Jul 4, 2017 8:13 PM
Evilbassp
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smokiwartooth
WOOO
Clearcount
LosPer
Yup, and I did one better - never got married.
Zannataylor
I think this all the time. Amen.
zaiwuh
Decided that , didn't go as planned.
ManlikeCheetah
As a DINK I can confirm.
HankeyCamping
Accidents can happen, Just saying.. I've been told I was one.. Wish I never entered that swimming contest, And now I am here with you lot.
BanThisIfYouDare
AMEN
Bluetastic
Three monies buys a lot of freedom explosives.
PetuniaTheMurderef
denisseahl99
Thanks moms and dads for not finish what you start, I will never be one of yours tho
EarthDragon2189
Yeah, Imgur. We get it. You hate children.
yamahog
wild idea: when people don't like children, don't give them shit for deciding not to have any
I get not wanting kids, but a lot of people on Imgur don't just "not want" kids...they legit HATE kids. It's really weird and unhealthy.
thingifound
Fuck thoes little bastards!
terrorofthederp
Is there a reason why the hipster mermaid doesn't have children?
wronaldweasley
Fish parts
too mainstream
TimTamSlam128
And mermaids live in the ocean
THEfreshestbrew
"Decide" lol
lol yea decide, my tubes didn't tie themselves
Iprefermypunsintended
Better than the alternative
Schitzoflink
Vasectomy?
Evergrey
*does the tied tubes dance*
WelcomeToTheShatterdome
Spoken like a person with zero pull out game.
DesertBloom
Abortions exist for a reason.
Evanrudeplz
Those are jimmy rustlin words ya hear
CarolanneVachon
i mean i have a IUD so yeah i DECIDE to mot have children aghaha
Valid point. I was more referring to the "never" part.
RichardManeuver
It can be a decision for some people. I think it might be about 50/50 for me.
WhichIsIt
I'd call that a coin flip rather than a decision
I mean it is 50% me not liking people and 50% people not liking me.
conniecpu
Yes, it's a little easier to not have them when neither you nor your partner can conceive :p
Kittypurfect
Hands generally can't bear children m8.
thedarksideoftheforce
It's also easier not to have them.when you don't habe a gf.
LamarTheHeadhumper
Don't tell Lefty that, she thinks we're still trying
Best decision me and GF have made.
tuxedobob
Obviously. If you were committed enough to have a kid you'd be married.
that's why the catholic ring fairy only blesses married straight couples with babies.
Getting married September 16 !!
melveys
I'm surprised you don't call her your fiancée.
Only cost around 1000$. We really don't care about the superficialness of traditional relationships and are pretty to the point. No bs
Its feels weird. We got our rings in the mail a few weeks ago and started wearing them. We're not traditional that's for sure. Our wedding
alice600
Um that's actually bad luck to wear your rings before the wedding.
smokiwartooth
WOOO
Clearcount
LosPer
Yup, and I did one better - never got married.
Zannataylor
I think this all the time. Amen.
zaiwuh
Decided that , didn't go as planned.
ManlikeCheetah
As a DINK I can confirm.
HankeyCamping
Accidents can happen, Just saying.. I've been told I was one.. Wish I never entered that swimming contest, And now I am here with you lot.
BanThisIfYouDare
AMEN
Bluetastic
Three monies buys a lot of freedom explosives.
PetuniaTheMurderef
denisseahl99
Thanks moms and dads for not finish what you start, I will never be one of yours tho
EarthDragon2189
Yeah, Imgur. We get it. You hate children.
yamahog
wild idea: when people don't like children, don't give them shit for deciding not to have any
EarthDragon2189
I get not wanting kids, but a lot of people on Imgur don't just "not want" kids...they legit HATE kids. It's really weird and unhealthy.
thingifound
Fuck thoes little bastards!
terrorofthederp
Is there a reason why the hipster mermaid doesn't have children?
wronaldweasley
Fish parts
yamahog
too mainstream
TimTamSlam128
And mermaids live in the ocean
THEfreshestbrew
"Decide" lol
yamahog
lol yea decide, my tubes didn't tie themselves
Iprefermypunsintended
Better than the alternative
Schitzoflink
Vasectomy?
Evergrey
*does the tied tubes dance*
WelcomeToTheShatterdome
Spoken like a person with zero pull out game.
DesertBloom
Abortions exist for a reason.
Evanrudeplz
Those are jimmy rustlin words ya hear
CarolanneVachon
i mean i have a IUD so yeah i DECIDE to mot have children aghaha
THEfreshestbrew
Valid point. I was more referring to the "never" part.
RichardManeuver
It can be a decision for some people. I think it might be about 50/50 for me.
WhichIsIt
I'd call that a coin flip rather than a decision
RichardManeuver
I mean it is 50% me not liking people and 50% people not liking me.
conniecpu
Yes, it's a little easier to not have them when neither you nor your partner can conceive :p
Kittypurfect
Hands generally can't bear children m8.
thedarksideoftheforce
It's also easier not to have them.when you don't habe a gf.
LamarTheHeadhumper
Don't tell Lefty that, she thinks we're still trying
thingifound
Best decision me and GF have made.
tuxedobob
Obviously. If you were committed enough to have a kid you'd be married.
yamahog
that's why the catholic ring fairy only blesses married straight couples with babies.
thingifound
Getting married September 16 !!
melveys
I'm surprised you don't call her your fiancée.
thingifound
Only cost around 1000$. We really don't care about the superficialness of traditional relationships and are pretty to the point. No bs
thingifound
Its feels weird. We got our rings in the mail a few weeks ago and started wearing them. We're not traditional that's for sure. Our wedding
alice600
Um that's actually bad luck to wear your rings before the wedding.