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Sep 12, 2017 3:03 PM
eatmysass
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LosPer
I'm a mushroom cloud-laying motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T.!
InDogsWeTrust
Plot twist: the before and after are reversed.
Spearka
looks more like red wine stains which is even more impressive
Comingin2014
bimmergeek
Except it's not the same seat.
BathoryImmortal
https://media.tenor.com/images/6b24a7038d54cdd2603bf31f6d632a8d/tenor.gif
BCOH
But whats it look like under Luminol!
BathoryImmortal
http://33.media.tumblr.com/e9d14e1f6920ae7248ee3d6d2b6da9be/tumblr_n8shdt4xx61tbh1dho1_500.gif
anvilocity
Is that in Cleveland??
AintNobodyGotTime4That
I'm am Uber driver and I've had that: red wine barf, sorority girl scout.
NinjaPoopy
My passenger seat looks like that from a not very securely closed bottle of red wine I had on it. Still looks that way, I don't care.
morningxafter
Martin93rd is The Wolf's twitter handle, confirmed.
soaksloginwood
TheMightyElk
Somebody at a dealership I worked for sold a car that someone blew their brains out in. Dude test drove it before it was cleaned..
Julivia
http://imgur.com/t/shocked/Nd1rwFm
trekkiegirlt
I can still see the blood stains
saltygrasshopper
gifasaurous
oopsIdroppedmypocketpasta
"Ah shit, i just accidentally shot Marvin in the face."
fisklukt
Who shot Marvin in the face?
Urgalicity
Have pictures and invoice. Probably covered.
ackackackackackackackackackackackackackackack
Did you know that dry cleaning is literally cleaning anything without water. You can clean it with piss and legally say its dry cleaned
reluctantlycrouchedatthestartinglineenginespumpingandthumpingin
Mister Wolf to tha rescue
HighrockTendales
Shaun the sheep peeking out by the gearstick
MagpieDuchess
Cleveland!!!!
FarmboyGoneBad
John Wick's Cleaner?
AstronautChicken
This is one of those times where I don't understand what I'm looking at for a minute and when it clicks into place it is double horrifying.
AlabamaNerd
Are we just going to ignore the fact the girl tweeting has her ass hanging out in her profile pic?
SkyHighInc
Nope!
LiterallyYourMom
I mean, yeah, because people do that all the time.
noReallyIamPrincessBob
Nice catch! (Shit girl, put some clothes on)
321Cheers
If I'm curt with you it's because time is a factor.
ThatShiftyMonkey
That's what she said.
JeRMP
A please would be nice.
joyousjes
"Please, mother******!" -Samuel L. Jackson, Hitman's Bodyguard
futureman3000
Please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car.
xantous4201
Well Curt, what do we call you when time isn't a factor? :D
travelintimeinc
Shirley.
IExplainJokesThatNeedNoExplanation
Don't
Biteymcbiteface
Ok. But seriously, Wtf happend in that car?
SederHishtalshelus
Wtf is with her picture?
Amythyst
Spilled milkshake?
YoureBeautifulandSomeoneLovesYou
8hourgamer
there's a chocolate milk carton on the floor....
ChucklePuss
That's a Swisher Sweets package. But I truly adore your innocence.
TroelsyTwo
He shot Marvin in the face.
classybroad
Aw, man.
vampirehedgehog
Why the fuck'd he do that!?
fairybug
Not the right color to be dried blood. Probably chocolate syrup. I'm guessing somebody's groceries got mismanaged and a bottle burst.
d0o0o0d
Mocha latte + big-ass pothole
fairybug
Heavy on the mocha, you think, or normal?
ButtMunchersUnite
Okay but seriously, that is a SOLID job right there.
JeepersMedia
Solid5outof7
Mr. Kaplan?
abcismasta
You know, technically that could be a junk car, and he took the pictures backwards
StabbyTheCat
Yeah but you can still see the pink staining on the seat in the 2nd photo so they look like they've been taken in order.
FriedIcecreamIsAReality
Zer0th
They've asked Mr. Wolf for help.
JiffyGee
Peroxide. Gets blood stains out pronto. Get it in the little spray bottle. It makes application easier and more practical.
Ulthirm
Get the right type of peroxide and if you're making it air born use a nose and mouth masl
JiffyGee
Just basic hydrogen peroxide does the trick. As a girl, this helps a lot. Or you know, when cats decide to fight and the house looks like
JiffyGee
...a scene from CSI.
Ulthirm
I was just saying you only said peroxide, and fair enough, though they make tools to take care of those situations. are they just not
Ulthirm
reliable or?