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I got this fortune 3 months ago today
I got a whole 7 points!
I got this box Today!
i wonder whats inside?
Nothing!
nothing happened to me today. Remember kids, dreams are for rookies.
FP Edit: Thank You all for causing a nice paradox, i had to divide by 0 to cancel it out. also many of you were asking/talking about my keyboard. It's a cm storm devastator for those of you wondering.
DonKeyHoT
Still a better storey than twilight...
Spidey209
The good things ARE in store. You just have to go buy them.
Mythmatic
Should've gone to the store. Obviously.
redhead32
MARU would disagree!!!!
DrumheadTrial
The realest real talk real. So real. So real. @bumbleface
bumbleface
lel
sprixyl
This will get lost in all the comments and this is no shit, but i got that same fortune 3 months to the day before my wife and i's wedding.
sprixyl
I got it laminated and carry it in my wallet. Still have it 5 years later
clem408
WTH! I seriously got this fortune cookie last night! Ill get back to you in 3 months...
jrbickers
pretty sure the fortune was referring to the tapeworm
syrant
The most Brutal gift of all.
treehatshrimp
I remember that fortune... when i remembered the date, 3months later it was the start of my school year D:
Magsnificent
You opened that cookie a week early. It was talking about Star Wars.
Ternias
FRONTPAGE, PARADOX!!
thankyoujenny
That made me chuckle,
ashipthatshipsshippingships
Awwww sheeeeeiiittttttt!!!!!
BattleMercy
Parabox?
BeesechurgerProductions
God damn it dad, what did I tell you about using imgur?
AutumnCalls
Why do we have the same keyboard
ObviouslyNotAnFBISurveillanceVanInYourDriveway
Such an inspiration. +1
agent23
... in bed
Masteryota00
hope for the best...and expect the worst...
tippymctiplip
Your safetys still on rookie
dankmaymays
I have that keyboard ahaha
SlowMoE30
is...is... that a nighthawk?
WilliamWhitley
7 points? So that's like 5, right?
cbjfan
Sick reference bro
ShitLeopard420
I get this reference
zanesix
We have the same keyboard! *squeals like a little girl*
curiousrayoflight
You are obviously not a cat then.
Red2791
Just be glad it didn't say nine months
MANgnet
Ungrateful! I'd love a box...
ThisIsMadeUp
I'd love to be alive
swiftlurker
All you need is your imagination!
WilhelmvonSchlapphand
You can always get surgery if you're tired of having a scale.
ImgrrrrBrowser5by7
Me too. Or 7 points! I normally get 5.
thiscannotpossiblygowrong
Found the cat
iFoundthecat
I see my services are no longer needed
Twinklepot
Mike Tyson? Job opportunity.
skorpz
#BoxLivesMatter
Ironsloth159
step one, get a box
putski
I'd be happy with a paper bag.... Box......luxury....
GreenAppleQuickStep
WHAT'S IN THE BOX?
SuperVillainWithAHeartOfGold
Farts
bawsness
Maybe an embarrassing photo of SpongeBob at the Christmas party.
skrtskrtskrtskrtskrt
MY EMOTIONS!
Glidingboulder
A https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABrSYqiqvzc
drbabaloo
Gwyneth paltrows head
TheSkeletonWar
WHATS IN THE FUCKING BOX!?
HeyMissAnna
I had a coworker who got that fortune. Three months to the day her son called her from Afghanistan.
fuzzinboots
Did he call her every day?
WisdomPlaytime
Did the son have good news?
S4telliteJ4ck
Any news is good news, so long as it's their voice telling you.
kastrup92
"Good news mom. I lost both legs and arms"?
S4telliteJ4ck
But not dead, and that's the important part.
kastrup92
So you would consider it good news just because the chance of death is bigger than in the home country?
OneInThePinkTwoInTheStink
Dreams are for cookies.
dementomstie
I was going to say that!
AuntSharron
Dreams are cookies
CannabalisticSpaceRapArtist
watch the accent, could be considered stereotyping
Axewhipe
They're good enough for me
Autocorrekt
I went back and squinted really hard just to know how you must have felt.
DovaQueen
Glad I'm not the only one that read it like that
OneZebraInAHerdOfWildebeests
Same
Nate52085
I totally did as well. High five
ImABeachedWhale
Unrelated question, what keyboard do you have?
Puggymunch
I have the same one I think and mines a cm storm devastator
IMainReinhardt
Cm storm devastator. I'd recognise that blue anywhere
6double
http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16823129030 (I have the same one)
ImABeachedWhale
Ah, I have a K70 RGB myself. I definitely recommend upgrading to a mechanical keyboard when you can. You won't regret it :)
6double
Would it annoy my friends on skype with the incessant clicking though?
ImABeachedWhale
That's only if you get a clicky switch like Blues or Greens, but even switches like Reds and Browns can be a little loud if they 1/2
ImABeachedWhale
Bottom out, but you can get O-Rings for sound dampening. Another option is getting a corsair strafe, which has MX Silent switches 2/2
JustaWizard
People who use the same keyboard unite?
JustaWizard
IMainReinhardt
Dozens
bghvgjdh
I got this exact same fortune 3 months before Dec. 18. I can only conclude that Star Wars VII is going to be mindblowing.
Threewisemen
*jar jar* mindblowing
RandomThingiesHere
I got the same one on March 8th. Sadly nothing awesome happened on June 8th
RandomThingiesHere
If anyone was wondering I didn't have this memorized, Google calendar ftw
RandomDalek
hypothetically if this post takes you to the Front Page, would your statement become a paradox? SOOO you have my upvote. +1
WisdomPlaytime
Good things. If FP is a good thing, OP needs at least one more good thing in order to fulfill the pluralization of that fortune.
DayDrunkStudent
Wohoo paradox!
CaptainAsshole
Unless he waited a day to post it
Velocirapture2015
And my axe!
fromofelia
And my bow!
onlyherewhenipoop
Pair-a-box.
mattaphorical
A temporal pair-a-box, I can't not open these! Aaaaaaaah
whatarefrogs
Farnsworth Parabox
sirjabberwock
I only see one.
HillaryClintonsEyes
Haha hahahahaha
badiie
Dayumm nice
FaceDownButtUp
You speak as if getting to the FP somehow made your life better or somethibg
squuaaa
You gon act like a bitch, you gon die like a bitch
stevecareII
It's a kind of weird sense of achievement isn't it? Like winning a egg and spoon race as a 6 year old. Utterly pointless but kinda nice
TheBeautifulPsyche
maybe it made him feel cool and happy for the day, which is, ultimately, better than not feeling cool and happy for the day
SchwiftyGameOnPoint
Tis better to have felt cool and happy for a day than never to have have felt cool and happy at all.
pookieeatworld
I've always wondered how many upvotes I've given out, not just how many I've gotten...
ThisUsernameContainsNoCreativity
@seraplz