UPS...

Jul 12, 2020 7:12 AM

Andy1611

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Lost my shit at the parachute

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

milady no longer sounds like a word.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The best part was the gaping hole in the ship after the iceberg.

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

M’lady m’lady m’lady m’lady

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Anyone think the second guy should be wearing a fedora?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Wut a cocktease

5 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 17

You dropped this /s

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Shut the fridge, really?

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Soooo... no one's gonna stick around and take pictures?

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 3

I like how there's a tiny desert island in the middle of the northern Atlantic.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I kept thinking, “she can go around the damn puddle and take care of herself. Stupid bitch.”

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I think you missed the point

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Why are they unhappy? Was watching some lesbian sex not the goal?

5 years ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 3

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v

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

With that bustle, I was expecting her dress to lift up and show like, 6 beetle legs or somesuch

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Simps

5 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 17

I was waiting for this to hit imgur.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Looks more like a Fed Ex.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

That's your real male privilege

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I mean you should do nice things for everyone but I'd have let her drown TBH

5 years ago | Likes 177 Dislikes 12

*Tips fe- SUNGLASSES*

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 6

You badass

5 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

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That was a lot of trouble to go to for not a lot of yuks.

5 years ago | Likes 67 Dislikes 18

That's kind of his deal...

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 9

Edit: Which is a bad thing.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 6

That's basically C&H

5 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

@ScorpionSage wait for it xp

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Haaaaaaaaaa

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Don't expect a return for giving a nice act. If you hold door open don't yell at them when they do not say ty. You are the invasive one.

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 7

Wtf is "invasive" about opening a door? Get over yourself.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Don't expect thanks for a kindness un-asked for

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Simp

5 years ago | Likes 226 Dislikes 38

simple interconnecting mesh protocol ?

5 years ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 0

I fucking wish.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Can’t believe I actually miss the term white knight..

5 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Simp is a term created by neckbeards

5 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 4

Is that what that means? Guys that act nice and then rage when they don't get a reward?

5 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

90% of the time it’s looking down on men who treat their women with kindness. 10% of the time it’s used correctly

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's more just hopeful sycophancy. I think.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

I thought she would have 4+legs under the skirt

5 years ago | Likes 643 Dislikes 3

...3 vaginas...

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I was expecting a giant centipede

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Viganias!

5 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Well, the ending does suggest she'll have 4 legs under the skirt...at some point. *wink wink*

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

UPS?

5 years ago | Likes 181 Dislikes 3

milady

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Did OP mean “oops?”

5 years ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 2

uninterruptible power supply

5 years ago | Likes 50 Dislikes 0

I was waiting for them to show up

5 years ago | Likes 47 Dislikes 1

UnProtected Sex ?

5 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Unlimited Penis Supply

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

I don't see how that would help in either a blackout or with getting packages delivered...

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

But in the context of the video...

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It´s german oops

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There is very little in the code of chivalry about being nice to women, it's mostly rules for fight club

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There are rules for peasant women. Mainly "If you save her she must do whatever you want." So not what people actually think of chivalry.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought we don't talk about fight club?

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What's the first rule?

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We don't talk about the second part. That's the first rule.

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And where women were mentioned, and in any chivalric verse etc: it was how to treat them to best impress their husbands/fathers who were 1

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typically landowners or those in power who could provide work, and in some cases, land and money. Most chivalric verse is allegory, too, 2

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and women aren’t typically represented well. Beautiful but treacherous/unfaithful, usually. The chivalric code actually has very little to 3

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do with women. 4

5 years ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

Do you have a source handy? It actually sounds like . . . if not interesting reading, it sounds like an interesting perspective to possess.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Look up notions of ‘courtly love’, particularly those presented by the Occitan troubadours. Though there are some who argue the songs are 1

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not allegorical at all, that they very simply spoke of eroticism and intimacy. I err on the side of allegory, but it’s all fascinating 2

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Check out Overly Sarcastic Productions on Youtube. Red's episodes on King Arthur give a bit of a rundown on courtly love and chivalry.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's actually a lot about how a professional military should conduct itsself. As Europe was fucking it's self in the ass with too much

5 years ago | Likes 106 Dislikes 2

Also horses

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Pillaging from warfare. Keep burning down farms and killing the civilians led to not enough people to support the governments, do they kinda

5 years ago | Likes 53 Dislikes 2

Built an agreement of behaving better during war. Wasn't always followed, but things got better.

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Interesting. Kind of explains why Germans were nice in Europe but burnt whole villages in Russia.

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Do your own googling. Look up Minsk, Stalingrad, Khatyn

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If you are talking about WWII, it wasn't the Germans doing the burning

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The Soviets practiced scorched earth as they retreated to deny the Germans any food or supplies.

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