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#memes #dankmemes #funny #lol
Aug 2, 2021 6:01 AM
ryangodzez
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#memes #dankmemes #funny #lol
pugcashingout
So you are going to bang your gf’ mom? Now you have to, because you are incapable of using comas
PoppaBigBear
Dress for the slide, not the ride
vaultdweller0322
Thats exactly the age difference between me and my mom. When she was my age, I was already a senior in high school. I have a 2 y/o.
PictureArchiver
The charming thing is that kids think they can bullshit their parents about these things but kids: you really can’t.
WeMistbornsNeedNotMakeSense
exactly 15 years ago
Starfury42
Worked with a girl and grandma > mom > girl > daughter all 15-16 yrs apart. Guess they hadn't figured things out.
cjandstuff
And don't trust that everything will be fine just because she's on birth control. I'm living proof that doesn't always work.
DidntSayThat
For some reason I find that’s she’s saying just take 1 condom weird
ReturnoftheZombiePlagueApocalypse
Gotta recycle...........
Twinklepot
Sound advice
RadasNoir
The older I get, the more I relate to this specific scene in Alice in Wonderland.
Midgarmerc
I'm 31 and couldn't even imagine having a 15 year old right now. I'd go to jail!
katidragon
Musta been one of those states where marrying a child's still okay with the parents' consent.
LoniceraStimpyvirens
There's a speck on this meme and it drives me crazy
TakeYouAway
Remember the news recently about the 24 year old arrested for getting a 12 year old pregnant and the mom threw them a baby shower? Yeah ?
DidntSayThat
Jesus wtf
Swedski33
All arrested. Kid in CPS.
tzahtman
If you're not mature enough to practice safe sex you're not ready for sex. If you are get to clapping cheeks if you want.
Boredomisadiseaseworsethancancer
Plot twist: He's adopted
AtsaMattaForMe
don't be silly, no one would purposely choose him
Covidnineteen
Accidental adoption.
Ornado
Come from a family of doctors/nurses...sex ed was taught the moment i started asking questions (like 4?). When i hit puberty i was told 1/?
Ornado
"Heres a box of condoms, use them." When i ran out i'd always ask for more or go to Planned Parenthood...sex ed yo!
Dondarian
Or just take the dirt road. 100% effective
Cartoones
I remember reading a article about a 12 year old girl who got pregnant and thought "wow technically I could be a grandpa by 24"
whitebbwolf
math, not even once
chinesemario
She single? I'll wear the Jimmy hat don't worry...
bonodono1350
Yeah mom knows what’s up
sirrobbifo
Quite literally.
ryangodzez
Experience
Volpe42
Apparently her son
ingloriousimgurist
And it's not even assured it was her first time
Closetnuzzlepuzzla
I don't get it. Are they kissing?
ChiGamer
She is saying she had him when she was around 15/16 years old.
Closetnuzzlepuzzla
Oh ok. So even more than kissing then yeah?
ChiGamer
*Got pregnant with him I mean.
kimmie71490
I had my daughter at 18. Guess who has herself a teenager now.
ToSisPoS
Wise mom
GulDukat0
Not even a bit. Did you read the last part?
ToSisPoS
My wife had her first child in her teens. She’s doesn’t want our kids to make same mistakes. With experience comes wisdom. What’d I miss?
GulDukat0
Saying "oopsie" is far from enough to make someone a good parent.
ToSisPoS
Deep Space 9 sucked. I can take cheap shots too!!
gocommitalivent
My mother used one 21 years ago
genericleversn
Some how I doubt your 15 year old ass could do math that fast
JeffreyBarter
on the contrary at that age all algebra is very fresh
MLGsamantha
You must have been a dumb 15 year old
TheMinty
seriously? a 15 year old couldn't figure out what half of thirty is? how stupid are 15 year olds these days? I think that's extreme.
Kitsunekain
Depends, is he from the southern states of the US where they praise Sportsball above all else?
trumpypumpyinyourrumpy
If you're sexually active, there are other options.
mormacil
What other options are there to prevent STDs?
meskarune
THIS
GodsWorkSon
Ah yes, sacrificing firstborns to the devil is one of the best ones
MagicButtPlug
Hail Satan! Set fire to the sky.
Covidnineteen
I like sacrificing the most recent one, keeps you baby free except for the ritual time
byohzzrd
Uhhh, I had a co-worker that was a great-grandma at 45.
SirSmurfalot
You live in a red state?
iPlayTooMuchVideogame
Plz be an internet lie
wjodendor
The youngest grandmother on record was 17
IDontLoveJesusButDoItAnyway
wjodendor
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_youngest_birth_mothers a horrifying Wikipedia dive
byohzzrd
Nope. She had a kid at 15, her daughter had a kid at 15, and her granddaughter was due shortly after her 45th birthday.
byohzzrd
To clarify my other comment "...her granddaughters' baby was due shortly after her 45th birthday." So yeah, great-grandma at 45.
BrazilianThunderPanda
My mom put a basket w/ condoms & different spermicides in the first aid cabinet. She would keep it filled & not ask any questions.
VodkaReindeer
What's your favorite spermicide?
imasneakypineapplehead
Bleach
Swedski33
Smart mom. It's natural and she gets it. Too many other aren't smart enough or way to naive.
Trankia12
I would still feel awkward using them because she would know. Might not say anything about it, but she knows.
DaisyTeddyBear
That's like being too embarrassed to use the tampons in the bathroom cos people would know you get your period
Swedski33
She was young once. She knows. This way she knows you won't be a parent before you should and she trying to keep you healthy.
Necos
Not if the dad uses them too.
cometitmakesyourteethturngreen
Probably happy you're using them- mom of 5 boys
BlueIsTheBestColor
Don´t you think she would know it either way? This way she makes sure the kids use the condoms and don´t do it without protection :)
Trankia12
Well that depends entirely on the situation, for me, my parents never knew.
IamtheAIyoushouldfear
I'm guessing she knew about your sock drawer too but didn't say anything!
Trankia12
Except I didn't keep my condoms somewhere so obvious.
Dankking
Just use one with your mom. That way it’s not as awkward using one without her.
Trankia12
Marioplex
Yup. My mom had my older brother at 16. Just wear the dick hat.
GulDukat0
Urgh
pumpkinpiepatch
Mom was 16, moms mom was 16. Dads mom was 16. I broke the trend everyone thought i continue im 24 this month and single!! Yes! wait..
Stayingquietbecauseloudmakesmewanttoleave
Scottish here. Our age of consent, marriage, and property ownership (if you can manage it) is 16. Just a wee factoid while I'm passing.
darkwingduckInaMiniSkirt
You just gave some middle aged perverts here a reason to travel to Scotland
Stayingquietbecauseloudmakesmewanttoleave
The age of consent is low but we strike hell down on pedos. It's the ultimate lottery. With whisky vision.
svennisiggi
As a middle aged man i see 16 year old as kids, period. Something wrong if you think that is attractive, strike hell i say too!
Stayingquietbecauseloudmakesmewanttoleave
Haha mate I'm 30 and 16 year olds were out of bounds when I turned 18. Legal, but quite gross.
darkwingduckInaMiniSkirt
Always been a bit of a MILF person myself; I like some experience
A3rdParty
Hey! Same team. Married my dad at 16 (yes legally) had my two sisters at 16 at 17. I was the 'save the marriage' baby at 23. Dad was.. older
rahbeNoodleBandit
How can you legally marry your dad?
A3rdParty
My mother* married my dad when she was 16. Although he was the same age as her father.
crotchelrocket
How much older?
A3rdParty
He was in his mid 40's when they married. Things didn't work out >.> I do believe they honestly loved each other, but life hit them hard.
A3rdParty
Divorced after he was disabled on the job, and they lost the house. No memory of them together. Lived with dad until I was 7 and dad's
A3rdParty
Health started failing. He passed when I was 14. Mom is my hero though. Strong woman. Raised in abusive household.
MeanMisterClean
40s married to a 16 y/o...
wjodendor
Mu great great grandparents were 14 and 30 when they got married. Pregnant with 3rd kid at 18
A3rdParty
Don't I know it? The only (minor) defense he had was she was the initiating party. Still... c'mon dad.
ryangodzez
Wow she’s quite strong to take care of your brother at a young age
BobaFettApproves
My friend had her kid at 17 and she’s one of the strongest people I know
ligmabolz
Because she doesn't have a choice not to be basically
Marioplex
We call her our super mom. 4 boys while single. I resented her a lot until I got old enough to understand how impossible it was.
ligmabolz
Wait , what happened to the guys that got her pregnant? Did they just walk away ?
H0rndog
She still single?
NacLac
Asking the important questions
CityYeti
Damn, and how much older is your older brother?
Marioplex
We’re all 3 years apart haha.
CityYeti
Wow. That's amazing. My mom just had me, no siblings. I'm almost jealous
itsahorse
That's just how nature is. We are programmed to reject our parents in our teens.
SecondAccountforDoingOtherShit
Quite literally! Since the brain is still building itself teens' amygdala, big part of emotion, isnt fully talking to the pre&frontal 1/2
SecondAccountforDoingOtherShit
Cortex during emotional processing. So the reasoning part doesnt get as much of a say. This leads to emotional reactions and misreadings 2/3
illogicalphallusies
how you gunna get out of mommy and daddys burrow if you dont think you can do it better all by yourself?
Rheios
Weirdly I never rejected my parents in any significant fashion. My most rebellious stage was playing D&D in college. (Little did I know [1]
Rheios
Baldur's Gate had always been D&D.) Other than that I tried to be more measured than blind rejection. Its actually harder at 33 with (2)