Let me measure you kitty!

Oct 13, 2022 7:37 AM

Gussalo

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I do this all the time with my parrot. He hates the tape measure.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Norty is beyond measure!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

im measuring large amounts of pure hate and love

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What a aggressive cat-shaped hole.

3 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

You've measured my patience. It's zero, nada, null...

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My cats *hate* the tape measure.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Kitten: How much hp DOES THIS THING HAVE??!

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

My black dude weighed 14 lbs this morning. Im so fucking proud of him.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The void will not be measured

3 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Black cats are so long and lanky I love them so much.

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Good luck using the tape measure in the fire without that cat fucking with it.

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I love how he backhands it to take it by surprise.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

eh this gives me flashback fears. Did this with my old cat and he was having a great time, till he slashed his paw on teh tape

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

was aLOT of blood and it cut quite deep(Although only took 3 stitches to close) after that he would run and hide every time I grabbed it

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hellions change their size to fit the battle!

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That's what I do when someone tries to weigh me.

3 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

Giving that measuring tape a big dose of the old skippity pap!

3 years ago | Likes 137 Dislikes 0

I’m this many slaps high bitch!

3 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Don’t worry kitty, I’m just trying to measure your patience.

3 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

That kitty is... just a little patience (yeah-ah)

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

One cannot measure a void.

3 years ago | Likes 85 Dislikes 0

For the void is infinite

3 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

But one cannot a-void measuring a void.

3 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0