it. It didn't win, but I tried.
CutOffAllTies
Didn't the hive mind decide that drumpf was the lesser of two evils
CirclejerqueDuSoleil
Apparently, unfortunately, yes.
JoelJoestar
Chemeli
Where is this from
JoelJoestar
I actually reverse searched it. No result as to the origin, sorry!
Chemeli
You actually searched it? +1 for you!
JoelJoestar
IF you use Google check out https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/image-search-options/kljmejbpilkadikecejccebmccagifhl?hl=en 1/2
haldirk
it was supposed to be a joke. its not funny now
SpazmaticJ
I feel so bad, like I'd rather be dead than be in this time of shitstorm coming... honestly
yesthisisturbo
nah... apparently people still believe in God :/
DaDisser
FFS
Fumbledpersonality
And we do so proudly.
CountCarophyllale
Our joking was his publicity.
MouthWateringMonkeys
the real joke is yet to come
rodgerbobbit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGDVp0IePFE
tatischief
I just woke up here in Europe. You mean its true.. Usa you okay?
InboxMeYourBassetHounds
USA on suicide watch right now
ragingkage
I'd leave the country if I wasn't already broke because of debt.
squishcat
As a poor single mom no, not at all.
wrekkaflair
Not at all. Can I unimmigrate on my great grandpa's side? I only lost one umlaut, I promise.
polarmoral
First thought: America Lost its International relevance today. Can you see him at G8? or "grabbing by the pussy" Angela Merkel?
tatischief
He and Boris Johnson can compliment each other hair I guess.
TheClayKnight
SEND HELP
Joblessandprospectless
Very not okay
AnOceanOfStars
World, you okay?
BonusDad
No. No we're not. Please... take us back! We're done with this whole democracy shit.
Tierilo
I've just stunned that this many people are that dumb. I use to have so much faith in humanity.
anaprophylacticshock
This is almost word for word what I said to my daughter. Except i replaced 'humanity' with 'Americans'. I still have hope for humanity.
tatischief
I am legit worried for climate change now and also because what happened to Irag last time so many republicans were in the office.
GoogleFucker
No.
Retreat4Silver
Nope! I don't understand how this happened..
WhyNotUncleIroh
Republicans are a simple, single minded entity. They see an R next to anything and they think it's right. If all the independents voted for
WhyNotUncleIroh
Hillary she would have won. That fucking independent vote.... fuck
TheJudgeHasItBackwards
We decided to try a populist with facist tendencies for a while. Because half of us think history is for elitists and nerds.
Gizmodian
As an American, I just want to cry. Just, what the fuck is wrong with us? I apologize in advance. His words are not ours.
furriephillips
America (the majority) is a fucking idiot - I used to think it was the minority. Good luck to us all. http://m.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/
trickee
Nope. Not even close.
Xannacor
Not at all. Im presonally still trying to process everything and am still in denial
crepehemorrhage
No :( can we come and stay at while at mom's?
tatischief
Not sure if UK is any better. As one from of the renewed hate migrant groups here I have been wanting to leave since June.
Deadmemeincoming
Where did u wake up before if u just woke up in Europe.
tatischief
In Uk. It was about 9.30 here.
moonXbeam
I literally just turned my data on overages to check and see the turnout. Yelled "Fuck" really loud, its 3:30 am. I need to smoke a bowl.
tatischief
My SO called me to woke me up. I thought he was joking. He does it. He was not. Went to internet to confirm. What happened to world?
CalvadosConfiture
It's a mad world. So, Nova Scotia looks nice.
tatischief
I was more about how is that Mars colonisation going? I doubt the rest of the world will be spared.
UncleIrohnman
german here, um, if you want you can sleep on my sofa. for like four years or so. just bring toilet paper
iMercilessVoid
Really? I have been learning Deutsch, so I would fit right in more or less
DickMangoes
Is you shower working? Last time my people stayed with Germans, I think they mixed the pipes up.
UncleIrohnman
working perfectly, netflix account included, balcony, 56" flatscreen and i am a decent cook
VeryMoistTowelettes
Can I get some free beer to drown away my sorrows too?
Feanor19
Born there, gonna look into if it's too late to get duel citizenship. I fear/ pretty much know it is. World I'm so sorry it happened
WhyNotUncleIroh
I'll need a work visa
UncleIrohnman
I'll see if the position of the Potions Master or Defence against the dark arts Professor is vacant
AFuckingBazooka
Danke mein freund, I will take your gracious offer ;_;
VeryMoistTowelettes
I read the first words as Dank meme
ourari
Good thinking. We're going to need a human shield against Russia.
rodgerbobbit
Isn't that spot already occupied by a 30 year old Somali man? Or is he in bed with your wife and you're on the sofa? Hard to remember.
UncleIrohnman
I have like a pretty big basement ;)
Amazingamandaaaaa
I will bring TP!! I'll see you in a few.
UncleIrohnman
Holla at me when you're here, i'll pick you up
Amazingamandaaaaa
Do NOT tempt me. Also I will clean the floors and do dishes and laundry! Pleaseeee