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Fun stuff.
sms001
#19 So very very wrong though. Ruled 30+ years(?), prepared extensively for the siege of Minas Tirith, and resisted Sauron's influence through the palantir far better than Saruman.
Bobbobbobobbananafanafobob
#32 Billy'Jane / hashtag mom life
They're just a kid who can't wait to get away
At least Log Ham ain't their name
Hee hee!
Base841
#16, that's usually a bonus you get for generously tipping the concierge.
haveanupvotegif
theAmberTrap
No shade at that man, but I love the rough border so much more.
profiledit
#27
DarkSock
True slatternly lust
ElbowDeepInUserSub
#23 These are the first 'public' pictures I've seen of this man smiling in at least a decade.
pandemicpolemic
I love his tshirt too. I wonder if it’s vintage or from Target. Either is valid, mind
MantisTobagganMD
He probably isn't even Buddhist. Name one element of the Eightfold Path!
deaththeunholy
#39 just gotta boop the snoot
MurdockTheHawk
With your tongue
deaththeunholy
ireplywithtwinpeaks
#16 In Spain, Italy and Greece it’s customary to have a cat in each hotel room what’s the problem
scrumtrilescent
I would pay extra to have a cat to snuggle with.
RevRagnarok
CerisCinderwolf
#14 Circa 1982 during Return of the Jedi's filming period (released in 1983).
DarkSock
ur left nostril was released in 1983
UltraHellboy
Thank you, fellow pedant.
imakesoap
#15 drinking at Dodger Stadium yesss
joeyecho101
Iaimtomisbehave
And let me tell you:
anSSLerrorhasoccuredandasecureconnectiontotheservercannotbemade
Meh, I’ve had cheesier
Deathpunkin
Let me know.. if you see.. a radio shack
LawFiveGuy
#32 I kind of need to know why Log'hann and Brenn'ley got the stars. and are all the other mishaps envious?
Sorcatarius
Those all look like the names of dragons, so I'm guessing they successfully stole a princess or something?
blackmetalcoyote
@CrimeBrulee /gallery/LxSyPos/comment/2414173699
CarlBassett
#24 Open Google. Search for "cat". Find animated cat paw image. Click it. Keep clicking. You are welcome.
Jesseskimo
Yeh, I enjoyed that, my cats didn't
yeahhedugit
Nice. Also, click quickly.
Gaelwyn
#16 I'd pay extra for my hotel room to come with a cat.
BottomShelfVodka
#1 Tried it.
SomeGuyWhoSaysStuff
How was it?
BottomShelfVodka
Not good...but not macaroni flavored either. I went in expecting macaroni and cheese, but they made it like..mango flavored. My brain couldn't process it
WillLickNudibranchsForBUzz
#9 Read that as "Me and the hornies".
MuffinProof
BanadecCamberbootch
#40
cancerriddenlung
There it is.
WeAreNotSmilesTImes
#11
yeahhedugit
goflyblind
#24:
TheSmogMonster
#45 just pick one. I'm either today...
mak10z
dovahdesign
The way I cackled at this comment hahahaha +1
Sage042000
WISCONSIN BELONGS TO THE NORDS!
WoopDeFrickenDoo
Ayyyyy'den
mak10z
👽
DWandRFaremyspiritbeings
I wonder if the stars are for the ones that didn't make it (bonus yikes if from not being vaccinated).
CrimeBrulee
I presumed they were for miscarriages (likely the fetus found out it's name and said "nah bro")
LawFiveGuy
@CrimeBrulee @blackmetalcoyote posted your comment in response to my comment. Since I can only give a single +1, you get to decide if it's for your comment or username
CrimeBrulee
BaldBandit
#1 I see your gummies and raise you this abomination:
Masonrig
The gummies aren't Mac & Cheese flavored, yours DEFINITELY wins.
ShadowsCrush
I saw this in our local walmart and bought it - it is exactly as awful as one might expect.
kramorp
I see your ice cream and raise a glass:
smashpro1
Ah sweet, manmade horrors within my comprehension.
Couchwarrior1337
The sour patch kids sherbet stuff was heavenly. That...I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy. Literally cheese flavored??
sugarsharkshack
I really like their honeycomb ice cream, but after having seen this... Abomination... (Retching noises)
sharkmanspi4
#4 only those courageous of heart will know
darkdragonempress
That was a fucking lie and we all know it. It was just testing who was smart enough to actually watch the statues.
jethroismaxbaer5772
Is that why their boobs were out?
darkdragonempress
Nah that was also to distract from the eyes opening.
Sorcatarius
They had eyes?
tantallous
#40 ah yes. The poop plug. To keep the devil out.
cardinal29
zombiejedediah
#35 Dick Stroker. Also... 18?
Shoumpue
18 when he was embalmed
nothingunused
Must be one of those people who won't admit their age, and are like "It's my tenth 35th birthday!"
MrsHowVeryDareYou
#8 The cries of tiny babies like that aren’t even that loud yet - unless you are the sleep deprived parent and then it’s the loudest noise in the world. But honestly, when I hear newborns cry, I’m like “that’s all you got, kid?”
Ababybunny
ICP is a Christian rap group…
cardinal29
You haven't heard my kid, known as "The World's Loudest Baby"™ Whadda pair of lungs on him, I swear.
ExTechOp
It is specifically designed to be uncomfortable for the other person because it isn’t about converting them to your religion. It is about manipulating you so you can’t leave yours.
pandro
wow, profound. I believe "the best ways to attract people to church is by example. live the way that jesus would. all the time." Me, I don't profess my religion. My behavior is atrocious and I don't want to give Jesus a bad name. :-)
MrsHowVeryDareYou
Whoops I think you meant this comment elsewhere!
ExTechOp
That was a response to "listen to someone talk about God & Jesus", ie. proselytizing.
KuldFyt
#21 Got one because one of our cats was overweight. Exactly as pictured. But the cat who *wasn't* overweight is now a gym rat and we had to put her on extra food because she was losing too much.
IndianCowboy
Gym Bro cracked the code - Work hard to get more noms..
VoxAmericana
A lot of folks work out to get more nom-noms, me included. The Oatmeal had a comic about running just so you can shovel in more garbage. :)
KuldFyt
#32 Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!
coothlesscthulhu
Quiete
I cannot for the life of me figure out what the fuck NoezLou is supposed to be
Syovere
No es Lou
Quiete
I'm gonna scream
Quiete
The closest thing I found was someone on Twitter who said "Noelle". Seems like a stretch, but maybe?
tentacularfleshscape
She's an ok kid, but she's no Ezlou
Eiladar
I'm just fixated on trying to figure out what the stars mean.
Syovere
Whatever they mean, it's clear that these stars aren't right.
Tjitso
They ded
wadatahmydamie
Fucked the teacher at their home school
Lakih
Wouldn't be surprised if it's kids that died
Nathanyel
Lost them in a school shooting, still staunchly pro-guns.
LookingLikeASnack
I was thinking the same. It's the only acceptable-ish reason for two to be marked like that. Though the line of acceptability was clearly crossed long ago.
doctorId
#45
WoopDeFrickenDoo
Therozinosaurus!
TheSmogMonster
What's spooky is I responded to 45 with the image of real vs media therozinosaurus, scrolled down and found this...
WoopDeFrickenDoo
why is that spooky? you're not the only Therozinosaurus enjoyer ya know..
TheSmogMonster
That is fair. It's just kind of an odd moment.