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thanksgiving dumps are almost as good as the food
Nov 23, 2023 2:38 PM
warpfactor1
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thanksgiving dumps are almost as good as the food
Gooooodmoooorrrningmuchwow
Doing this as I type
joshuasplinth
If this has a smell, I bet it’s not good.
hergurh
Panserclaw
That needs the poop knife!
vicsfalseface
When the miralax starts to work.
horseman05
HoldThatTHOT
If wish I had a gif that says always upvote Buffy, cuz I always upvote Buffy
MrHappySmiles
I did this last night after 15 hours of flying!
dontfloatmygoat
Stupid sexy elephant anus.
Wiesel2000
Justasleepykitty
Now this is shit posting
MoonMoon89
"Shai Hulud!"
thebigbaka
Exdeath5000
The relief is real
warpfactor1
Snd then you go HAM on the leftovers you brought home that were supposed to be for tomorrow
DontYuckMyYum
that was me like 5 days after my PD catheter implant. it felt so good once it got going again.
moxythree
After visiting you family.
zeacorzeppelin10
duffusd
I audibly gasped
fistermatic5000
zeacorzeppelin10
I love Sweeney Todd
KremlinOfAges
IdiotSavantTinker
warpfactor1
They hosted and fed people, least i can do is not destroy their john
MoxieMonster
When the Imodium wares off
billleyk032
Came out like a can of V8 followed by 20 minutes of hotdog water.
gingerirl
This is what I mean when I say constipation and diarrhea... I have IBS
Jimmah1
I also have ibs. The ol' corkinator is my enemy.
Jamesstin
if you're in pain from this like I was, I use half salt water half mineral oil enema. don't forget to say fire in the hole B4 the butt-chug
spiceass9000
Ah yes. The ibs hard push turd followed by liquid
Jamesstin
this would cause me unbearable pain throughout my life. gastroenterologists would tell me it was impossible for me to wake up from bowel 1/
mynameistc
Fuuuck do i have ibs? 95% of my shir is normalish then the last like 5% is liquid.
tonyb486
Is this not normal? My gastroenterologist didn't seem too concerned when I described it..... then again, I do have a gastroenterologist....
gingerirl
I was given a Low FODMAP diet to follow and then reintroduce foods to see what might be making it worse. Might help you too, ask your doc
freezingpilot
Wait, is this a thing?
ColleenMarie
I've heard it called "the Champagne Cork" by my roommate. She works at the ER.
Hashbrown123
Is for me. I get cramps, struggle to push out a super dry log, then just a rush of horrible liquid.
notsol337
I am having a bad IBS day. I didn't even eat any Thanksgiving foods.
johnson442
*Trying to think of something to say to make you feel better*
gingerirl
Oooof, I hope it settles down so you can have leftovers in peace at least
NotSomoneElse68
The "Plug".
imreallyjusthereforthecats
Constirrhea
Hashbrown123
I don't practice constirrhea...
Vidikron
I make it a point to set that deuce loose while I'm there.
chazzsandiego
iGotFOLDERS
stonebreaker6
arkemiffo
Disgusting yes, but imagine the immense sense of relief for the elephant.
dpeiffer10127001
Now that was an enima for the ages.
tjm1226
HorseonaBike
'ZE GOGGLES DO NUSSING!'
poscduke
Fendeezy
ON TOP OF DOING IT WITHOUT GLOVES ON
zeacorzeppelin10
madeforthispost
I feel like that result should have been anticipated
mckjm2
And the lesson learned here, is to stand to the side of things that might spray.
13579rocket
MFsnuggles
Legrooveth
I particularly enjoy the little log that comes out near the end and slaps her on the hand.
RoYoMi
Everything reminds me of her.
fastjeff
The Elephant? Did she Topsy?
theincrediblehoek
Hhaahahahahaha
HowMuchWoodCouldAWoodDuckDuckIfAWoodDuckCouldDuckWood
Those ponchos are inadequate for this job
TheCrusher78
Totally agree.
kickmyballsrealhard
Imagine being covered in elephant ass piss. BARF
PinkyTheUnicorn2
CheeseborgarSoop
Fun Fact, well, not fun, but - Elephants in captivity can die from constipation. It's actually a huge issue, so they need a little help sometimes unclogging.
Endonae
Why only the ones in captivity?
CheeseborgarSoop
Lack of exercise and a varied diet, or other elephants to help with "unclogging." It's a grab bag of reasons.
Seventytonsofmettle
...yea, but I usually don't need some dude with gloves.
distraingotnobrakes