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whooshby
Tell them to meet you at the Crossroads.
TimeFoDat
trefusis
I have a Soul. No one has asked for mine. Dickheads.
Farbegn
I'll sell my 2016 Soul, as long as I can keep every other year
FXTPD
Nice try Milhouse.
Crazy49er
I'm going to need to see Rachael's Soulfax report first before making an offer.
GirlwithaSword
It's not at all what you think...
comnakr
Nuncio29
I'd say: sell!
BrutalAnalSeepage
Ireadtoomuch
Yeah thats pretty much it and nothing less when dealing with dealerships.
HighSlayerRalton
How did they react when you told them that you'd already lost your soul to UserSub?
demirael
"Again"? If you've fallen for it once you can't fall again.
penguin1027
Is she ginger
snowwhyyt
I understand Sam and Dean's mom needs a car. Are you currently in possession of the Soul? If Crowley calls tell him it's not for sale.
flavinbagel
They can take the care, but there's no way Rachel's giving up those hamsters.
jorgan69
Every time I see a kia soul driven by a redhead, I assume it is stolen
squeefa
St-oul-en?
Phroggo
SirLucifer616
TheDeviIsAdvocate
These services are top-of-the-line. I sold my soul just last week and I've never been happier!
IcantComeUpWithAName
Freaking Teemo
meangreenbeanz
Nice try shan-tsung
AnEvilGenius
flamecoloredskies
I'm Rachel and also drive a soul. You could say we're "soul sisters".
Longbowgun
This was awful. +1
sininspace
As a ginger, this is probably the best way to find victims for my soul obtaining habit.
BradyMason
Just drink Canada Dry man, it works way faster as long as you are okay with a bit of canabalism.
nihilityfarce
My ginger friend tells me that each of her freckles is a soul she's stolen, is it true?
sininspace
100%
FidelCashflow18
They knew exactly what they were doing
elahrairah
My friend in car sales had this same issue come up. It got sent out before anyone noticed! The car's model is just "Soul"
duckasaurus8
Previously worked for Hyundai/Kia in the US. Promise you they don't.
canIuseyourtoilet
Go to your local priest and ask what he is offering. Then go back to kia and use it to get the price up. Or deal with the priest. You decide
RedClaws23
Pro tip: go with a Lutheran priest last. They have a price match guarantee and you still get to go to heaven
NinjaPoopy
Nah skip all the middle-men and demand to talk with the sky-wizard himself. Total push-over. All ya gotta do is repent or some shit.
degenerator
Don't fall for this! I did, and now I'm condemned to Imgur for eternity.
CrowberrieWinemaker
Better the Hell you know.
Valondra
Best thing to do is bounce a few offers off each other anyway.
Iaintneverscurred
Whatever they're offering, I'll double it. Hehehehe
thrymn
I'll sell mine for 20k. Slightly used. Less than 30 years use.
ImIsStranger
I just want a corn chip
CandiedJalapenos
DreadPierateRoberts
Deal.
ImIsStranger
I feel I could've gotten 2 corn chips.
qussow
The standard industry rate is 10 corn chips per soul.
SquidJesus
Dis bitch aint standard, bitch.
Iaintneverscurred
SquidJesus
I can though, I'm a squid.
chariotofpearl
LifeHasManyDoorsEddBoy
Can you not make me read that in his voice? his voice is annoyingly nasal. K, thnx.
BronzeOnion
Yoink. Lol perfect when I say I'm a ginger.
Tassyr
Must work retail. Yanks that sucker right out.
TechArtist
My soul and faith in humanity stopped existing some time ago thanks to Retail work.
Tassyr
Likewise! :D
Longbowgun
I was gonna guess atheist...
chariotofpearl
A girl can't be both?
Tassyr
I need context on that. xD
chariotofpearl
Restaurant assistant manager, actually.
ford53
Restaurant assistant management made me go back to college... it is pure hell
talosguideme
I've been there, brother
pholkos
username suggests sister, but I understand
chariotofpearl
It's the "i" missing from girl that throws 'em off.