Feb 23, 2019 7:41 PM
OhMyGoshRonniee
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KaladinKholin
Watermelly Jelly
TheTwatWaffle
Why not just eat the fucking melon... Tastes better than jelly anyway.
porcelainandlace
If you slap it a bit harder, you’ll cook that badboi.
spankhelm
watermelly
apathyboy
If only there were some easier source of soft, semi-solid, watermelon flavoured food...
dreamweaver35
DiWhy?
stabthecrab
squishymcsquisherson
Jello is an abomination
ComradeJenkens
*Slaps top of watermelon* "This bad boy can fit so much jelly in it."
whatscookinglari
ProfessorPritt
Cut melon, blend melon, strain / filter, add vodka, chill, enjoy. There, I fixed it.
Dogium
Give this to Watermelon Monster now!
MapedMod
Someone just destroyed a perfectly good watermelon.
agentarcher
You could add little fried grasshoppers for seeds.
AmbientSun
Plenty of "why bother?" comments but I have OAS and can't eat raw watermelon but love the taste of it so this would kinda work in my favour.
Creslin
Hard fast would you have to slap a watermelon to liquefy the insides...?
How fast** dammit...
whiskinputwarbles
You didn't cook it enough! Slap it another 23,031 times!
ThemotherfuckingTeresaofdeathmetal
So, a colleague got the whole crew black out drunk with melon shots. I lost my bike and 6 hours of memory. I don’t know how I got home
TheGoddamnDanman
Gotta slap it a few times to cook it first
StevenFarmer
"I don't like it!" - Kid, who has yet to even try it.
EffieDeia
*slaps watermelon* you can make so much alcoholic jello with this bad boy.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
v
FrostyRaptor
Should have sprinkled the seeds back inside, for realistic reasons.
GodLikeButHumble
Chocolate chips?
OseaDidNothingWrong
Why is he slapping it, is he trying to cook it
thurstythurst
causality
"What if this slice of watermelon tasted like cheap candy and had the texture of a breast implant?"
DonaldTrump
Seems like a lot of extra steps.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
On the upside, no more seeds.
AmArschdieRaeuber
Looks cool though
Malkus
DV8fromNormal
Why would you choose that user name? The shit you'll accrue.
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
Yeah! Get a normal username like everybody else!
wordtroll
This is the life if a pin tris mom
0570
username on point +1
karateshark
Ummm... cum again?
INJECTHEROININTODICKANDDIE
pin tris mom
CardioVascular
*pinterest mom. I think
CountBackwardsFrom10
... why not just eat the watermelon..?
MichaelAndersen88
They already ate the watermelon.
brownsugarbaba
That's what I was thinking...or like buy water Mellon jello packs
allPall
No seeds to worry about and you can alcohol
iUsedToBeFunThenIGotAGoodTherapist
Cut hole in watermelon. Stick vodka bottle upside down in hole. Let soak. Eat watermelon.
WoolyBullyDoesNotRhymeWithSully
I like to alcohol
I prefer to alcohol on the weekends, ironic since my workdays is when I most need to use the alcohol.
selfinflictedimgury
SILENCE!
I'm only silent when theres a big dick in my mouth.. well.. not always.
AttarisMoonRaider
That’s watermelon but with extra steps
[deleted]
Cool beans
DrunkenMarineBiologist
rIcK aNd MoRtY iS fOr SmArT pEoPlE
MsBananajam
Needs vodka...
LooseyGooseyBrett
And hamster droppings for seeds
Grudgebearingmidget
Hes SPILLING *gasp* ALCOHOL ABUUUUSE!
YouSmellethDingleberry
And LOTS of it
Soak the fruit in vodka, save 8 steps.
HoleyNutSack
Gonna need a lot more bottles
zoezoebelle
Or just make watermelon jell-o shots without the unnecessary rind. Won't taste as good though.
Savegeone007
magnumpp
Well this was a rollercoaster ride
MarkRavingMad
Right? i was gonna say...
tver33
Needs recipe
IamNotAshamed
Jelly and alkohol dont work well together
SalmySwims
Have you never heard of Jello Shots?
iwanttomountndewya
Three shots of vodka...
SomeRandomHomelessGirl
Two Shots of Vodka *pours entire bottle*
altonbrowndeserveshisownmemefuckyouifyoudisagree
They dumped an 8-ball of coke in there. What else do you need!?
Badsequence
That 8-ball back so I can snort it all in a night!
OrangutangBadangalang
FirexBeard
Vodka, weren't you listening?
redympshyn
Hookers
ArcaneNitehawk
and blackjack
Wambots
Yeah, well, I’m going to go build my own watermelon!
AmericanIcon
With blackjack! Aaaand Hookers! In fact, forget the watermelon!
IframedOJ
Jello?
Jes.
generalcalm
Jelly!
MostlyDinosaurs
Jello.
Kigliwoth
Wello
Sauroctonus
Jelly.
Izziluvmunch
Jelly in the UK
MichaelCBennett
Jelly is a fruit juice based preserve in the US. Like Jam without the lumpy bits.
MrPhukett
Never seen that.
ShameSpearOfHurt
Clearly what they meant and now I'm both pissed and disappointed. I wanted to try Watermelon Jelly. :-/
distilledwill
They meant Jelly, because they are not from the US - they're from literally anywhere else in the world, because only the US calls it Jello.
XeononSolomon
Hello
Fellow
IMustBeDreamin
mellow-n
pashety
WyrdDarcnyzz
Is it me you're looking for?
legofham
Jelly in Australia
And everywhere else. :D
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
What do you call the type of jam made with just the juice? We call that jelly in Canada. It's different in texture from a gelatin /1
lozzyliz245
Jam. I'd imagine
Never seen a jam made with just the juice and no fruit.
dessert. Jelly is similar to jam, a preserve that you (for example) eat on toast. /2
ghostofdragon
Same thing here in the US. Got super confused and thought there might be a jelly out there I liked, but nope, just Jello :(
You’re replying to someone in US.
Also, might have to do with the fact that Jell-O is a North American brand of gelatin desserts and puddings, which pissing also means>>
I’ve never seen a jam made with just juice, and I grew up in UK, been living in Oz for 31 years.
corvandus
ngl I have never even seen a jar of that. We have fruit solids in basically all our jams and we like it that way.
KaladinKholin
Watermelly Jelly
TheTwatWaffle
Why not just eat the fucking melon... Tastes better than jelly anyway.
porcelainandlace
If you slap it a bit harder, you’ll cook that badboi.
spankhelm
watermelly
apathyboy
If only there were some easier source of soft, semi-solid, watermelon flavoured food...
dreamweaver35
DiWhy?
stabthecrab
squishymcsquisherson
Jello is an abomination
ComradeJenkens
*Slaps top of watermelon* "This bad boy can fit so much jelly in it."
whatscookinglari
ProfessorPritt
Cut melon, blend melon, strain / filter, add vodka, chill, enjoy. There, I fixed it.
Dogium
Give this to Watermelon Monster now!
MapedMod
Someone just destroyed a perfectly good watermelon.
agentarcher
You could add little fried grasshoppers for seeds.
AmbientSun
Plenty of "why bother?" comments but I have OAS and can't eat raw watermelon but love the taste of it so this would kinda work in my favour.
Creslin
Hard fast would you have to slap a watermelon to liquefy the insides...?
Creslin
How fast** dammit...
whiskinputwarbles
You didn't cook it enough! Slap it another 23,031 times!
ThemotherfuckingTeresaofdeathmetal
So, a colleague got the whole crew black out drunk with melon shots. I lost my bike and 6 hours of memory. I don’t know how I got home
TheGoddamnDanman
Gotta slap it a few times to cook it first
StevenFarmer
"I don't like it!" - Kid, who has yet to even try it.
EffieDeia
*slaps watermelon* you can make so much alcoholic jello with this bad boy.
Mobileuserwholikestoberandom
FrostyRaptor
Should have sprinkled the seeds back inside, for realistic reasons.
GodLikeButHumble
Chocolate chips?
OseaDidNothingWrong
Why is he slapping it, is he trying to cook it
thurstythurst
causality
"What if this slice of watermelon tasted like cheap candy and had the texture of a breast implant?"
DonaldTrump
Seems like a lot of extra steps.
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
On the upside, no more seeds.
AmArschdieRaeuber
Looks cool though
Malkus
DV8fromNormal
Why would you choose that user name? The shit you'll accrue.
iLoveItWhenMyFingersSmellLikePussy
Yeah! Get a normal username like everybody else!
wordtroll
This is the life if a pin tris mom
0570
username on point +1
karateshark
Ummm... cum again?
INJECTHEROININTODICKANDDIE
pin tris mom
CardioVascular
*pinterest mom. I think
CountBackwardsFrom10
... why not just eat the watermelon..?
MichaelAndersen88
They already ate the watermelon.
brownsugarbaba
That's what I was thinking...or like buy water Mellon jello packs
allPall
No seeds to worry about and you can alcohol
iUsedToBeFunThenIGotAGoodTherapist
Cut hole in watermelon. Stick vodka bottle upside down in hole. Let soak. Eat watermelon.
WoolyBullyDoesNotRhymeWithSully
I like to alcohol
ShouldersDeepInAHorse
I prefer to alcohol on the weekends, ironic since my workdays is when I most need to use the alcohol.
selfinflictedimgury
SILENCE!
CountBackwardsFrom10
I'm only silent when theres a big dick in my mouth.. well.. not always.
AttarisMoonRaider
That’s watermelon but with extra steps
[deleted]
[deleted]
AttarisMoonRaider
Cool beans
DrunkenMarineBiologist
rIcK aNd MoRtY iS fOr SmArT pEoPlE
MsBananajam
Needs vodka...
LooseyGooseyBrett
And hamster droppings for seeds
[deleted]
[deleted]
Grudgebearingmidget
Hes SPILLING *gasp* ALCOHOL ABUUUUSE!
YouSmellethDingleberry
And LOTS of it
DonaldTrump
Soak the fruit in vodka, save 8 steps.
HoleyNutSack
Gonna need a lot more bottles
zoezoebelle
Or just make watermelon jell-o shots without the unnecessary rind. Won't taste as good though.
Savegeone007
magnumpp
Well this was a rollercoaster ride
MarkRavingMad
Right? i was gonna say...
tver33
Needs recipe
IamNotAshamed
Jelly and alkohol dont work well together
SalmySwims
Have you never heard of Jello Shots?
iwanttomountndewya
Three shots of vodka...
SomeRandomHomelessGirl
Two Shots of Vodka *pours entire bottle*
magnumpp
altonbrowndeserveshisownmemefuckyouifyoudisagree
They dumped an 8-ball of coke in there. What else do you need!?
Badsequence
That 8-ball back so I can snort it all in a night!
OrangutangBadangalang
FirexBeard
Vodka, weren't you listening?
redympshyn
Hookers
ArcaneNitehawk
and blackjack
Wambots
Yeah, well, I’m going to go build my own watermelon!
AmericanIcon
With blackjack! Aaaand Hookers! In fact, forget the watermelon!
IframedOJ
Jello?
WoolyBullyDoesNotRhymeWithSully
Jes.
generalcalm
Jelly!
MostlyDinosaurs
Jello.
Kigliwoth
Wello
Sauroctonus
Jelly.
Izziluvmunch
Jelly in the UK
MichaelCBennett
Jelly is a fruit juice based preserve in the US. Like Jam without the lumpy bits.
MrPhukett
Never seen that.
ShameSpearOfHurt
Clearly what they meant and now I'm both pissed and disappointed. I wanted to try Watermelon Jelly. :-/
distilledwill
They meant Jelly, because they are not from the US - they're from literally anywhere else in the world, because only the US calls it Jello.
XeononSolomon
Hello
MrPhukett
Fellow
IMustBeDreamin
mellow-n
pashety
WyrdDarcnyzz
Is it me you're looking for?
legofham
Jelly in Australia
MapedMod
And everywhere else. :D
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
What do you call the type of jam made with just the juice? We call that jelly in Canada. It's different in texture from a gelatin /1
lozzyliz245
Jam. I'd imagine
MrPhukett
Never seen a jam made with just the juice and no fruit.
InkyBlinkyPinkyAndClyde
dessert. Jelly is similar to jam, a preserve that you (for example) eat on toast. /2
ghostofdragon
Same thing here in the US. Got super confused and thought there might be a jelly out there I liked, but nope, just Jello :(
MrPhukett
You’re replying to someone in US.
ghostofdragon
Also, might have to do with the fact that Jell-O is a North American brand of gelatin desserts and puddings, which pissing also means>>
MrPhukett
I’ve never seen a jam made with just juice, and I grew up in UK, been living in Oz for 31 years.
corvandus
ngl I have never even seen a jar of that. We have fruit solids in basically all our jams and we like it that way.