Made it easily and it shows you all the TV and movies about copoganda is bullshit the cop would have made it too but he had an appointment to rape a child and kill a black person at the same time
Cop is wrong about the location. That's the University Bridge over the "Ship Canal." The "Montlake Cut" is farther east from there and goes under the Montlake Bridge.
It's got a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before the catalytic converter so it'll run good on regular gas.
Odds are good that SUV survived the jump. The driver's back won't be happy about it, but the car likely lived long enough to at least get out of sight.
Two days until they announce the Netflix Movie with Alexi Hawley as director with Mark Addy as a new Shepard, Melissa O'Neil as the new pilot and Seth Green and Felecia Day joining the extended cast.
Came to say this and most folks (in my experience at least) when you're using the roof racks/storage, they usually are on top of maintenance and condition of their cars, again in my car community at least.
Not really. Go play with some translation software or sites. Next, go find the oldest reference to the "horch=hear=audi" story you can. It's nowhere near as old as the Audi company.
I don't know what sources you're looking at, but according to Audi themselves, and the memoirs of August Horch himself dated 1937, as well as every other statement I can find, it comes from the translation of the name per suggestion of his son. I can read German, no translation needed.
Maybe their cars are a better quality when made in Germany? I'm in California, and most of the Audis we see are made in Mexico, or sitting in the shop. I've had several Volkswagens and Audis over the last 15 years, and every one of them has been a piece of shit. They've got nothing on Mercedes.
It's a joke that wasn't even funny in my grandpa's time. The format goes, generally, [word] is [foreign language] for [insult]. It relies on a bit of xenophobia and ignorance to get a laugh out of other ignorant xenophobes.
No, asshole, it's a slight parody on the fact that the Volkswagen group appropriated a bunch of African names for their car models. They've done this for decades. "Scirocco" is a wind that originates in the Sahara desert and blows towards the Mediterranean basin. VW first use that word as a car name in 1974. VAG has consistently "borrowed" African words to name their cars, which pairs well with their target audience: gentrifiers that evict POCs and rename streets and neighborhoods after them.
NotAllowedToArgueUnlessYouPay
Door Dash isn't always easy
Midgarmerc
Ooh thats a +1 to their stunt multiplier. Now find a billboard
Lucabibble
Honestly at this point I almost feel they deserve the win
aface62
Seattle, bitch!
bikergeek6249
Someone needs to remix it with this as background music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aZSP8c05zM
OphelianAshe
Fix the cigarette lighter
Bob122872
Oh them Duke boys!
NKato
This is getting reposted too often.
ATGoogles
They're on a mission from gahhd
onecowboytoo
Seattle. They abandoned the car a few blocks away as it was effed up.
whatsthisbuttondonow1
Made it easily and it shows you all the TV and movies about copoganda is bullshit the cop would have made it too but he had an appointment to rape a child and kill a black person at the same time
stevelepastis
Cop is wrong about the location. That's the University Bridge over the "Ship Canal." The "Montlake Cut" is farther east from there and goes under the Montlake Bridge.
Munchman347
'Open'...
BlastyMcBlastblast
them duke boys are at it again...
Elonth
I was hoping this would be here...but at the same time not because it makes me feel old even though i'm not even 40 yet.
Edgarflaps
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1ODU1N2ExMnA2MnRpOWg3aHJta3doMnhieDh2c2l5cTd0b3BlM3hkaiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/jiHCxC28N7FNX7wOXN/200w.webp
PilgrimScott
Montlake in Seattle? Yeeehaww!
azazyel
They found the car but the driver escaped
DownUpUpDown
Were they meaning no harm or were they on a mission from god?
AlmostClever
*Freebird solo intensifies*
Androidery
Anybody ever see that movie "3 on a match"
Androidery
https://youtu.be/TDJigiXgXqY?si=dNoTr9U9f1uK2OtW
napsmear
Remember the time Conan did it with a bean full of beans? š
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ricpaul
Looks like they spilled some beans... https://imgur.com/5fLLNxU
REOJackwagon
Yeah, they did several jumps, that was a good show
TheWeebleWobler
Ma beans!
BigAnimeTitties
If they pull that with my car I don't even want it back
Snooj
According to the news article the car was found still running but considered totaled and the suspects were not found.
BigAnimeTitties
Jeez yeah probably so much damage to the frame and everything under.
imnotinthewitnessprotectionprogram
Montlake cut?
KhanhChannn
Having read the title, in my head... it was a lot more epic
supercalifragilisticexpialidociousl
Yeah, this was in Seattle at the University bridge last September. https://www.king5.com/article/news/crime/driver-fleeing-police-jumps-university-bridge/281-e0ebc428-a9d1-4796-a4e7-c9bc2f6bc7e3#
TheSecondPiewackit
"WELCOME TO SEATTLE. YEEHAW FUCK THE LAW IS NOW IN FULL EFFECT."
REOJackwagon
If that were my car, I'd be mad it was stolen, but that jump was epic. Probably worth it to know it can make the jump
phoony
Kotarisu
For comparison:
TheMomaw
Guy in OP's video probably wasn't on a mission from God.
DignamWhenAskedaQuestion
He did make the jump , so he might have....
Kotarisu
RAJrios
So is it the new bluesmobile, or what?
doktorivan210
Fix the cigarette lighter.
Sh1tMovieGroup
It's got a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, it's got cop tires, cop suspensions, cop shocks....
Blackmetalhappiness
Fix the cigarette lighter.
deegeeeeez
Carās got a lot of pickupā¦
TakeAChillPill16
But they were on a mission from God, though...
75townecoupe
It's got a cop motor, a 440-cubic-inch plant. It's got cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks. It's a model made before the catalytic converter so it'll run good on regular gas.
jayteedeeism
I hate Illinois nazis.
TheSecondPiewackit
Car's got a lotta pickup.
sweetfeetpete
You donāt like it?
75townecoupe
Blues Brothers is a national treasure
Gruesslibaer
Fix the cigarette lighter.
glovelyday
"Making it." Yeah, but how far?
GoSibi
Away.
ChicanoBatman
Seattle University district. Lots of weird streets, and those uni kids will definitely stash the bad guy. Seattle hates the po-po.
rcgom
far enough to ditch the cops & flee on foot
NightOwlRally
Until the engine seizes from lack of oil
SprinklesMckitten
He is literally driving deeper into Seattle closer to other police departments.
only option was to cut hard to the right, ditch the car, then look sexy walking away
unluckyandbored
Odds are good that SUV survived the jump. The driver's back won't be happy about it, but the car likely lived long enough to at least get out of sight.
Kotarisu
Further than that cop, anyway.
glovelyday
Not 5te next one. Did you know, the cops have radios now!
LupusLilium
Often the best goal isn't 'get away as far as possible' but to get far enough away to break line of sight and then vanish.
rcgom
confirming: the chase has to be short, the longer you run the easier it is to get cops in front of you or get the helo on you. make a few 1/
rcgom
turns the won't try, get outta sight & ditch, they'll get to the car in the end, best case is you're gone by then. 2/2
Darkspire
Rogue class OP
FriendlyNeighborhoodWeatherMan
They made it, but their radiator and oil pan did not.
Cutwail
Not a problem, It's gonna get the chop chop treatment.
TK421isAFK
It's an Audi. It wasn't going to get much further than that bridge without a tow truck, anyway, regardless of how it was being driven.
SecurityBadger
The completely opposite opinions of @agouti and @TK421isAFK, here.
TK421isAFK
Yeah, but he's wrong. š
ButtscratchMcPherson
"Drive it like you stole it."
Madalchemist2018
This guy understood the assignment
rcgom
car is stolen. once the gumballs come out the car's only purpose is escape, wreck it if it gets you away!
DuineSgith
Thought to myself, "That can't be true" but there it was, a-goin' blue, blue, blue. Uh-oh, bubble-gum machine done hit the jackpot
MisterJeebers
10 - 4 Back door, you're in a heap of trouble, boy, for sure.
ReallyOG
iMcFly
deaththeunholy
Well they said stolen car so I imagine the point was just to cross, dump the vehicle somewhere, and cheese it
TheUtahn
He tried to lamb, but they cheesed him!
marquettegoldeneagles
Upvotimg for cheese it. LOL
bamcobra
Iāll updoot you too for ācheese itā, but I honestly want to know if you just used the term or can you give the reference?
deaththeunholy
Got it from good olā loveable bender
https://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/cheese_it_futurama.gif
Though couldnāt find an Imgur native gif but itās one of his common expressions throughout the series and it means āto run awayā lolz
bamcobra
Ahh. An excellent modern reference. Iām old and was thinking of the Bowery Boys series from the ā50ās. They used that phrase all the time.
TheLeanWolf
it didn't have cop tires, cop suspension, cop shocks.
LordHosk
Or cop daddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXeolMokIuU
secularink
LordHosk
Two days until they announce the Netflix Movie with Alexi Hawley as director with Mark Addy as a new Shepard, Melissa O'Neil as the new pilot and Seth Green and Felecia Day joining the extended cast.
Watch the skys on the 13th
ScreamimgGoat
Before I opened it, I was hoping it would be this. Thank you. " Arrest me but make it sexy!"
secularink
MungChomper69420
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1Ym43ZzM2OXpkYjQ4aHo5bzVmMTZxN2h2dG41bDFoNXk1NWI4OTBheSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/IwVRuFD6Ar0S4/200w.webp
choppedliveraldente
106 miles in the southwest is the next town an hour and a half away
DeepThought42
Hit it
Agouti
It's a Audi Q7 (built on the same platform as the VW Touareg), it would have coped with a small jump.
guyanesebro420
Came to say this and most folks (in my experience at least) when you're using the roof racks/storage, they usually are on top of maintenance and condition of their cars, again in my car community at least.
TK421isAFK
Roof rack storage containers and kayak carriers on Audis are like huge tires and lift kits on pavement princess pickups - just for show.
TK421isAFK
It's funny how you say that as if that's a mark of quality or strength. "Audi" is Swahili for "unreliable, and a financial liability".
ButtblasterMcAssmaster
And "Audi" is Latin for "Hear!", or "Horch" in German - the name of the founder and the origin of the company's name.
TK421isAFK
Not really. Go play with some translation software or sites. Next, go find the oldest reference to the "horch=hear=audi" story you can. It's nowhere near as old as the Audi company.
ButtblasterMcAssmaster
I don't know what sources you're looking at, but according to Audi themselves, and the memoirs of August Horch himself dated 1937, as well as every other statement I can find, it comes from the translation of the name per suggestion of his son. I can read German, no translation needed.
Agouti
I didn't say that because it's an Audi, I said it because it's a solid 4WD built on a solid platform.
InTangier
I mean, Audis are pretty tough around these parts, but I suppose the manufacturing standards may be different.
Hangonthere
As a german - WTF??
TK421isAFK
Maybe their cars are a better quality when made in Germany? I'm in California, and most of the Audis we see are made in Mexico, or sitting in the shop. I've had several Volkswagens and Audis over the last 15 years, and every one of them has been a piece of shit. They've got nothing on Mercedes.
pedrotbear
It's a joke that wasn't even funny in my grandpa's time. The format goes, generally, [word] is [foreign language] for [insult]. It relies on a bit of xenophobia and ignorance to get a laugh out of other ignorant xenophobes.
TK421isAFK
No, asshole, it's a slight parody on the fact that the Volkswagen group appropriated a bunch of African names for their car models. They've done this for decades. "Scirocco" is a wind that originates in the Sahara desert and blows towards the Mediterranean basin. VW first use that word as a car name in 1974. VAG has consistently "borrowed" African words to name their cars, which pairs well with their target audience: gentrifiers that evict POCs and rename streets and neighborhoods after them.